Who can imposter me the best? (Since yall are doing it anyways)

1: bird
2:bird
3:bird
4:bird
5:bird bird
6:bird
7:bird8:bird

1) So Riku, what do you have to tell me about birds?

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2) What are the topics you like to talk about the best? What makes them so important?

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3) So how has college been?

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4) If you were to pick two sodas, what wpuld they be and why?

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5) What do you think about friendships and your friends? What about family?

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6) Tell me about one of your favorite animes / games and a character from it.

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7) What are you favorite words?

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8) Tell me about yourself.

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9) Do you even know who the person in your icon is?

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10) Go on a Riku-esque, Riku-famous ramble.

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1)Birds have a totally different way of communicating than other animals. Flocks are way different than packs or whatever humans communicate in. If you have a solo bird you have to be really dedicated to taking care of it as another bird would because that way of communicating is really important to their health. Ravens and crows are on the level of chimps and dolphins in terms of intellectual. Crows actually talk to each other about potential dangers and they have really good facial recognition, and can alert other crows if they think you’re a threat. They pay pretty close attention to individuals. Cockatoos are basically toddlers. Please don't feed ducks bread.

2)Most people would say I like to talk about mental health the best and thats kinda true? XD But like that’s not all I talk about. I also really like talking about whatever fictional thing I’m obsessed with currently, my favorite characters, Kendall, birds, and generally whatever is on my mind. But I do talk about mental health a lot because it’s something that’s important to me and I need to talk about it some to manage it honestly. It also interests me in general but I do think its really important for everyone to be open talking about.

3)Eh, it’s been okay I guess. The band people are pretty chill but I really need my flock and Kendall. I wish they would let me work in the hatchery but at least in the next couple of years most of my classes will be about birds. :v Also, bikes.

4)Ramune and Dr. Pepper. Honestly I don’t drink soda very much but when I do I’m probably not in a good mental state. Like I’ll drink ramune because it tastes good but not a whole lot. I don’t like the taste of most other sodas plus they’re unhealthy.

5)I have a lot healthier friendships than I used to honestly, all my old friendships used to be pretty codependent. Honestly I probably wouldn’t hesitate to cut off some friends if they become toxic/ are more effort than its worth. But my friends are pretty important still especially because sometimes I need their emotional support more than I realize. My family is pretty toxic tho honestly.

6)Oh dude I really love Akashi from KnB. He’s one of the Five Kings and one of my most relateable characters. Sometimes Akashi videos are what gets me through the day honestly. Once I was going to send Nomy a video and it took me halfway through to realize it was in Portuguese because I had it memorized XD But yeah he’s a really important character to me and he was a favorite almost as soon as he was introduced.

7)Lowkey, honestly, XD, :v, mental state, flock, tho, tbh, Lowkey gay AF, dude

8)My online friends call me Riku. May or may not be an alter? I have no sex drive. I really like birds a LOT and birds are pretty closely intertwined with some mental health stuff. I’m a highly selective extrovert and a trumpet players. My bandies in high school were like my children/cult and they called me Satan as a joke :v Hijikata is one of my most relateable characters and it’s honestly kinda scary XD I have 5 anime characters I call my 5 Kings of Anime- Misogi Kumagawa, Akashi Seijurrou, Hibari Kyoya, Kano Shuuya, , and Nagito Komaeda- and they’re the highest ranked among my favourite characters and they never get demoted. I held out on naming the last two kings as proper kings because groups of 3 look better than groups of 4 even if I don’t like the number 3 all that much. Nomy and I are in agreement that 8 is the best number and that 7 sucks. I’m a pokemon master.

9)It’s Satou from Happy Sugar Life and she’s totally sane and innocent and not crazy at all. :v

10)Okay I lowkey hate how all ENTJs are heartless villain characters just cos we see things through equations. Like just because everything to me is like RPG stats doesn’t mean there’s no feeling to it. Like even these objective equations are still pretty subjective from person to person and just because I prefer to think pragmatically doesn’t mean I don’t care, it just means I don’t prioritize emotional stress as much as maybe I should. See what’s important from one moment from another is going to change and what’s important to one person or another is also going to change so its still pretty subjective. So what I do and need is still effected by how I feel and I still have feelings its just that its easier for me to see the world through equations and graphs than it is through feeling and it lowkey pisses me off that everyone sees that as a bad thing.

*flap wiing*

SQUAWK SQUAWK

*grab birbd se ed*
*flys awaay*

1.agsgsgfgdhghfghfg Birbs are life,birbs are love. And you better not mistreat a SINGLE birb or any animals FOR THAT matter. I will find you.

2-8. *inserts long ass post*

9. Satou Matsuoka from Happy Sugar Life

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Will prolly be updating this once I get back from Kendall's house.

This is how Riku would respond, I should know because this account is currently hacked by Riku. Apologies for taking you all by surprise.

1) So Riku, what do you have to tell me about birds: they taste good

2) What are the topics you like to talk about the best? What makes them so important: fight club. self explanatory

3) So how has college been: it was great until i lost my virginity... and got it right back

4) If you were to pick two sodas, what would they be and why: clorox and nuclear waste. They provide nutrients for the soul

5) What do you think about friendships and your friends? What about family: does it come with benefits?

6) Tell me about one of your favorite animes / games and a character from it: king of the hill, my favorite character is butterfree

7) What are you favorite words: the word your mom has to take when getting her shoes shined

8) Tell me about yourself: i do not have genital warts

9) Do you even know who the person in your icon is: my hopes and dreams

10) Go on a Riku-esque, Riku-famous ramble:
So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?