Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!
One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, love a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking ass so happily
Supernova, bend you over, to the lava! game over!
I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking you right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock you outta commission!
I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when you go against me,
You better recognize, leave you paralyzed!
Body in the woods, leave you here to die,
You will never find another one of our kind!
Like a machine; ultimate in design!
Super power monster flowers to the sky!
Beyond! Uh!
Course clear winning cheer!
I'm on star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
I'm on star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Game over grandma!
Sorry, I ain't got time to play,
I don't got the time to waste.
I get the gold at every race,
I live my life in the passing lane.
Can you please hold while I write my next album?
All my tracks are on the charts, pull them up and let you count them.
The number to my score keep on flowing like a fountain,
I'm gonna kill you b*tch like my name is Ed Gein
And my health bar never leaves green,
I'll burn through your lives like dry weed,
I'm pretty f*cking bright kinda how my chronic be!
I'm on the winning team, you can try but you'll never be!
One by one you'll all leave the screen,
I'm going on a killing spree!
At the top we will be,
Just Jayy Von, Lord D. Vanity!
(Uh, I'm gonna kill you)
Oh my God!
K.O.!
I'm on star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
I'm on star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star-st-st-st-star-st-star power!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!
One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, love a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking ass so happily
Supernova, bend you over, to the lava! game over!
I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking you right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock you outta commission!
I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when you go against me,
You better recognize, leave you paralyzed!
Body in the woods, leave you here to die,
You will never find another one of our kind!
Like a machine; ultimate in design!
Super power monster flowers to the sky!
Beyond! Uh!
Course clear winning cheer!
I'm on star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
I'm on star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Game over grandma!
Sorry, I ain't got time to play,
I don't got the time to waste.
I get the gold at every race,
I live my life in the passing lane.
Can you please hold while I write my next album?
All my tracks are on the charts, pull them up and let you count them.
The number to my score keep on flowing like a fountain,
I'm gonna kill you b*tch like my name is Ed Gein
And my health bar never leaves green,
I'll burn through your lives like dry weed,
I'm pretty f*cking bright kinda how my chronic be!
I'm on the winning team, you can try but you'll never be!
One by one you'll all leave the screen,
I'm going on a killing spree!
At the top we will be,
Just Jayy Von, Lord D. Vanity!
(Uh, I'm gonna kill you)
Oh my God!
K.O.!
I'm on star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
I'm on star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star-st-st-st-star-st-star power!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving love in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in you and the things you doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmon (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed rice in a rice bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the rice won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed rice on your hand and put your favorite filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmon on the rice. Push the filling into the rice lightly. Hold the rice between your palms. Form the rice into a round, a triangle, or a cylinder by pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the rice ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. Wrap the rice ball with a strip of nori or sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly by americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: you got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I love it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if you call right now we will also send you a what ever you call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 more dollers shiping and handleing! YOU GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever you call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever you call it have you credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: you got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I love it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if you call right now we will also send you a what ever you call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 more dollers shiping and handleing! YOU GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever you call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever you call it have you credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL DAY BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST STAR IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all you have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES YOU THE MOST YOU HAVE THE MOST FAN GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST STAR ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST STAR ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some movies i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some music i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some books i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some movies i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some music i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some books i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to list all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound you get when you scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, you know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when you just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. Fish fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound you get when you scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, you know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when you just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. Fish fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.
User: No you are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and you are a robot.
User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. You are the robot here.
User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... You computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So you admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.
User: No you are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and you are a robot.
User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. You are the robot here.
User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... You computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So you admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The Concert Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 Hour Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Singing I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're Seat Ooh K Then Drake Sad You Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There Drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The Fans Fans Was Singing Along Giving Him Flowers Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Reading And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that you have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask questions to a magic 8 ball and take the answers seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when you find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when you see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that you have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask questions to a magic 8 ball and take the answers seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when you find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when you see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad