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Article by -SkySplitter- posted 1 day ago
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Legend of Zelda Rap: By Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen you f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't you think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil

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Article by TheNyackers posted 1 day ago
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Sam & Cat vs Liv and Maddie
Sam & Cat vs Liv and Maddie let the rap battle begin


Sam & Cat

Sam Puckett - Oh look cat we've got two twins that aren't even twins it's really one person because the creators of your show is lazy your just a rip off of us you don't kick ass I've seen dice cooler than you two

Cat Valentine - I may be a sweat heart but I don't give a damn at least I'm not as annoying as liv rooney who doesn't know how to live life you two will never make a third season because you two suck dick now get them sam

Sam Puckett - arrrrgh

Liv and Maddie

Liv Rooney - oh your just jealous because I'm more famous than you two At least our show is still running

Maddie Rooney - and we ain't scared of you sam I'm a better basketball player than you and all we have to do to win is knock cat out here's a puppy wearing sunglassess

Cat Valentine - Ahahahahaha
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Article by TheNyackers posted 1 day ago
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Sorry About the Image
Hey Everyone I'm Mark From TheNyackers and today we had an interview with a lot of celebrities they told us some secrets today they are telling you guys it first up will.i.am

will.i.am - my favorite food is diarrhea I eat it all the time

Next up The Situation

The Situation - you may think I'm hot but this is not really how I look this is a face mask I actually look like this ugly guy

Next up Nikki Bella

Nikki Bella - I have a mans boobs with chest hair all over

Next up Iggy Azalea

Iggy Azalea - I wasn't born a female I was born a male as a baby and I looked creepy looking

Next up Rob Zombie

Rob Zombie - I am a gay zombie and I eat my babies that are born

Next up Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf - I have a baby girls ass

Next up One Direction

One Direction - We have dicks stuck in our brains which is why we are idiots
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