Stupid Questions ~

It's a stick that you use on your lips

Actually I really like that question I wonder that too.

Goofy might be mutated or something.

I would think so

Possibly

No you would still lose because it's physical exercise and you're burning calories.

I am answering because my senior class trip was today and I didn't go. I'm really bored.

1. The stuff sticks to your lips
2. Because whenever he grew one, his gorilla friends always ripped it clean off.
3. One of Goofy's parents are human and the other is a dog (Maybe Pluto is Goofy's father?)
4. What if you're in bed while answering these questions? o_O (I'm not. But someone else could be...)
5. Yes. They drink the water they're in.
6. No, because you'd be reversing time.
7. Because why the flip not.

~Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
-I don't know
~Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ?
-Because he shaved it :P
~Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
-I think Goofy is a half human
~ Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
-Sometimes
~ Do fish get thirsty?
-Good question....I don't know
~If you jog backwards, will you gain weight ?
-no
~Why are you answering all these dumb questions ?
-Because I got nothing better to do. Actually I do :P

-Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips: it's called lipstick because once you apply it you can stick your lips anywhere in existence such as a running wood chipper or blender
-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard: plot twist: it has been a dream this entire time
-Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs: because Goofy isnt actually a dog, hes a furry
-Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed: if you claim that you can suck your own weiner and fly a plane simultaneously then no youre not telling the truth
-Do fish get thirsty: the #1 cause of death in fish is dehydration. does that answer your question?
-If you jog backwards, will you gain weight: no weight gains you. and you find out that time travel is in fact possible so you decide to take this to your advantage and accept hitler into art school and stop Adam Lanza's parents from ever having intercourse
-Why are you answering all these dumb questions: because im bored screw you

Because how else are you supposed to impress guys with those cracked lips?

Because he's a sleek, suave man, right?

Because he's so goofy, he forgot to walk on all fours like other dogs.

I don't know. Are you?

Does an insect eat cake?

If you keep eating all that cake and pie, how the heck are you supposed to lose weight?

Why are you asking all these stupid questions? Touche, I say.

weed is the answer to all your stupid questions