Sit at his side,look at him lovingly and stroke his cheek XD Jk here's what i do:dive on to the bed and shake and poke him till he wakes up or pour water on him or put icecubes in his bed or stick his face in a pie -whatever i feel like,really.we are more like BFFs anyway.
Scream get up fatass!! If that doesn't work say uh oh here comes a *state your name* earthquake!!!!!! And start jumping on him. If he still won't get up than go AFTERSHOCKS!! And do it again lol poor icecubes down his pants
heres what you do: start reading the most graphic yaoi fanfiction you can find while sitting next to him... if hes even slightly awake thatll get him up and going.. (unless hes a fanboy and then it doesnt work, but on most men it does)