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Opinion by yamishadow2001 posted 2 days ago
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(Note: I will swear i might rage a bit but B-E-A-R with me get it? No okay...)

Story: You are playing as a security guard to work the night shift from 12 AM-6 AM your goal try to survive the night with a certain amount of power without getting killed for 5 nights... or 7 we will get to that in a minute and who is trying kill apparently "Kid Friendly" animtronics that we will also get to in a minute as well so that is the story pretty much.

Characters: The characters are you of course. Troll: We all know that dumbass hur hur hur! Oh shut up!*clears throat* as I was saying there is the phone guy who is pretty useless, Freddy Fazbear who looks like this, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the chichken, Foxy the pirate, and what ever the fuck Golden Freddy is. I'm not gonna talk about the game play you'll just have to play it yourself if you have not played it.

Bonus nights: Night 6 is a extra night that is more difficult than night 5 and you get extra money yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy... and your probably going to die, night 7 is where you customize the AI's difficulty level 0-5 easy 10- 15 medium 15-20...
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Opinion by deathding posted 2 days ago
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MUSIC! Again, for the MENTALLY RETAR- I mean, people who don't know what music is, it's basically....

SOUNDS! ;D

And no, immature 7th graders, armpit farts don't count as music. -___-

Seriously though, there's just something I love so much about music. Maybe it's the way songs get stuck in your head, maybe it's the great melody, but there's just SOMETHING about music that just sounds so extravagant and attracts me like a moth to a flame!

Because fact is, music is majestic. It can be unambiguously incredible, and is an extremely unique part of media. It destroys the grotesque evil in this pathetically constructed planet and shapes it into a place any refuge would want to live in. And you may disagree with my statement, but my opinion will always hold true. Music isn't just there, or good, or even just Avant-Garde, music.... Is art. It's life to me, you have no idea how much I cognate it. It's more than a habit, it's more than a fetish, music is more important to me than life itself. It just transcribes living in this world so wonderfully, and I can't even clarify it.
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Review by deathding posted 4 days ago
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(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope you enjoy!)

You know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when you break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.

Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed planet actually has even a bit of a fetish for, Cotton Eye Joe. Specifically the Rednex remix.

But this article will be more of a brief summary of my opinion on it, and not exactly a review, so preserve that thought in your human brain when inspecting this article.

Also I fathom that the crowd in the comments below is going to think I use Google to shamelessly asset smart words for this review, but I digress. Also, again, the haters and trolls can go screw themselves, along with their irregular conceptions.
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