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Guide by TAIKAMODO posted 6 days ago
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So, for those who are new or others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all caps because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give you free reign to do whatever you want with no consequence. Sure, at home when you lied as a child mommy would pop you on the lip and send your new friend Kevin home early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if you want, they can't prove you wrong.

DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS! :D

Wait, i think i messed that up...

Nevermind.

Blame Autocorrect.
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STEP 2: Offend Everyone You Possibly Can! >:D

Fanpop is like life, it's what YOU make of it. It's a place where you can go and find other totally absolutely positively normal and sane people that agree with everything you think and feel because the whole world revolves around you. Why should things you hate be allowed? Their...
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Opinion by alexischaos2004 posted 6 days ago
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Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about Youtube and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, join me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.


Ah... Youtube. You're one of my favorite websites in the entire history of the internet. The content you show me is truly enlightening. I always watch the videos you have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I love you, Youtube.


WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one of the best of the best, but it has its fair share of cons. You know those people I mentioned up there? They're apart of the major screwups of Youtube. This is what I'm going to talk about for almost the whole article.


Ready? Set... GO!


First, let's talk about the infamous FOUSEYTUBE. This piece of shit has faked himself getting assaulted by RiceGum for views and subscribers, compared himself to Martin Luther King Jr/Gandhi/Malcom X/Tupac et cetera, and even made shitty prank videos that were...
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Opinion by GrandDad posted 6 days ago
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Hello, i am GrandDad, I rant about it so you don't have to!

Today, we will be diving into the magic of...augh, ships....

If you don't know what ships are, they basically take 2 characters from one franchise (or one not related to that franchise at all) and just say "oh so they love echother mkay"

Jesus christ, those people disgust me. And some people decide to take a step once and beyond and just draw porn of them. Why the fuck.


But here's the sickest part:


Some people decide to MAKE BOTH PEOPLE BOYS. what the fuck.


Worse, they decide to sometimes use it as evidence that 2 people might have a relationship.

WHAT THRYYEFUFUUUUUICK.

GIMME MY BLEACH, GIMME MY PILLS, GIMME MY SYRINGES, GIVE ME MY BOOZE, GIMME MY NOOSE!

*LE INTERMiSSION*


Im back, let's finish this shit so I don't die.


So remember when i said they ship people?
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Opinion by alexischaos2004 posted 7 days ago
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Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited by creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these articles *D*)


You saw the title, correct? Now, questions like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl writing about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants or not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! Join me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!


First, let's look into the Undertale fandom. Oh, Undertale, you never cease to amaze me. This horrible excuse of a fandom is one of the things that make me reconsider existing. Countless amounts of flamewars, that are usually about Sans being better than another character, or if Fontcest is okay (it's not in my opinion) or not. There's also porn art and fanfictions, basically everything you can expect from a horrendous fanbase. There's many unstable fans who don't know the meaning of the word "opinion" and attack people who dislike Undertale...
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Opinion by alexischaos2004 posted 7 days ago
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Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.



So, you may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? You probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.


DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. You can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always the cons.


First off, there's a shitload of fetish art. Don't know what fetish art is? It's basically art of very weird addictions people have. The most common seen on DA is foot, vore, and inflation. In my opinion, fetish art is just gross and horrifying, and it's one of the burdens of my existence. In foot, it's just a character from something with their feet up in your face. It's so weird. There are two types of vore, soft vore and hard vore. In soft vore, you'll see a character with another character in their...
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Opinion by alexischaos2004 posted 7 days ago
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Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop. (See that little reference I made there? BD)


Fanpop is a site where everyone can join cliques... I mean clubs. These clubs are usually about things or people that society has a liking for. It's like the website version of Pokemon GO, except it was made way before then that game. Sounds simple, right? WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG.


Roleplaying is a thing many many people do nowadays. RP has been going on for years and has not shown any sign of dying down soon. However, many RPs are very cringey. I mean, FNaF babies, FNaF Daycare... Undertale and FNaF crossover? The list goes on and on, but that'd just fill up the whole commentary.


Anyway, people have been making accounts based on fictional characters since roleplaying has existed. Most notably that most of them are complete imbeciles (no offense) who don't know how to speak English correctly and also have bad RPing skills. They're not just on Fanpop, but this trend has grown onto a similar site named Wikia.
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Guide by deathding posted 8 days ago
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this article even remotely seriously, then you probably aren't as smart as you think you are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, you need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS ARTICLE MUST BE AMAZING".

Something along the lines of....



It's nothing short of genius! :D

Also worth noting is that you want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that you don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an article maker.
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Article by Peaceful_Critic posted 9 days ago
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Hello, PeacefulCritic here. Today I feel like being incredibly honest and getting some things out of my chest and hopefully not ruin my reputation or get banned from Fanpop. I'm just going to hope either of those doesn't happen. Well anyway, on to a list of sins that I did on Fanpop.

