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Opinion by Canada24 posted 3 days ago
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#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE YOU AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let you go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, you and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck you for being interested in things, you stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just a silly old legend? I thought it was a real thing, like a real boat with people on it that sank and they died. I s'pose that means my girlfriend's not real then. I guess there were some signs along the way. [flashback starts] When we were at that restaurant, the waiter, he said, "Why did you order two meals and not eat one of them? You just left it there to get cold." and I said, "Curb your tongue! That's my lady, and soon she will be departing on the great steam liner known as the Titanic...
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Opinion by Coffeeuser posted 6 days ago
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Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my list of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six or something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her movies lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and I woke up with an orgasm (no disrespect intended). Even during the last years of her life, she was still the best-looking gal around. Not only was she a goddess, but she was every inch a star. I think she is perfect example of what a movie star should be. She's just fantastic! She seemed like a nice lady too. She's not even my most favorite celebrity but she is one of them.

It really depresses me how she died. I'm furious at Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken because I believe they murdered her. Those creeps should be in jail. Why oh why do beautiful women have such terrible...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 6 days ago
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#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, you guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do you want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings you want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound and NC moans lightly).
Care Bear (off-screen): Hi. We're the Care Bears, and everybody has to care about something--
(NC brings out his gun and starts shooting at the Care Bears as they are heard screaming.

#2:
NC: You know...dick. Cause that's what you are, a fucking dick. When you show this image of the American flag destroyed...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 8 days ago
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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did you say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see you as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing you to do something you don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I said you had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are you honestly telling me that this...
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard.
Critic: is much more stronger than THIS?
Elizabeth: (scene from earlier) I'd rather die than marry that horrifying, disgusting old serpent!
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Ohoho, that's just the PMS talking. You'll get over it!
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard.
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Guide by deathding posted 9 days ago
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Good day Fanpoppers, I hope everyone's doing well! :)

So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some advice to others on how I make Fanpop articles.

I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years writing content on Fanpop.

Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D

Pro Tip #1: Grammar



Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the love of all that is holy, if you know how to type well, then prove it!

Not only is it far easier to read, but it looks professional and will get you far in the long run. Capitalize the beginning of your sentences, end sentences with periods, that kind of easy stuff.

Pro Tip #2: Ideas
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 10 days ago
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#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..


#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.


#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe you can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..


#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
You have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!


#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?


#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
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Article by deathding posted 12 days ago
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(I made this song for some friends who're having trouble using the internet right now, enjoy! The song beat is from the song Fight For Your Right by The Beastie Boys.)

Guitar String

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........

.....................

KICK IT!

You wake up, go on Fanpop, but your WiFi's low
You reset and beg, but your router says NO!
You missed two updates and a private message
But your WiFi's on the fritz, man what a presage....

YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO BROOOOOOWSE THE NET!

You ask what's up with all this delay
But your parents got no clue, it's basically doomsday
Maaaaan, livin' at home is such a drag
Especially when I gotta deal with all this lag....

YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO BROOOOOOWSE THE NET!

I'll get outta this house if that's the way it's gonna be
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Article by TheMagicLoki posted 20 days ago
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A basic explanation of what this is: I was bored one night so I came up with a brilliant idea. I selected myself and eleven other fanpoppers (there was no prejudice, the selection was random) to be placed in a situation where we all crash on an island. Using a series of raffles with names and actions, I created a story. There are several ways (both happy and tragic) for people to be "eliminated" from the story, and once everyone has received their ending, the story will be over. I will be releasing that story with a separate article for each day of strandedness. This contains a list of the included fanpop users, as well as the first day, starting with a plane crash.

The "Chosen Ones"

#1 zanhar1

#2 Riku114

#3 ImaScrubbyScrub

#4 deathding

#5 shaneoohmac13

#6 fabgirl12

#7 Nick3600

#8 BlindBandit92

#9 wantadog

#10 AquaMarine6663
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Opinion by lilydude92 posted 25 days ago
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Well, Hello guys, I know for a fact that I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this rant, but, instead I want to get this off of my chest and someone needs to rant about her.


Now, first off, where do I begin? This is user is an absolute attention whore, I mean, she left this club 3 times because people are criticising her when she calls it 'bullying.' And plus, she thinks people hate her and want her to die or some shit.

After she posted an answer 'Questionz' she posted "Don't fucking correct me, I can fuking spellz."

However, then, a user, BlindBandit92, told her if she spells correctly, but spells like that, she is nothing but an idiot, typically, FameGurl754 is nothing but a nuisance and troll. So she replied back that they need to 'shut the fuck up' and 'get a life' like a typical 12 year old would reply.


Then, I told Blind to calm down, because Fame was only trying to be funny, though, until Fame posted a comment on the random wall, once again about how she was going to leave the Random club for the Undertale club, which I am in, however, she isn't as trollish as she is on the random club... though I don't...
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Guide by TAIKAMODO posted 1 month ago
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So, for those who are new or others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all caps because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give you free reign to do whatever you want with no consequence. Sure, at home when you lied as a child mommy would pop you on the lip and send your new friend Kevin home early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if you want, they can't prove you wrong.

DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS! :D

Wait, i think i messed that up...

Nevermind.

Blame Autocorrect.
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STEP 2: Offend Everyone You Possibly Can! >:D

Fanpop is like life, it's what YOU make of it. It's a place where you can go and find other totally absolutely positively normal and sane people that agree with everything you think and feel because the whole world revolves around you. Why should things you hate be allowed? Their...
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Opinion by alexischaos2004 posted 1 month ago
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Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about Youtube and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, join me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.


Ah... Youtube. You're one of my favorite websites in the entire history of the internet. The content you show me is truly enlightening. I always watch the videos you have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I love you, Youtube.


WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one of the best of the best, but it has its fair share of cons. You know those people I mentioned up there? They're apart of the major screwups of Youtube. This is what I'm going to talk about for almost the whole article.


Ready? Set... GO!


First, let's talk about the infamous FOUSEYTUBE. This piece of shit has faked himself getting assaulted by RiceGum for views and subscribers, compared himself to Martin Luther King Jr/Gandhi/Malcom X/Tupac et cetera, and even made shitty prank videos that were...
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Opinion by GrandDad posted 1 month ago
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Hello, i am GrandDad, I rant about it so you don't have to!

Today, we will be diving into the magic of...augh, ships....

If you don't know what ships are, they basically take 2 characters from one franchise (or one not related to that franchise at all) and just say "oh so they love echother mkay"

Jesus christ, those people disgust me. And some people decide to take a step once and beyond and just draw porn of them. Why the fuck.


But here's the sickest part:


Some people decide to MAKE BOTH PEOPLE BOYS. what the fuck.


Worse, they decide to sometimes use it as evidence that 2 people might have a relationship.

WHAT THRYYEFUFUUUUUICK.

GIMME MY BLEACH, GIMME MY PILLS, GIMME MY SYRINGES, GIVE ME MY BOOZE, GIMME MY NOOSE!

*LE INTERMiSSION*


Im back, let's finish this shit so I don't die.


So remember when i said they ship people?
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Opinion by alexischaos2004 posted 1 month ago
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Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited by creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these articles *D*)


You saw the title, correct? Now, questions like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl writing about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants or not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! Join me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!


First, let's look into the Undertale fandom. Oh, Undertale, you never cease to amaze me. This horrible excuse of a fandom is one of the things that make me reconsider existing. Countless amounts of flamewars, that are usually about Sans being better than another character, or if Fontcest is okay (it's not in my opinion) or not. There's also porn art and fanfictions, basically everything you can expect from a horrendous fanbase. There's many unstable fans who don't know the meaning of the word "opinion" and attack people who dislike Undertale...
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Opinion by alexischaos2004 posted 1 month ago
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Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.



So, you may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? You probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.


DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. You can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always the cons.


First off, there's a shitload of fetish art. Don't know what fetish art is? It's basically art of very weird addictions people have. The most common seen on DA is foot, vore, and inflation. In my opinion, fetish art is just gross and horrifying, and it's one of the burdens of my existence. In foot, it's just a character from something with their feet up in your face. It's so weird. There are two types of vore, soft vore and hard vore. In soft vore, you'll see a character with another character in their...
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Opinion by alexischaos2004 posted 1 month ago
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Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop. (See that little reference I made there? BD)


Fanpop is a site where everyone can join cliques... I mean clubs. These clubs are usually about things or people that society has a liking for. It's like the website version of Pokemon GO, except it was made way before then that game. Sounds simple, right? WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG.


Roleplaying is a thing many many people do nowadays. RP has been going on for years and has not shown any sign of dying down soon. However, many RPs are very cringey. I mean, FNaF babies, FNaF Daycare... Undertale and FNaF crossover? The list goes on and on, but that'd just fill up the whole commentary.


Anyway, people have been making accounts based on fictional characters since roleplaying has existed. Most notably that most of them are complete imbeciles (no offense) who don't know how to speak English correctly and also have bad RPing skills. They're not just on Fanpop, but this trend has grown onto a similar site named Wikia.
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Guide by deathding posted 1 month ago
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this article even remotely seriously, then you probably aren't as smart as you think you are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, you need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS ARTICLE MUST BE AMAZING".

Something along the lines of....



It's nothing short of genius! :D

Also worth noting is that you want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that you don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an article maker.
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Article by Peaceful_Critic posted 1 month ago
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Hello, PeacefulCritic here. Today I feel like being incredibly honest and getting some things out of my chest and hopefully not ruin my reputation or get banned from Fanpop. I'm just going to hope either of those doesn't happen. Well anyway, on to a list of sins that I did on Fanpop.

