While getting out of shower/dressing: *One shoulder towel* I'M GREEK, MOTHERF*CKER! Oookay, and that's how you know I've had too much internet, *nervous laugh* With stories from the four corners of the world. The world is round, you stupid beisch, it doesn't have corners. Yes it does! IT'S ROUND. NO CORNERS. *Self STFU stare* THE ROUND PART IS THE CORNERS, YOU PRAT.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I am the truth... You're dead to me.
*SNK fan, anyone?*
Eren: Don't drop that thun thun thun.
Eren and Armin: Eyy! Don't drop that thun thun thun!
Eren, Armin, and Levi: Don't drop that thun thun thun, don't drop that thun thun thun--
Mikasa: ... *Facepalm*
In shower: It's Leevi. No, uh... Leevei? Damn it.... Livee. No! Stupid brain, you're such a disgrace. >:I It's Leevee... oh goddamnit. Was it too hard, TOO HARD, TO GIVE THIS OCD HUNK A SPEECHABLE(idfk either) NAME? OH MY GOOOOOOD!
After shower: "An' no more Levi (Correct pronunciation) fic--" le gasp. " I said it right. I SAID IT RIGHT. SUCK IT!"