First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended by this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If you have a reason for a show I put comment and I might add it(ill give credit about it to you because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long reading right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen or any interesting jokes/episodes
(I have a lot more but im not gonna write them >_<)
-The looney tunes show:
1.It took a bunch of some of the most interesting old charactersive ever seen and made them look like idiots!
2.The jokes are not original! Almost all of them are about Daffy Duck being a lazy bum/a douche.
-Scaredy Squirel:
1.Talking animals? Like your channel hasnt done that before! *rolls eyes*
2.The theme song is so annoying! All it is Scaredy going booboo ba and other noises like that until the end when he makes the stupidest joke ever!(I cant remember the joke im sorry)
3.Everything is revolved around the Scaredy's job! Barely anything ever happens that doesnt do anything to Scaredy's job!
To cartoon network from me-Get a god dam head and make original ideas that are funny and dont look and seem like god damn shitty shows!
(Disney)
-Shake it up:
1.The plots dont make sense! For example, they are supposed to be dancers on a show, but the episodes are always revolved around something besides dancing! Only one episode isnt like that though!
2.Duece and Dena set a bad example for little kids by selling junk out of their coats for money! Imagine a maybe 6 year old at school bringing toys and even their parents things in their coats and hoodies and selling them/trading them for food,money,etc. Because I can see something like that happening!
3.Henry is a boring character! All he ever talks about is Physics and other learning concepts!
-Good Luck Charlie:
1.To related to life! Everyone has had at least one of the problems in the show happen to them!
2.PJ is an idiot! PJ is about 17 I think and Gabe, his brother is 12 I think and Gabe is smarter than him!
My message to Disney-Get a god damn life and make fuckin shows that arent so relatable to life!
(Nick)
-Victorious:
1.Always about Tori or Trina never anyone else!
2.When it isnt about Tori/Trina, then whoever its about, the episode is boring
3.The jokes arent funny.
4.Jade and Beck barely ever do anything besides make out! Boring Alert!!
-Planet Sheen:
1.Talking Monkeys-So original -_-
2.The jokes arent funny because they arent original.
My message to Nick-Where you high when you made most of your shows?
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen or any interesting jokes/episodes
(I have a lot more but im not gonna write them >_<)
-The looney tunes show:
1.It took a bunch of some of the most interesting old charactersive ever seen and made them look like idiots!
2.The jokes are not original! Almost all of them are about Daffy Duck being a lazy bum/a douche.
-Scaredy Squirel:
1.Talking animals? Like your channel hasnt done that before! *rolls eyes*
2.The theme song is so annoying! All it is Scaredy going booboo ba and other noises like that until the end when he makes the stupidest joke ever!(I cant remember the joke im sorry)
3.Everything is revolved around the Scaredy's job! Barely anything ever happens that doesnt do anything to Scaredy's job!
To cartoon network from me-Get a god dam head and make original ideas that are funny and dont look and seem like god damn shitty shows!
(Disney)
-Shake it up:
1.The plots dont make sense! For example, they are supposed to be dancers on a show, but the episodes are always revolved around something besides dancing! Only one episode isnt like that though!
2.Duece and Dena set a bad example for little kids by selling junk out of their coats for money! Imagine a maybe 6 year old at school bringing toys and even their parents things in their coats and hoodies and selling them/trading them for food,money,etc. Because I can see something like that happening!
3.Henry is a boring character! All he ever talks about is Physics and other learning concepts!
-Good Luck Charlie:
1.To related to life! Everyone has had at least one of the problems in the show happen to them!
2.PJ is an idiot! PJ is about 17 I think and Gabe, his brother is 12 I think and Gabe is smarter than him!
My message to Disney-Get a god damn life and make fuckin shows that arent so relatable to life!
(Nick)
-Victorious:
1.Always about Tori or Trina never anyone else!
2.When it isnt about Tori/Trina, then whoever its about, the episode is boring
3.The jokes arent funny.
4.Jade and Beck barely ever do anything besides make out! Boring Alert!!
-Planet Sheen:
1.Talking Monkeys-So original -_-
2.The jokes arent funny because they arent original.
My message to Nick-Where you high when you made most of your shows?
BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written by XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.
Dad comes home drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Jesus on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat next to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of you won't re-post this.
You never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If you deny Jesus in front of your friends, He will deny you in front of his Father.
Dad comes home drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Jesus on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat next to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of you won't re-post this.
You never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If you deny Jesus in front of your friends, He will deny you in front of his Father.
This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed by this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved by the twisted turns of the darkness. Animals will be turned more scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let fire and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot unicorns will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and join me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