This one probably doesn't surprise the people who chat with me once and awhile, but I'm a liar. Let's get the obvious one that isn't as much as a lie, but more of a misunderstanding, my username. PeacefulCritic, as in quiet not in I'll spread peace across Fanpop.In fact, I had my fair share of arguments on Fanpop that made me look like an idiot or even sometimes cocky, sure some of them might be in light of my username as in standing up for other people or helpful to Fanpop, but for the majority of the time that's not the case. I'm just a naive child embarrassing myself. Now for the real thing, I lie about, what I watched. Here's a list of shows I LIED about watching:
-Hey Arnold!(I only just started watching it)
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Opinion by tigerlilly14 posted 9 days ago
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A person dreaming
Dreams can be based on reality like an event that has happened to you, or sometimes a fantasy. Dreams can be scary,funny,weird,confusing,sad,happy,dramatic but some dreams can be good dreams like for example you don't own an i phone but in the dream you receive an i phone.But some dreams can be misleading and sad like for example in real life you are single and you don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend but in the dream you indeed have a boyfriend.An example for sad is you were standing in your yard and out of nowhere a hunter comes by and kills your dog.Then you wake up crying but then you see your dog lying fast asleep beside your bed on the floor thanking to God that it was only a dream.Some dreams can be scary like in the dream you are being chased by killers who are trying to kill you and your friends.Now that's scary!!
Dreams can also be a sign that something good or bad will occur to you in the future for example a job promotion or sitting on wet paint on a park bench.Dreams can be hard to understand that that dream can leave you confused wondering what should i do now.But you have to realize a dream is a dream and not real.Unless you make your dream a reality go for...
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News by deathding posted 10 days ago
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Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
First off, this is NOT an article I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of you who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player by the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty at EVO 2016, a BIG yearly gaming competition.

Eurogamer.net says this: "She said she and her boyfriend allowed Hyuga to stay in their hotel room because they didn't want him wandering around Vegas "drunk and alone".

VikkiKitty also later stated that she let him in because he was a friend, for the record.

Here's some information from VikkiKitty: [b]""I fell asleep next my boyfriend on the bed and I woke up to Cristian in between my boyfriend and I, rubbing against me and sliding his hands up my shirt and another down my pants....
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List by deathding posted 13 days ago
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Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, or added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A Day In The Life Of A Fanpop User

(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in more articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is nonexistent, she inhales Anime and exhales Manga. Literally the textbook definition of an Otaku. Not toxic, but still very obsessive and will break your goddamn knees if you insult her fandom.

Anonymous


First Appearance: Response To Kicksomebut23-Internet Arguments
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Opinion by Famegurl754 posted 17 days ago
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Hello there, random people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present you my top 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a month ago and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans or Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses or bosses in this list, I might make a separate list for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught you how to respect people's opinions, correct?

And criticize all you want, I don't give a flying fuck.

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Astigmatism
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I like them, they're pretty damn cool, I mean, it's just this... eyeball(??) Is into that humiliation shit.
I don't give a damn if they don't much of a personality according to the Wikia were their personality isn't listed, all I know is that they either want you to 'pick on them' or 'don't pick on them,' I mean, make up your goddamn...
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Opinion by scarletunicorn posted 19 days ago
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So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to comment on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified by the fandom but have overall massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom queen who just lives to cattily pick on Cersei even when Cersei isn’t doing anything to her. And seducing a child… yay girl power? Were we supposed to admire her? She’s gross. Even when trying to comfort Sansa she tries to push her into liking the idea of sex with a grown man! UGH.

SU- I can't comment for the books, since she's basically a MacGuffin in there, but in the show she's a little too on the nose. I just can't get behind making the character all sexual and alluring and scheming, and it makes me feel ill that she basically seduced a young boy, and the show...
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Article by TheMagicLoki posted 1 month ago
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Turtle Sandwich has returned! I mean, technically, I posted the last one 2 days ago, but since that's 5 days after I meant to have it done, the Turtle Sandwiches are returning to schedule. Hopefully forever. Anyways, it's TV show week, and since no TV show suggestions have been made thus far, I picked my own favorite show, Arrow! Enjoy! :)
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Article by TheMagicLoki posted 1 month ago
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Well, it's not even close to on schedule, but here it is. I previously stated it would be on time, then changed it to Thursday, then finished it on Thursday but forgot to upload it for three days. Better late than never, though. Hope you enjoy!
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Guide by deathding posted 1 month ago
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(THIS ARTICLE IS A JOKE. CALM DOWN MATES. ENJOY :D)

*Cough* I WANNA HANG MYSELF

SO how's it goin' Internet, everyone getting along? It's good to be home again. :)

Typical Internet Douche: WHO U CALLIN' A WINY BICH U BICH >:(

I was right.....I AM home. :P

So I'm pretty sure that it's common fucking sense at this point that a hilariously large minority of the internet seem to either be five years old, have never gone to school, or are just mindless retarded sadists who jack off to others pain using grammar worse than that of a goddamn cheese grater.

