Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.

Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse love each other very much...

My hand (noun) - A dolphin.

Lent (noun) - A second chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.

Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually lost at puberty.

Mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting you to slap yourself.

Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something you said and fully meant.

Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything into the closet and hoping it ends up in Narnia.

Because I said so (phrase) - What parents say when they know that they've lost the argument.

Studying (verb) - Student and dying put together.

High School (noun) - Where self-esteem, innocence, and dreams go to die.

Opening a pack of gum (verb) - The best way to make new friends.

Old (adjective) - Point at which the candles cost more than the cake.

Firefox pop-up blocker (noun) - A pop-up that lets you know that they blocked a pop-up.

B.C. (abbreviation) - Before Computers.

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