Jeremy:Yeah, why wouldn't I?" ???:"Exactly! Now follow the stranger into this magic portal!" Suddenly, Jeremy felt a rumble. Jeremy:"Hey! What are you doing!?" Just then Jeremy blacked out. He then woke up in a castle? Jeremy:"Where am I!?" ???:"Your in Margonia! Names Oliver. Don't you know that fictional things are real? Mario's a nice guy, he's kind of annoying with his jumping sound effects, and Sonic is...well, OK. I mean, you don't really get used to giant talking foxes and stuff that easily.
And don't even get me STARTED on this guy! I mean, who would be bad-ass enough to carry a sword and shield, but still has a fucking fairy!!! Just then, some one walked in the room. ???:"Oh, so he's here! The hero that the prophecy's told of! Oliver:"Erm...yes,your highness." ???:"Since i'm your cousin, call me Cecilia."
Oliver:"Yes, of course." Yeah, so that's with cheese and, OH! YES! Um...I was getting some..........paint! So anyway, Jeremy was blankly staring at the picture of a golden double-bladed sword on the window over the throne. Jeremy:"Is that..." Cecilia:Yes, it indeed is." Oliver:"The hero's sword is the only thing powerful enough to defeat...