And today, I'm going to be one of those sadists. To experience what's it like to be on-

♫THE OTHER SIIIIIIDE~♫

(........You know that one line was like, three song references right there. Try to find them all. ;D)

And now.......Without further ado, I'm going to tell you worthless bastards why your opinion is wrong.
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Opinion by Stalag posted 1 month ago
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One can even wear it in daytime the light effect will automatically disappear and in the night blooming parties one can even look stunning unique amazing colourful gorgeous by wearing this new look.

One of the most amazing things about LEDs is that they give you endless options when it comes to color and lighting effects. Adding lights to an ordinary piece of clothing lends that garment transformative, chameleon-like powers.



In designing this Day-to-Night Light Skirt Girls wanted to find a simple way to use LEDs to create something that could go from a normal piece of clothing to a festive show stopper at the touch of a button.





By using a pre-programmed LED chip from Cool Neon that can be controlled by remote, A girl can easily avoided the need for arduino coding, making this project quite a simple one.



Girls can also used a new kind of LED strip that just became available: fully addressable rgb side emitting led strip.
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Opinion by CokeTheUmbreon posted 1 month ago
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Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell you my favorite yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a random emoji by dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The random emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her love handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama so old she lives longer than Ninetales. 🍰

Yo mama so short when she smoke weed she can't even get high.

Yo mama so short she do backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so ugly and hairy, her looks inspired Wiwek to invent Jungleterror! 😦

Yo mama so old when she listened to Borgore she died. 🔫
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Article by deathding posted 1 month ago
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Hey everyone....It's AnimuLuvr21, and I'm a bit shy. >___>

So I found this site called Fanpop....Uh, and I'm gonna show you guys my experience with the site and give it a grade at the end. I hope you guys like me....Sorry I'm so coy. :(

So let's make an account first, okay? :)



Alright, we're online now. Yahoo! ^_^

So first things first, let's go to the anime club and see what's going on. :)



Aw, why is that kid being so mean? :( Oh well....

Hey, apparently there's some Anime polls, let's answer a few! :) This one's asking me how many anime I've watched, hmm....I can't quite remember, there's so many....



Hey, here's a cool one. Shuriken or Kunai? I've never really thought about that before, let's see! :)



Alright, those were pretty fun....But I still want some friends, it's kind of lonely around here. But I don't want to come off as desperate either......
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Opinion by Coffeeuser posted 1 month ago
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When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, brave hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This list is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, or just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.




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Opinion by deathding posted 1 month ago
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So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! You couldn't tell the difference between Pink and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have you ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why Pink has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once you venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An example is Kirby! Sure, he's not BADASS per say, but he's still pink and he can fuck your shit. And that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. ;)

Plus, think of ALL the cool-ass SHIT that we've gotten from the color Pink. All the characters! All the variety! And all the metaphorical aesthetic-orgasms that we've been offered, only to be ridden off as girly!
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Article by TheMagicLoki posted 1 month ago
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Behold, the second installment of the Turtle Sandwich series! This time, it's Surrogates! It's a little shorter than what I want to be the norm, but it's here, which is better than I did last week. But that's aside from the point. Remember to leave suggestions in the comments! Hope you enjoy! :)
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 1 month ago
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#1: BLACK FIN:
30 years ago, Seaworld wasn't exactly at it's brightest of lights. As a film known as "Black Fin" reveals the tragic truth of the largest known, captive Orca.. tilikum.
The film reveals Tilikum was captured near Iceland in November of 1983, over 30 years ago. At only 2 years old, when he was approximately 13 feet long, he was torn away from his family and ocean home.
And, long story short, he might of been bullied by the other Orcas.
This eventually leading to Tilikum killing 3 trainers.
The most famish being the violent death of Dawn Brancheau.
It's believed Tilikum was acting very unusual that day, and when she tried to calm him down, he dismembered her in front of the shocked audience.
Odds are that Seaworld are learning from those days.
But studies have still shown wild orcas are not considered a real threat to humans, as there are few documented cases of wild orcas attacking people, and no fatal encounters.
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Article by TheMagicLoki posted 1 month ago
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There once was a man, a young man named Kurt,
And he dug on a hill a deep trench in the dirt,
To prepare for the horsepocalypse that would come,
For he did not deny its existence like some.

No threat would be larger, and no danger higher
Than when horses attacked in great horse-balls of fire.
They'd roll down the mountains and fall from the sky,
And all those who had not been ready would die.
They'd crash into houses, whole buildings they'd tear,
And burn all the people, not one would they spare.
They'd crush all our armies, destroy what they please,
And decimate great world leaders with ease.
All people, all nations, all enemy forces
Would quiver with fear at the might of the horses,
And then, only then, when all humans were fried
And all countries destroyed, would the horses subside.

And so now Kurt dug, digging this giant hole,
So the horses might not devour his soul.
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Article by TheMagicLoki posted 1 month ago
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I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the Turtle Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
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