If you give a mouse a cookie...

He will want a cookie to go with it ;)

omg :3 my mom use to read that book to me >.<

He will ask for three cookies and cheese

Prepare to have your childhoods ruined

Then the mouse will drink the milk.
If I give the mouse a house so he can relax and digest the milk, he will invite all his friends over.
If I allow his friends to party, they all become my friends.
If I have mouse friends, they can all become part of my army.
If I have a mouse army, then we can take over the world.
If we take over the world, we can demand all the milk and cookies and anything else we want.