This one probably doesn't surprise the people who chat with me once and awhile, but I'm a liar. Let's get the obvious one that isn't as much as a lie, but more of a misunderstanding, my username. PeacefulCritic, as in quiet not in I'll spread peace across Fanpop.In fact, I had my fair share of arguments on Fanpop that made me look like an idiot or even sometimes cocky, sure some of them might be in light of my username as in standing up for other people or helpful to Fanpop, but for the majority of the time that's not the case. I'm just a naive child embarrassing myself. Now for the real thing, I lie about, what I watched. Here's a list of shows I LIED about watching:
-Hey Arnold!(I only just started watching it)
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Opinion by tigerlilly14 posted 1 month ago
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A person dreaming
Dreams can be based on reality like an event that has happened to you, or sometimes a fantasy. Dreams can be scary,funny,weird,confusing,sad,happy,dramatic but some dreams can be good dreams like for example you don't own an i phone but in the dream you receive an i phone.But some dreams can be misleading and sad like for example in real life you are single and you don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend but in the dream you indeed have a boyfriend.An example for sad is you were standing in your yard and out of nowhere a hunter comes by and kills your dog.Then you wake up crying but then you see your dog lying fast asleep beside your bed on the floor thanking to God that it was only a dream.Some dreams can be scary like in the dream you are being chased by killers who are trying to kill you and your friends.Now that's scary!!
Dreams can also be a sign that something good or bad will occur to you in the future for example a job promotion or sitting on wet paint on a park bench.Dreams can be hard to understand that that dream can leave you confused wondering what should i do now.But you have to realize a dream is a dream and not real.Unless you make your dream a reality go for...
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News by deathding posted 1 month ago
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Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
First off, this is NOT an article I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of you who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player by the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty at EVO 2016, a BIG yearly gaming competition.

Eurogamer.net says this: "She said she and her boyfriend allowed Hyuga to stay in their hotel room because they didn't want him wandering around Vegas "drunk and alone".

VikkiKitty also later stated that she let him in because he was a friend, for the record.

Here's some information from VikkiKitty: [b]""I fell asleep next my boyfriend on the bed and I woke up to Cristian in between my boyfriend and I, rubbing against me and sliding his hands up my shirt and another down my pants....
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List by deathding posted 1 month ago
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Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, or added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A Day In The Life Of A Fanpop User

(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in more articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is nonexistent, she inhales Anime and exhales Manga. Literally the textbook definition of an Otaku. Not toxic, but still very obsessive and will break your goddamn knees if you insult her fandom.

Anonymous


First Appearance: Response To Kicksomebut23-Internet Arguments
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Opinion by Famegurl754 posted 1 month ago
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Hello there, random people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present you my top 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a month ago and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans or Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses or bosses in this list, I might make a separate list for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught you how to respect people's opinions, correct?

And criticize all you want, I don't give a flying fuck.

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#5
Astigmatism
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I like them, they're pretty damn cool, I mean, it's just this... eyeball(??) Is into that humiliation shit.
I don't give a damn if they don't much of a personality according to the Wikia were their personality isn't listed, all I know is that they either want you to 'pick on them' or 'don't pick on them,' I mean, make up your goddamn...
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Opinion by scarletunicorn posted 1 month ago
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So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to comment on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified by the fandom but have overall massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom queen who just lives to cattily pick on Cersei even when Cersei isn’t doing anything to her. And seducing a child… yay girl power? Were we supposed to admire her? She’s gross. Even when trying to comfort Sansa she tries to push her into liking the idea of sex with a grown man! UGH.

SU- I can't comment for the books, since she's basically a MacGuffin in there, but in the show she's a little too on the nose. I just can't get behind making the character all sexual and alluring and scheming, and it makes me feel ill that she basically seduced a young boy, and the show...
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Article by TheMagicLoki posted 2 months ago
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Turtle Sandwich has returned! I mean, technically, I posted the last one 2 days ago, but since that's 5 days after I meant to have it done, the Turtle Sandwiches are returning to schedule. Hopefully forever. Anyways, it's TV show week, and since no TV show suggestions have been made thus far, I picked my own favorite show, Arrow! Enjoy! :)
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Article by TheMagicLoki posted 2 months ago
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Well, it's not even close to on schedule, but here it is. I previously stated it would be on time, then changed it to Thursday, then finished it on Thursday but forgot to upload it for three days. Better late than never, though. Hope you enjoy!
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Guide by deathding posted 2 months ago
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(THIS ARTICLE IS A JOKE. CALM DOWN MATES. ENJOY :D)

*Cough* I WANNA HANG MYSELF

SO how's it goin' Internet, everyone getting along? It's good to be home again. :)

Typical Internet Douche: WHO U CALLIN' A WINY BICH U BICH >:(

I was right.....I AM home. :P

So I'm pretty sure that it's common fucking sense at this point that a hilariously large minority of the internet seem to either be five years old, have never gone to school, or are just mindless retarded sadists who jack off to others pain using grammar worse than that of a goddamn cheese grater.

And today, I'm going to be one of those sadists. To experience what's it like to be on-

♫THE OTHER SIIIIIIDE~♫

(........You know that one line was like, three song references right there. Try to find them all. ;D)

And now.......Without further ado, I'm going to tell you worthless bastards why your opinion is wrong.
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