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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - Top 20 List

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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying or you'll get some action faster than a pit bull on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all you want even if she is the kind who will out chug you in beer and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names you never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get you in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" or "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if you want to lose her.

9. Dumpling - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a comment about their weight.

10. Fruit Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the more you call her this, the more she'll take it that you think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do you really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. Lamb Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when you think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. Love Lumps - if you don't want hot soup poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although you could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if you know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's Day dinner or her birthday. If you use this you know you'll be getting some later.
    

There you have it, a top 20 list of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. Or read it and laugh. Or at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying or it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this list wisely and please no wagering.


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Aisuanime said:
lol XD I call my friends and random people "my darling" and "honey bunch" no idea why though O_O never heard of "Goobers" till now *laughs*
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lolz!! im sorry that the link dont work i dont know ow to make it work! lolz!
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Hidden said:
How about BITCH THAT I LOVE ONLY FOR BEING PATHETIC?!
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the lamb chop one i couldn't stop laughing on
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speedy106 said:
I like "Lover Girl" the best.
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1. Angel Eyes - Eh, ok.
2. Baby Doll - Over my dead body.
3. Bubble Butt - Who the hell thought of this one?
4. Cuddle Bug - I like.
5. Cutie Pie - My ex called me this, but I'm ok with it.
6. Darling - Ok.
7. Doll Face - Call me that and I'll punch yours.
8. Dummy - There are occasions that my BF may use this as a term of endearment, like when I do something dumb or when I think no one likes me.
9. Dumpling - No. Just no.
10. Fruit Loop - I'm cool with this.
11. Gorgeous - Again, cool.
12. Goobers - What.
13. Honey Bunch - Hon is good. Honey is good. Not honey bunch. That is reserved for my grandma to call me.
14. Kitten - Maybe.
15. Lamb Chop - Let's go hunting! but don't call me that.
16. Lover Girl - Ok.
17. Love Lumps - Oh, my God, NO! NO!
18. Main Squeeze - See above^
19. Monkey Butt - See above^^
20. Sexyness - Yes.
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My boyfriend called me fruit loop. :L
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i like these!
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LOLOLOL TOO FUNNY XD
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..If anybody, guy or girl, would ever use anything from your list on me, I'll wack them in the face with a sledge-hammer.
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these are more 'what to call your girlfriend when you want to get her mad' names
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I'd rather a guy call me dude than sweetie pie.
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Zekrom676 said:
Bubble butt XD Ahahaha !!!
@Lady_Rebel: ur too funny with some of these u commented on XD
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1. Angel Eyes - Kinda weird.
2. Baby Doll - Oh, Hell no!
3. Bubble Butt - That's offensive.
4. Cuddle Bug - Eh.
5. Cutie Pie - Meh.
6. Darling - Ok.
7. Doll Face - No. I'd sooner slap yours.
8. Dummy - If used in a friendly way when I screw up, sure, but otherwise no.
9. Dumpling - My Sailor Moon fangirliness keeps me from hating it, but no.
10. Fruit Loop - That's a cereal.
11. Gorgeous - I prefer Beautiful, but sure:)
12. Goobers - Gross.
13. Honey Bunch - Honey is good, but Honey Bunch, like said before, reserved for my grandma.
14. Kitten - Sure, it's cute.
15. Lamb Chop - I don't even like lamb chops, so...
16. Lover Girl - Uhhh..... nooo.....
17. Love Lumps - Nope, no way!
18. Main Squeeze - I'm a virgin.
19. Monkey Butt - Aw, HELL NO!!!
20. Sexyness - So lustful. No frickin' way!
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one time ,when i got jealous with another girl ,after asking me who that girl is ,he said " she's my friend ,dummy" ...is it ok ?
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sick
Don't call your girlfriend bubble butt, unless you want to get slapped! LOL
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My boyfriend calls me dummy when he sees me cutting, hes like "You shouldn't harm your body, ya dummy" I guess that ok because hes using it with terms of endearment.
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monkey
Thank you so much Otaku_Girl4890 ,well the name he often calls me is "Little Monkey " ,how do you guys think ?
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mr-cullen said:
this is funny
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I don't like any of these except Gorgeous :P
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Monkey Butt is my Uncle's nickname.
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liveevil said:
my dad calls me and my silbings monkey butt T.T""

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This is funny! But I'm a girl, and we like it if you have a special pet nickname for us. For example: Elisabeth- Elsie, Hannah- Hazzla or something like that...you get the idea, don't you?
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Pucca83 said:
I'd be okay with any of these!
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WTF? No... not even when I was 15, either they sound fake or more like an insult. I don't want to be called "Monkey Butt" -wow- How about "Baboon Ass"? lol NOT sexy. I won't let my BF even call me "Love-Muffin" sometimes. Let my BF put a list up here. I can think of a lot of things he calls me. They either need to sound sincere or the girl that responds would probaby come to "Hey YOU" just as well. Not all these pet-names are bad, no, not by any means, but some are over-used- yet you could personalize them more maybe. They are only cute if they really fit.
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OMFG!!!! These are the WORST!!! I repeat WORST! Nicknames! EVER!! I can make a list WAY BETTER than list these piece of crap names. These is blasphemy i say BLASPHEMY!! Worst nicknames ever, I don't think these nickname are cute well some are offensive to females and I'm a guy and I know a few very cute names
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I asked my girl what she wanted to be called. And gorgeous, and kitten. Were my favs. I asked her and she loved gorgeous. So yay! Thankyou!!
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LUVJosh said:
yea i think this is stupid but i like 2,5,7, and 11 and this guy i know and well he's kinda my friend always calls me beautiful i love to be called beautiful....dylan a.k.a gumball17 u should try tht 1
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never call a girl lamb chop or dumpling
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mischievous
call me any of these and you will die
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hmmm
I only liked kitten the rest are either offensive or just plain out stupid except lover girl (hunger games)
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1h2ofan said:
Unless u want to be dumped, NEVER call a girl anything that has 'but' in it!
Kitten is a sweet nickname though ;)
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Is it weird that my boyfriend doesn't know what to call me so I had to look up names for him?
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19. Monkey Butt - if you know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

