there was a small explosion down the street from my school and i got the day off
me: *waking up*
me: *looks at clock, 8:32* (my bus comes at 7:30)
me: that can’t be right *gets out of bed*
mum: did u just get up?
me: yep
mum: schools cancelled, there was an explosion
me: *wtf?* school blew up?!
mum: *laughs* no! a chemical reaction near it
me: *damnit!* oh
me: *gets back into bed and tries not to smile too much*
Me: Aw dammit I have a stuffy and runny nose! D:
Sister: Eh, at least you aren't in a hospital
Me: *sneezes all over her, with my runny nose gunk on her face*
Annoying Belieber and the rest of our class.
Callie: OMG! Mr. C, can we play Bieber music for our next concert?!?!
Everybody (except her and the teacher): NO!