I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if you like it the credit is not for me so have fun!
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”
A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told you “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The next day again he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss, by this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told you twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do you keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just love hearing it……………………”
Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student: they are called Germs.
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”
A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told you “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The next day again he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss, by this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told you twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do you keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just love hearing it……………………”
Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student: they are called Germs.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their food (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick ass in life.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
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The MASTER of female shinigami.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick ass in life.
The red hot-blooded habanero.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
The original dark magician...
Ok so me and my friend love the mall but what makes it more fun are the following
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could you please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When you go into a store adress your friend by a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if you go into one of those store that plays the music REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but you and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about random things. like terrorists or something
Have fun with friends at the mall!
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could you please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When you go into a store adress your friend by a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if you go into one of those store that plays the music REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but you and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about random things. like terrorists or something
Have fun with friends at the mall!