DON'T. YOU. DARE!!
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The "Kitten" is actually cute!
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The only names on this list that I use are "Darling" and "Gorgeous", the others I either would feel really uncomfortable saying or they would make my woman bitch slap me till my face was as red as an apple.
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I don't think Bree would paticurly like Monkey Butt. So uh.. No thanks.
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I call my gf angel eyes then I explain it to her that her eyes are pure and that their heavenly and remind me of the good and I feel as though everything will be good and that I've been blessed to have her. Works every time were in an argument.
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Mileym said:
monkey butt and bubble butt.. XD WTF WERE YOU THINKING????
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If I get a boyfriend and he calls me any one of these, I will kill him. especially kitten and sexyness.
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Monkey butt??? Bubble butt?? WTH like crazy man?? and Sexyness?? Puh-lease~ I would hit guys like that if they would call me either of the 3...

A guy should either call me by my name he can ONLY call me, "my princess/princess" or "cutie"

yeah, i'm picky :P
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Lolz, call me this and I will kill you. KILL YOU!! GOT THAT?
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1. Angel Eyes - No.
2. Baby Doll - Take out the "doll" and I'd be fine.
3. Bubble Butt - Um, no.
4. Cuddle Bug - No, no, no!
5. Cutie Pie - I really only feel comfortable having these cheesy names reserved for my mother to say to me.
6. Darling - Eh...
7. Doll Face - No.
8. Dummy - I do not enjoy the company of people who see insults as nicknames.
9. Dumpling - Never.
10. Fruit Loop - Maybe if we're talking as friends or being silly, but not as a general nickname.
11. Gorgeous - I love this one.
12. Goobers - Uh...no
13. Honey Bunch - No.
14. Kitten - No. They can call my cat that.
15. Lamb Chop - No.
16. Lover Girl - No.
17. Love Lumps - I'll kill them if they dare to do so.
18. Main Squeeze - I'll kill them if they dare to do so...
19. Monkey Butt - I'll kill them if they dare to do so.
20. Sexyness - I'LL KILL THEM IF THEY DARE TO DO SO.
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pipiqueen said:
1. Angel Eyes - yup..........but isn't very comfortable to say or hear...............
2. Baby Doll - alright!
3. Bubble Butt - no.......i'll kill the person calling me so.................
4. Cuddle Bug - nope.............
5. Cutie Pie - i don't like being called cute.........pretty or beautiful is better....................
6. Darling - great...........
7. Doll Face - no.............who wants to actually HAVE a doll face?
8. Dummy - only my bff's can call me that!
9. Dumpling - no........................................­.
10. Fruit Loop - um.........alright!
11. Gorgeous - i just love this one!
12. Goobers - Uh...no
13. Honey Bunch - alright!
14. Kitten - perfect!
15. Lamb Chop - not bad!
16. Lover Girl - ok
17. Love Lumps - Iget lost!
18. Main Squeeze - no freakin'way!
19. Monkey Butt - don't you dare call that!
20. Sexyness - you better not call me this...................
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Foreve1D said:
Who the hell calls their girlfriend lamb chops?
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qyuubi said:
I think kitten is the best compliment.
They are extremely soft, really cute, makes you want to cuddle, make happy, makes the cutest miaows. Perfect.
Being called soft is better than being called hard. Cuddly is better than manly. Will do anything to keep her happy. The way she speaks is cute like a kittens miaow. Perfect like a kitten. (Cat lovers perspective)
Perfect for lovers who are cat lovers. =^.^=
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I rather he called me by my name. Or called me Pervy Sage, bcoz I'm such a perv... but NOT any from the list, well maybe darling but nothing else. "kitten" sounds like he's in the relation for sex.
But anyway, being the Miss High Expectations that I am, I shan't have a boyfriend, so no worries for me
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1. Angel Eyes - I really like this one! But I just wouldn't want to be called this often.
2. Baby Doll - ...no.
3. Bubble Butt - If you have a death wish, then by all means. But you will die a slow and painful death.
4. Cuddle Bug - Please, no.
5. Cutie Pie - Ok.
6. Darling - Meh, not bad, just overused.
7. Doll Face - I am terrified of dolls. So NO.
8. Dummy - If I did something stupid I'd be fine with it.
9. Dumpling - HELL. NO.
10. Fruit Loop - Just don't. No.
11. Gorgeous - I'm okay with this one.
12. Goobers - ...what.
13. Honey Bunch - Honey is okay. Just not the 'bunch' part. I don't want to be called something that reminds me of a cereal.
14. Kitten - Cute, so this is okay.
15. Lamb Chop - ...Pardon?
16. Lover Girl - Maybe.
17. Love Lumps - No.
18. Main Squeeze - NO.
19. Monkey Butt - EVEN MORE NO.
20. Sexyness - Meh, no.
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monkey butt if my bf has ever called me this he knos ill beat the shit outta him
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and cxyness yall hell b getting sum, sum ass whoopin
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