Anime random sentence maker-horoscope! :D

You know the drill. I don't have to explain the instructions. Have fun!
Your birthmonth:
January - I slapped
February - I beat up
March - I mooned
April - I kissed
June - I met
July - I fangirled/fanboyed over
August - I found out _________ was my grandfather/grandmother
September - I gave birth to
October - I farted in front of
November - I had a couple of drinks with
December - I got screamed at by
Your birthday:
1 - Shikamaru Nara
2 - Sailor Mercury
3 - Excalibur
4 - Naruto Uzumaki
5 - Haruhi Fujioka
6 - Light Yagami
7 - Sakura Haruno
8 - Ichigo Kurosaki
9 - Natsu Dragneel
10 - Soul 'Eater' Evans
11 - L
12 - Lucy Nyu
13 - Roy Mustang
14 - Maka Albarn
15 - Italy
16 - France
17 - Witchblade
18 - Touta Matsuda
19 - Liechenstein
20 - Vegeta
21 - Winry Rockbell
22 - Inuyasha
23 - Misa Amane
24 - Kyoya Otori
25 - Lady Chio
26 - Envy
27 - Ino Yamanaka
28 - Misaki Suzuhara
29 - Edward Elric
30 - Witchblade
31 - Goku
Birthyear:
1998+ - and then I did it again
1997 - Like a boss
1996 - majestically
1995 - while making macaroni and cheese
1994 - As a proud citizen of the United States (even if you aren't one)
1993 - and calibrated the tragectory of {you get to make this part up yourself!}
1992 - before I decided to train my ninjutsu
1991 - but they gave me the boot
1990 - with help from Ling Yao
1989 - and that was it for the day
1988 - while imitating a chicken
1987 - but nobody gave a firetruck
1986 - using the power of glory
1985- - just like that without any problems
Favorite color:
White - because I felt like it.
Black - because Orochimaru threatened to kill my family if I didn't.
Red - because I read it's good for your health.
Green - because I'm sexy.
Yellow - because aliens.
Blue - because it was in the prophecy.
Orange - because I was high.
Pink - because it was my birthday.
Brown - because I'm Kira.
Purple - because the computer said it was the best option.
Other - because I like chocolate.
:D