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Why is your mom stalking me?

OK so I was walking to school and BAM she comes out from the tree and says HOLY GKFJFGHHF
 xxxstephxxx posted over a year ago
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superstar45 said:
cause she loves u....:>
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
Because she wants to duh....
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TheDirector said:
She heard that you have a cookie in your pocket and came to claim it.
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IloveMyLord said:
cause
you slapped her last night.
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sugercookies151 said:
Because you have hair like Dumbledore's
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creepyboi07 said:
It is dearly wat she does dear.
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RedPineapple said:
Because she's actually secretly working on the task force and I told her that you were Kira, in order to lower my suspicion.

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[i]Because she's actually secretly working on the task force and I told her that you were Kira, in order to lower my suspicion.[/i]
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That's why you said that? Interesting, Light...*holds handcuffs by index and thumb*
SymmaGirl2 posted over a year ago
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I was just joking with this person...I swear. I'm innocent I tell you! ._.
RedPineapple posted over a year ago
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WIN.
Aquarius18 posted over a year ago
bubblegum_kiss said:
dunno...
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IoYoI said:

Probably because she's a psycho bitch.


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SymmaGirl2 said:
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Yo,I’ve been stalkin your mom
For like two years straight
I’m way to shy to ask her out on a date
So I just wait
In your neightbours lawn
With my camera ready and my camouflage on
And I know that I’ll get plenty pics
Once she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six
I follow her on my bike,but its hopeless
I cant keep up with her Ford Focus
So I kidnap the golden retriever
Wanted to return it just to please her
But forgot to feed her
Taking care of a dog is hard
Gave it to her dead said it got hit by a car

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Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy
Show up at the door and give her a pie
She says: I didn’t order none you geek
You can give me free pizza like once a week
Oh,so I disguise my voice with a device
And she don’t know what my voice sounds like
So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her
She don’t think the pizza guy is stalkin her
Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days
Just looking at the scrapbooks I made
My life size doll is almost there
I just need a couple more strands of hair

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Aw,thanks for coming over man,
Its gonna be a fun night
Yeah man no problem man
hey check it out I got the new
World of warcraft weapon pack dawg
Aw, I love world of war..warcraft ( yea yea man )
Hey whats this right here?
That’s just my yearbook
Your wha?! dude.. dude.. this is this is my mom
This is my mom in the shower! ( nah nah nah )
dude what eh wha? I’m just

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Nice XD
RedPineapple posted over a year ago
Ale1152 said:
I don't know. All I know is that it's not my problem.
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iamagagamonster said:
because it's her hobby dummy!!:D
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because it's her hobby dummy!!:D
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tokidoki123 said:
'Cause She heard you have a protein bar in your pocket.
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DreamyMuffin said:
Because she thinks that you're me. :P
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Luna-Lacrimosa said:
She isn't my mom....my mom stalks holiday people...like the Easter bunny :3 not chu...

Unless...you stole her a sandwich....<3<
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Dream-On said:
you make me wanna.........
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you make me wanna.........
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chimpney posted over a year ago
chimpney said:
... I don't have a mom.
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