We all tend to think that the pranks we played on our friends and the wild things we did are the only sweet memories we can cherish about our high school days. Well, we all are wrong. What about the silly fights with our teachers, the baseless complaints and nagging and most of all the funny mistakes we commit in our test and exam papers. Some of those mistakes were made to intentionally bluff them, but most of them were innocent blunders.
Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.
He is a girl.
The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and sometimes w and y.
A passive voice is when the subject is the sufferer, as in “I am loved.”
A noun is a word to give names to human beings and animals.
Arabs wear turbines on their heads.
Romans came and conquered the Geeks.
Abraham Lincoln was a great Precedent.
The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
William Tell shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.
Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic.
Ancient Egyptians lived in the Sarah desert and traveled by Camelot.
To collect sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
A Fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
Vacuum is a large, empty space where the pope lives.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
Equator is a managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
Salt is found in Gujarat because, it is found in Gujarat.
Sugar is made from Sugar crane because, it has sugar in it.
Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw.
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
David was skilled at playing liar.
Jacob stole his brother’s birthmark.
Joseph gave refuse to the Israelite.
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
Judas was Jesus’ favorite child. Judas earned 30 coins from selling Jesus.
Stephen died because of stone problem.
The prodigy son ran away from his father to go and live with hogs.