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30 Things to say to bug your teacher!

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1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and you don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask you a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what you said right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. You should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were you talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does someone need a hug?

14. Well...its not my problem I don't know the answers you have the book full of answers!

15. *raise your hand* Ooooo pick on me I have the answer!!!

16. Why did you pick on me when he knows the answer?!

17. Don't yell at me your supossed to help me learn!

18. Sorry I was busy on Fanpop thats why I didn't do my homewok.

19. You keep on talking but all I hear is blah blah blah.

20. I FORGOT BREAKFAST!!! That is why I didn't know the answer!

21. You make my head hurt!

22. Do we really have to learn today?

23. But it's my birthday!

24. Hey, how old are you anyway?

25. Who do you think you are?

26. Who died and made you the boss of everything?

27. Why do you HATE ME!!!!

28. Did someone forget to take their meds today?

29. That time of the month?

30. Just remember I'll be here everyday...EVERYDAY!!!!
Teacher of DEATH!
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iluvryry said:
funny funny funneh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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raknaff said:
Thanks!
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i thought 12 and 18 were wack but OMG THIS IZ FUNNY ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
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AND # 8 WAS A LITTLE *GAGS A LITTLE* DISTERBING
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BUT STILL FUNNY!!!!!!!
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Stare at her. Don't say anything. Just stare at her the entire period. Give her the death glare. When she looks at you, glare and say: "What are you looking at? Jeez, eye-rape me why don't ya."

Ask if she has any gum

Ask her when her baby's due. (When she's NOT pregnant)

Math teacher: "I already know what I want to be when I grow up. Why do I have to learn this?"

Good Mood days: "Are you on the pill?"

Listen to your iPod. When she asks you to bring it up, say, "How do I know you aren't going to listen to it? That's not fair!"

Ask her how to kiss ass
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raknaff said:
lol ^^ Those are much better than mine!
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No they aren't
Still, you can add em if you wan.
I like urs better
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raknaff said:
Naw you keep them maybe you can write another article. You have funny ideas too.
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urs are still way better :-P
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rainy
Make your teacher think your gay
Ask him/her out
Stare at her every few seconds, then sink down in your chair, and start gasping
Cry when she says you have homewwork
then cry louder when you have a quiz
ask her for spray-paint
Life Science: "Was it your mom or your dad who gave you the ugly gean?"
haha
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raknaff said:
lol ^^
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Ask repetetivly when the class is over
Say "Oh, thank god you don't teach me next year!"
ask her if she knew someone who went there like 20 yrs ago, bc they said u were her teacher
Ask why we haven't met her husband
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Say "You know how you drink coffee everyday?"
"So THAT'S why your boobs are so little!"
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raknaff said:
lol again ^^
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The-Stig said:
lol
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I will try #9, #26, #27 and #28. :)
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Qcgirl said:
#9+ TEACHER!!My Tampax is full! I have to go change it!
*it works even better if it is a guy!
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Qcgirl said:
Three things to DO:
1.Play imaginary-ball *you throw an imaginary ball to someone else and he throws it to someone else and again and again... (Everybody plays his favorite sport)
2.Everybody drops something everytime someone sneezes
3.You do a wave every times the teacher turns her back to write on the board
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gina0214 said:
lol i love it ... try this throw a fake summarize party for ur teacher (come early to class) when he/she walks in yell surprise!
during the whole class keep on asking when are the strippers are coming.
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cA_iNen11 said:
HAHAHAHAHAHA..VERY FUNNY..!!!!!!!!!lol
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lol, who has a teacher that old???
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green6244 said:
^^umm... i think that was the joke part of it.
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Matsy23 said:
lolz xDDDDD
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LOL, I'm going to try most but not the sex ed gaging. (not funny I have to listen to it this year ugh)(diching)
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hahaha i loved the "umm umm..UR FACE!" lol
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funnyu said:
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Chaann94 said:
"That time of the month" cracked me up! xD
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Thanks! Some of these I havne't heard before, so I'll use them on my Science teacher. :)
She's a bitch, she sent me to another room for hicupping, simply because she hates me, so next lesson the whole class are going to start hiccuping simultaneously at certain points during the lesson. I'll be sure to jot these things down so I can use them as well. (:
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