What is your favorite movie and/or tv show quote?

I'm absolutely in love with House's quotes on House MD.
Some of my favorites:

"People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get, and there's nothing any of us can do about it."

“I like being alone. At least, I convince myself that I'm better off that way. And then I met someone at a psychiatric hospital of all places. She changed me. And then she left. We're better off alone. We suffer alone. Doesn't matter if you're a model husband, or father of the year. Tomorrow will be the same for you.”

"You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing's ever right."

And then there's the famous "Everybody lies."



They pretty much sum up my world view.

"Just GO with it Buzz"-Jessie,Toy Story 3

I like a couple but the 2 that I can think of off the top of my head are:
"Some people grow up to be killers. Some people grow up to catch them." Aaron Hotchner from Criminal Minds
"Bloody hell" Ron Weasley from Harry Potter

"You can't just walk in with a banana and expect everything to be peaches!" Pauly D.

Here's a couple from Detroit 17 (my favorite show, I copied them from a page I'd wrote them down on, that's why there's all the weird stuff)

Louis: *over phone* So you’re having a baby, must feel really special. Course there are over six billion people in the world, every one of them was a baby so when you put it in perspective how special can you be?
Damon: *Looks over, sees Louis sitting at his desk three feet away talking on phone, plays along* We’ve had serious infertility issues.
Louis: And I’m moved I truly am moved, but if that cell phone goes off in my presence again you’re going to have serious career issues. Also I don’t like you very much. *sits cell phone down looks up, pops pen. Speaks as if nothing is odd.* Check on James Burke?

Damon: Am I always gonna be that guy that got shot on his first day on homicide?
Louis: Uh, I knew this cop back in New York, second week on the job there was a shootout. He comes up to me after, he’s all panicked cause he wet his pants, doesn’t want anybody to find out cause he knows he’ll never live it down, but I realized it wasn’t urine on his pants it was blood. So I tell him he got shot and he was very happy to find out that news.
Damon: So you’re saying it could have been worse, I could of pissed my pants?

Ariana: Your shooter must have been Jonesing pretty bad, he threw up everywhere.
Louis: That wasn’t the shooter. *nods towards Damon*
Ariana: No way.
Louis: Way

Jesse: Alright, uhh Franci-chez Wo-chow-ski? *silence from suspects*
Vikram: Alright, Franci-cheh Wi-chow ski? *continued silence*
Jesse: I don’t know about these suspects, but their names are murder.

What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, "We've got no rice, we've no wheat. We've got nothing!" But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the barns! You'll find plenty! Beans, salt, rice, sake! Look in the valleys, they've got hidden warehouses! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated! They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then who made them such beasts? You did! You samurai did it! You burn their villages! Destroy their farms! Steal their food! Force them to labour! Take their women! And kill them if they resist! So what should farmers do?
~Kikuchiyo-sama

Oh gosh, well here's some from one show and one movie:

"It's a gift... and a curse." -Monk

"Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not." -Monk

"You'll thank me later." -Monk

"He's cheating!" -Monk

"Garret was surprisingly sensitive when it comes to matters of the heart." -Flipped