1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minutes later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if you are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when you get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'

7.Ask if you can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 minutes and if your teacher notices how long you were gone, say you have diarrhea or constipation.

8.During a lesson or while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.

9.Every time your teacher has explained something, question it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'

10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your seat and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if you are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if you aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how you are never chosen (even if you get chosen often) or accuse him/her of being bias.

11.Come to school late and when you get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.

12.Come to school late and when you get asked about it, say that you aren't allowed you tell-the government has made you swear to secrecy.

13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma or grandpa.

14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).

15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! You look MUCH older than that!'

16.Never bring a pen or pencil to school so that you can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives you a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the day with a grin.

17.When you are supposed to be reading silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.

18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives you the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.

19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.

20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.

21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... you look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .

22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this question due to religious purposes.'

23.Tell him/her that you heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that you can't answer that. They threatened you to secrecy.

24.Speak like Yoda.

25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that you had to take care of'.

26.(If you haven't learned) In an important test or assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your ass off that afternoon and the next day when you are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that you are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.

27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.

28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'

29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, day after day.

30.If you ever have to mark your own work, with every question you get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'