Random Article: 15 ways to annoy your parents

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posted by Feathershine

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a date or something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up by dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If you have a dog or cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When you spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7. Take a "swim" on the living room floor
8. Two words: Babling idiot
9. Chew on your hair when your eating with family/friends
10. Flick nappkin peices at them
11. Be DESTRUCTIVE!! then When it's over run over to them and hug them and say "there was a bug"
12. Slap your mother/fathers face and say "there was a bug, oh that was your face"
13. Sing songs that your parents think are annoying
14. When your in public call to them in a loud voice when they tell you to do something "what?!". Do this until they snap
15. Be the monsta under their bed

deathding, lanydoodle and 1 other like this

StephanieTheCat Hello?! Can I send you a box of waffles?

Me_Iz_Here 13. CANT YOU HEAR DAT BOOM BADOOM BOOM BOOM BADOOM BOOM BASS YEAH DATS DAT SUPAH BASS I don't understand my mom's taste in music.

Feathershine I don't understand how my mom gets her music. She is...wonderful in her own way...

seki okay if i do these things...i am going to die..plus no internet and no burgers ,pizza,s etc....

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How To Amuse Yourself On A Long Road Trip. At The Expense of Everyone Else In The Car

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As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether you are the driver, riding shotgun, or sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make said drive go by much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska or Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when you are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the said sibling is...

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100 Rules Of A Gentleman

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1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the guitar for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If you get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
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COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

posted by i_luv_angst

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
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