What Is Your Favorite Quote Ever!?

be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be

Harry: "Come on, Malfoy. Just get out of here, please?"
Draco: "Where are we supposed to go?"
Harry: "Uh, I don't know, uh, Pigfarts."
Draco: "Hahaha, hoho, now you're just being cute. I can't GO to Pigfarts, it's ON MARS. You need a rocketship! Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Look at it! Look it! Rocketship Potter! Oh, oh! Starkid Potter, Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts."
- A Very Potter Musical

I also love this quote from one of nerimon's videos of "Alex Reads Twilight"
"WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?!"

"You know the feeling whey you put your hands up and spin around? Love is like that. Your mind tells you to stop you fall, but your heart tells you to continue" :D

i have so many lets see
*Im the best their ever is
*Oh the cleverness of me
*campfire
*Your the weak oone ull never no love or friendship and i feel sorry for u

"Wen u make music or write or create,its really ur job 2 have mindblowing,irresponsible,condomless sex with watever idea ur writing about at the time"Lady Gaga.I luv this quote i just think it expresses how fun she is and how she expresses her feelings.

"Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep and you weep alone"

"When we are dreaming alone it is only a dream. When we are dreaming with others it's the beginning of reality."
"Every success starts with the decision to try."

"If you ask me anything i dont know, im not going to answer"-Yogi Berra
also...."i never said most of the things i said"-Yogi Berra. the funny part about these quotes is when he says them hes being serious

Mine is probebly "I'm going to give the people what they want... sinsation, horror, shock! Send them out in the streets to tell their friends how wanderful it is to be scared to death!!!!" this quote it epic! But I dont remember the movie it is from!

Katie:Sadie is the Prettiest girl I know!
Sadie:Awww, Well your the prettiest girl I know! Katie:We're both REALLY pretty!
Sadie:Don't you love how we can say that and not sound concided?
Katie:I LOVE that about us!
Sadie:Me too!"

<3

Katie&Sadie-TDI

I love these from The Big Bang Theory:

Quote:Leonard: Our kids will be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary

Quote:Leonard: I'm a male, and she's a female.
Sheldon: But not of the same species.

Quote:Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.

Most of my favorite quotes come from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia:

Dennis: [after witnessing Mac kiss his Mom at her front door] Oh my God! Ohhh...
Charlie: Yeah... that's a terrible thing... a terrible thing for you to see that.
Dennis: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him!
Charlie: Wait wait wait! What are you gonna do? Punch him in the face? Throw him? Maybe work the body a little?
Dennis: I was gonna...
Charlie: No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.

Charlie: Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.

Mac: Look at Sweet Dee, sitting on her cloud of judgment, handing down life lessons to all the sinners.

Frank: I'm going to go oil my chainsaw.
Dee: What?
Dennis: Frank, we don't need the chainsaw. Is that what's in that bag?
Frank: Oh, we do...because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance...a beautiful dance with a chainsaw.

Frank: This slot defeats the purpose. I can see your eyes! We might as well get married.
Dennis: It's the safest way, Frank.
Frank: Dennis, if I was looking for safe I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall.

Artemis: Hi! Name's Artemis... I have a bleached asshole...

Charlie: Wait, wait, wait...Check his pulse.
Dee: He doesn't have a head, Charlie!

Dee: Charlie, don't screw me like this, come on.
Charlie: Don't screw you? Oh, I'm sorry, Dee, let me try and remember something. Let's see, was it, did Dee write a musical and come to Charlie with it? No! Charlie wrote a musical and came to Dee with it, and the gang. And the gang likes to screw it up and make it about themselves, and take it away from Charlie, and ruin his hopes and dreams. So let me tell you something, Dee, let me break down a scenario for you. I could cut the song, OK, because I wrote it. I could have Artemis do the song, OK, because you did not write it. Or I could strap on a wig and I could do the song myself. So you tell me, Little Miss All That, what do you want to do? Song or no song?

Charlie: Hello, Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furniture? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid! There is! Kitten Mittons. Finally, there is an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats…. I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one-legged? Is your cat fat, skinny, or an in-between? That doesn’t matter! Cause one size fits all! Kitten Mittons! You’ll be smitten! So come on down to Paddy’s Pub. We’re the hoooooooommee of the original Kitten Mittons. Meeeeeeeeeeowwwww!

Oh, how I love this show.

I have a few...I can't choose.
(1)"I've noticed everyone that's for abortion has already been born." ~ Ronald Reagan

(2)"Someone asked me if I missed you. I just closed my eyes and walked away. Cause I was afraid of laughing in their face." ~ Me

(3)"You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough."