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Article by -SkySplitter- posted 7 hours ago
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1. Dogs can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy by initiating cuddling.

2. In Iceland, more books are published and sold per person every year than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published author in their lifetime.

3. Hippo milk is pink.

4. President George W. Bush was a cheerleader during high school and university.

5. More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.

9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.

10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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Opinion by -SkySplitter- posted 4 days ago
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Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

A. Wheres my tractor?

6. A: Knock knock!

B: Come in.

7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
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Article by BlackPetals posted 6 days ago
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While getting out of shower/dressing: *One shoulder towel* I'M GREEK, MOTHERF*CKER! Oookay, and that's how you know I've had too much internet, *nervous laugh* With stories from the four corners of the world. The world is round, you stupid beisch, it doesn't have corners. Yes it does! IT'S ROUND. NO CORNERS. *Self STFU stare* THE ROUND PART IS THE CORNERS, YOU PRAT.
*Cornerception*
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I am the truth... You're dead to me.

*SNK fan, anyone?*
Eren: Don't drop that thun thun thun.
Eren and Armin: Eyy! Don't drop that thun thun thun!
Eren, Armin, and Levi: Don't drop that thun thun thun, don't drop that thun thun thun--
Mikasa: ... *Facepalm*

In shower: It's Leevi. No, uh... Leevei? Damn it.... Livee. No! Stupid brain, you're such a disgrace. >:I It's Leevee... oh goddamnit. Was it too hard, TOO HARD, TO GIVE THIS OCD HUNK A SPEECHABLE(idfk either) NAME? OH MY GOOOOOOD!

After shower: "An' no more Levi (Correct pronunciation) fic--" le gasp. " I said it right. I SAID IT RIGHT. SUCK IT!"
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