what would you do if someone broke into ur house rite now?

if some one broke in to my house right now i would post it in a qustion telling everyone then leave (making sure i had my phone to see who answers..
or
run for my life
or
call the cops and hide

take my cello and smash it over their heads

run to kitchen roll under their feet * past them * grab a kitchen knife and stab them repeatedly in the back then take their wallet and take their cash and credit cardz! Then i would go buy myself a gun and sword for protection! =D

I'm a fencer, I'd grab my stick (why won't my mom buy me a foil or some kind of sword?)
Robber: Gimme your money or I shoot!
Me: EN GARD! *Advances and lunges*
Robber: OOF! *stomach is stabbed*
Me: TAKE THAT! *knocks him over head and knocks him out*
Me:Foolish man, you don't rob fencers!

call 911 or my parents if i was home alone then run and hide

Easy. Hit them in the head with a baseball bat.

this is sooo easyy...

get my brother, push him in front of them, run and scream, KILL HIM NOT ME!!! ^^

Run. Scream. Throw a potato.

*grabs a baseball bat* Its go time >:)

Charge at him with my stapler and get him right in the back of his head!

I'd throw my sister's violin into a giant potato gun and shoot it at him.

Grab 1 of my dad's guns & threaten 2 shoot, and get Kat 2 help me torture him:) If that doesn't work, I'm not afraid 2 die....but I'd perfer not 2.

-Spi

shit i would b like OH HELL NO! who the fuk do u think u r breaking into my house i would get my moms metal baseball bat and start swinging at him lol

um probaly totally freak out-ring the police the whole works and baricade me and my family in a safe lock room-just in case the guys a physo !!!

well, since i am on the computer, id say, lure him over here and onto a hentai site and club him while hes distracted!

nothing when im on the computer i cant be distracted

I would get a knife and stabbed them

I'd kick him in the Cojones, steal his Hat, and run like HELL!

become there friend maybe they with play videogames with me :)

I would find the creep and attack him!!, DIE PERSON!!!

call the cops run hide then pop out of no where and spray him or her with pepper spray i know im smart oh and become friends and go to the mall!:)

Hit Him/her with the bowling pin I have in my room {yes I do have a bowling pin xD}

i would threaten them with my sword and if they dont leave peacefully without taking anything i will have to go all kenjetsu neko ronin samurai on him

Me just being there will scare them out... (i am REALLY Social.) I will probably talk about a Random Topic Me: Do you like Potatos? Robber : Yeah sure Now TELL ME WHERE THE MONEY IS! Me: Heres my wallet this is where i keep money but they ran away :( Robber: What the? Me:POTATO!!!! Robber: WHERE IS THE MONEY OR IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!! Me:Gosh Someone is in a hurry. Robber: I have plenty of time. Me: Wanna Play cooking Mama? Did you bring you DS? Robber: COME ON!!! IM LEAVING WHATS THE USE!!!!!! Me: Ok Bye!!!! Come again Soon! *parents come home* Mom : honey what happened? Me: A robber Came! Dad:OH MY GOD!!! CALL THE COPS!!! Me: No!!! Next time he comes were gonna play Cooking Mama!!!He forgot his DS!! The End. Plan 2 Hide (im really sneaky) grabs a sword and you no the rest.... And while i'd do it ill be carrying a potato in a baby blanket :)

call 911 fire burning on the dance floor ohhh

Threaten him with a knife. If that doesn't work I'll try to knock him out and then call the cops.

Scream like a ninja, then kick them in the face. Call 911, and if they had a gun, break their hand and grab it from them.

What? It's possible! lol

freak out