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Opinion by ZacharyWhite posted 11 hours ago
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When some random girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I love your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she said "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an emo right? I'm an emo tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and said to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? You still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just squeeze you and hug you :D
Me:...No... Just... NO.
Girl: I also have an emo side, you're dark and I'm also dark!! See? We're The same <333
Me: First of all... REAL emo's never mention that their emo... Second, you're my perfect and exact opposite and third, I regret that I accepted your friend request!!
Girl: Ohhh shockz!! You think I'm perfect???!! :3
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Article by misscrazel posted 1 day ago
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who were the only loving family I had.
I am not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
We are the couple who had the relater hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
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List by alois_trancy36 posted 4 days ago
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1. Dial a random number and confuse the person who answers by saying things like;
"Why did you call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a random article like this.

4. At walmart or somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, or a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.

5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"

6. Text everyone you know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"

7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your friends as your sidekick or other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one you deeply despise.
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