Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces...
We have more stereotypes for more cars, coming your way.
Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British home dear chap. Come this way and I'll show you what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a gold frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds a day,...
* Been on a date or in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Friends and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter or seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo or piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked or done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
Well shit. Actually no, I doubt you are actually here suddenly in a rush because you just encountered this situation a few minutes ago and thought the best place was to check my club for whatever reason. If that is the case, please, you made a bad decision, call a suicide hotline, search a more valid source, and focus on your friend and make sure they survive the situation. This article won't help you more than anything there will especially since this is more of a tip article from someone who has had a lot of experience with this.
There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.
Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an hour down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit of 55* Come on, don't you know what the speed limit is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into a...
In one section of the planet, it was littered with destroyed vehicles, ranging from tanks, speeder bikes, and even a few AT-ST's. Not far away, was a damaged Tie Fighter, next to an old Arc-170. The radio was still on in the 170.
Announcer: This is the Coruscant Broadcasting Service. Here is the news. In an isolated part of the planet, a group of Generals said, with Naboo falling into the hands of the Imperials, The Battle of Coruscant, is about to begin.
Well my typewriter is down for repairs at the moment and I need something to keep me from being bored as hell because I’m off work for today and my husband is off at church and I think the cat hid my dildo so what the fuck am I supposed to do with my time?
Some of you may be surprised that I’m an author since I type about like how you’d expect a fucking dumbass ranch worker to talk, but I am an author, and I swear I can type good if I wanna.
Art, in all of the forms that it takes on, exists as the method that we humans use to understand and explain our viewpoints on reality....
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