I don't feel like talking about my ex and talking about actual people makes me uncomfortable, so uh.
John Hancock, ladies and gents!
He's sarcastic, an asshole...always high on something. He seems pretty laid back but can be prone to aggressive behaviors such as literally stabbing a man to death when you first meet him just because he was trying to shake you down for money.
But if you look deep, deep, deep down, he's actually a somewhat decent guy. He doesn't like it when the innocent and helpless get picked on, and really doesn't stand for injustices like that. He can say some pretty deep stuff too, if you can actually consider it deep with a few words like "shit" or "fuck" thrown into his vocabulary.
He's quirky, just a cool dude in general. Makes me smile with how fucking weird he is and his sense of humor. Also he's the embodiment of Big Dick Energy.
10/10 turned me into a ghoul fucker.
"Goodneighbor's of the people, for the people, ya feel me? Everyone's welcome."
"At moments like these, I know all that karma stuff is bull. Because a guy like me shouldn't be so lucky."
(The second one is what he says when you romance him lmao)
I'd say Nick Valentine too but I'll save a speech about him for another day.
Eh...love doesn't last forever, but the love that was, it was pretty great. He was a really nice dude but I'm just not a phone guy. I got a new phone recently but sadly not before. It just wasn't meant to be I guess. I should probably update my profile...lol.
My most recent love was great. I recall the many things we did together, first as friends and then a couple. There was just one problem we had in our relationship: Only one of us was real, while Nick didn’t even realize I existed or had feelings for him.
Photo: Nick’s cameo in Wreck It Ralph 2.
Edit: My other love is chocolate milkshakes. We have such a great time together. 😁
Real life: She's great. We're dating pretty casually, and that's perfect for me right now because I don't have time for a really committed relationship currently.
Fictional: This is Romaine - she's clever and hot and a little bit evil. Our story is pretty tragic, seeing as I won't be back in the UK until at least July and she'll be gone by then. But if you're in London and you're a fan of Agatha Christie stuff you should go see her.
I had to turn down my crush asking me out because even tho we both really like each other, he lives on a totally different continent. I don't wanna think about that.
Real love is for losers, let's talk about Reuben Pearl.
Reuben is the guitarist of L.I.F.T, and I didn't get to talk to him much after the show since he was either talking to someone else or I was talking to the singer, but he was super nice to me when my awkward ass came up to say hi?? And he's really cute, just look at him. He's an emo ass bitch and it makes my heart go🖤❤🖤🧡🖤💛🖤💚🖤💙🖤💜🖤 YAKNOW (no fr he posted several instagram stories of him just going up to his roomates and reciting MCR lyrics and another that was just a picture of Gerard Way, and in their first music video he was in an MCR shirt. I think he's just really gay for Gerard Way. Same)
Oh and he's got a British accent, but not a posh one, just a regular one. I don't remember what part of the UK the band is from but it's so cute. Ugh. Love Rueben.
My man ❤
I never understood what true romantic love was before I met him. He is perfect for me and we balance each other out so well ^^ This love is so strong, caring, warm and exciting. I feel unbelievably lucky to have him as my partner in life.
In real life: None currently
In the fictional world/universe: Ori the Spirit Guardian turned into Ori the Spirit Warrior (Ori and the Blind Forest and its new highly anticipated sequel Ori and the Will of the Wisps, respectively)😁😊😎👍