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LGYCE said:
Unless something completely random kills me, like a heart attack or being run over, then when I near the end of my natural life, I'm going to buy a plane, an old near-death shark, and a ton of fireworks. Then I'll give all the remaining money I have to a news station to come film me as I fly my plane over some uninhabited field, strap myself to the shark and the fireworks, light the fireworks, and jump out of the plane while screaming with incoherent ecstasy and a sense of completion. THAT is how I think, and definitely hope, I will die.
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