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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

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Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And swallow it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
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Gawd, I got so horny from reading these....@.@
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blush
Oh my... these are very disturbing
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roses are red
that much is true
but violets are purple
not fucking blue
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laugh
xDDDDDDDDD
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meh
These poems aren't funny. They are disgusting. I like SaveWord_Apples' poem.
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^yea, me too. These are a little gross, no offence.
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SeeUV3 said:
XD I find these very entertainig
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't know you
So f*** you
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Zekrom676 said:
XD ahahahahaha lol
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Roses are red
My gun is too
So stand still
And let me shoot you
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velvex said:
rose are red
violets are blue
i suck at poems
nice tits
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monkey
Nasty ..... I like SaveWord_Apples' poem. It was funnier and better ....
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r260897 said:
@mokingjay2....yah..!!! that apple boy's poem was better than s#!t above...
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Oh gosh I cannot stop reading them xD
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roses are red violets are blue to tell ya the truth i dont know you
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Oh my god, these are awesome!
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
The stupid grass is green.
Why are people so mean?
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I don't care about roses.
The same with violets too.
So just get under the sheets,
And let me fuck you.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Keep staring at me,
And you will be too.

nice poems to everybody that put one XD
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j11 said:
Roses are red my knife is too why the fuck ain't you blue
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j11 said:
Roses are red my hood is too what the fuck did i hit?
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j11 said:
Peolpe say poems should rhyme i say your gay. I can still make a poem
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landiQ said:
Roses are red violets are blue take my man and I kill u
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xLoyaltyX said:
Roses are red
Violets are violet
Tell me who the hell said
Violets are blue!
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