Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of writing some of their own six-word stories after reading some better known ones. Enjoy!
Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.
Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"
Storming again. Cancel the kite fights.
Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.
This is all a dream, right?
"Kitty will be fine," he lied.
The elephant ate everything, even Paul.
Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.
"Ha," said Jen as she died.
Party tonight. Bring your own cape.
Did that clown painting just wink?
Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.
Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!
Man suffocated by hungry giant seahorse.
Without makeup, Gaga looked much better.
"Sorry. We can't arrest bees, ma'am."
Chill out, Ghost of Christmas Future.
Six words are not nearly enough.
Wait. [Sniffs] That's not lemonade. Noooo!
He lowered the gun. They kissed.
"Mom is on Facebook," Emily sighed.
VH1 sucks! Wanna fight about it?
The arrows are useless. Use bullets!
"The lucky ones die…" lamented Robocop.