While getting out of shower/dressing: *One shoulder towel* I'M GREEK, MOTHERF*CKER! Oookay, and that's how you know I've had too much internet, *nervous laugh* With stories from the four corners of the world. The world is round, you stupid beisch, it doesn't have corners. Yes it does! IT'S ROUND. NO CORNERS. *Self STFU stare* THE ROUND PART IS THE CORNERS, YOU PRAT.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I am the truth... You're dead to me.