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Opinion by lexidude92 posted 2 days ago
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Everyone is sitting on a couch (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv or go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, you can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because. My favorite show is on.
Scorpio: *coughs*
Pisces: *Rubs her eyes*
Taurus: can we go outside?
Leo: exactly!
Scorpio: NO!!
Virgo: YES!!
Capricorn: SHUT IT UP!!!
Everyone: What?
Capricorn: IM TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK WHILE YOU GUYS ARE SITTING HERE TALKING! YOU ALL SHOULD BE DOING THE SAME THING YOU RETARDED FAT LAZY PIGS!!
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Article by deathding posted 8 days ago
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A swift lunge at your head but it's all in the mind
If you want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive or they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

YOYOYOYO WHAT'S UP BRO!?
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
YOU GOT THE BASICS DUDE, ALRIGHT SEE YOU LATER!

So night one, here we go, I'm ready
Need to stay alive, and keep my heart steady
Only one animatronic, it can't be that deadly
Just need to survive Five Nights At Freddy's

I pick up the monitor, no sweat whatsoever
Check the systems, night's lasting forever
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Article by deathding posted 8 days ago
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as you can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should never send a mouse to do a mans job
I got armor so thick you won't even dent me
And although I move slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee

Your a 2 year old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your ass man, it's my freaking duty
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