1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar you grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something or someone
3. Go up to a random person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki random noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a fountain run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to you in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" or say "Jeez! Who do you think you are? My mother?!" whatever you like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who stole my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, or whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, or any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at you say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the food out of the boxes and when you get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the food isn't poisoned!"
13. If you go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that you were never their and try to get as much food or drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend you broke all your bones in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if you know
20. If your at the mall, whenever you pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring food and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a fast-food restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask you to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get food for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds or chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get you the order, once you get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the food away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee by backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door