Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell you a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told you to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If you die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my shirt on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If you are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some random guy/girl = Is this seat empty?
You = Yes and this one will be too if you sit here.
I'll write more soon!!!