Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope you like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when you heard someone talking on the intercom, you fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give you a ride home and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a mushroom and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples and yelling, " SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!!!'"
"You were screaming into my closet "WHERE IS NARNIA?!?'"
"You walked up to a semi- truck and whispered 'I know your secret..... Optimus Prime'"
"You were splashing around in the sink screaming "Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming'"
"You were in my pool screaming "WHERE IS NEMO?!?!'"
"You saw a midget, and tried to give him a sock. When he ran away you screamed "DOBBY!! STOP! I AM YOUR SAVIOR!!' and ran after him"
"You picked up my hamster and said "I choose you! Go pikachu!'"
"You were trying to swim in mud and said 'IM IN WILLY WONKAS CHOCOLATE RIVER!!!'"
"You spent 2 hours trying to drown my goldfish"
"You kept shouting 'NEVER!!' at my sisters Justin Beiber posters"
"You asked my mom is she was a virgin"
"You pushed your girlfriend into my pool and shouted "BE FREE ARIEL!!!'"
"You tried to throw a squirrel in my pool and shouted "BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU SANDY!!'"
"You kept asking my cat why he killed Mufasa"
"You ran into a brick wall screaming "HOGWARTS HERE I COME!!'"
"You grabbed a sponge from my kitchen and begged it to tell you the krabby patty secret formula"
"It was raining and you fell in a puddle and screamed "HELP IM DROWNING!!'"
"You held my cat in the air saying 'Simba!!'"
"You hugged an old man and said "Dumbledore! You're alive!'"
"When I drove you home last night you were in the back seat pretending to steer with a paper plate"
"At a point I convinced you to bite your own nose and you spent an hour rolling around on the floor screaming 'IT'S GETTING AWAY!!!'"
"You ran up to a tree and said "LOOK HOW BIG THIS PIECE OF BROCOLI IS!!!'"
"You took out a kitchen knife had Kelley throw fruit at you and yelled 'I AM THE ULTIMATE FRUIT NINJA!!'"
"You took my cat put it in a pillow and started singing 'IT'S A PILLOW IT'S A PET ITS A PILLOW PET!!!'"
"You preached at a Barbie dolls wedding"
"You congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story"
"You were telling yo' mama jokes to orphans"
"You were arguing with yourself over the phone and got upset when you hung up"
"You got my parents replica of the efile tower stood on top of it and screamed 'I AM KING KONG!!!!'"
You put your phone on airplane mode and kept throwing it up into the air screaming "WHY WON'T YOU FLY?!?!'"
"You put your new apple IPhone in the blender because you wanted a smoothie"
"You got in a fist fight with Amy about her being on Team Jacob and then showed us your copies of the twilight books"
"When I drove you home you yelled 'SWERVE SWERVE!!" when you saw the tree air freshner"
"You saw my sisters 1D poster and screamed 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!!'"
"You picked up a ginger kid and yelled 'ELMO WHERE IS YOUR GOLDFISH?!?!'"
"Your cell phone vibrated and you hid under a table screaming 'EARTHQUAKE!!!!!'"
"You glued a pop tart to my cat and threw it out of a window screaming 'NYAN CAT FLY!!!!'"
"You covered yourself in glitter and screamed 'I AM EDWARD CULLEN'!"
"You took my hat and muttered 'Not Slytherin'"
"You picked up a little Hispanic girl and yelled 'DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!!' and the party was at your house"
"You jumped off the counter screaming 'I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!'"
"You stood on the edge of a cliff singing 'I'm on the edge of glory'"
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when you heard someone talking on the intercom, you fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give you a ride home and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a mushroom and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples and yelling, " SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!!!'"
"You were screaming into my closet "WHERE IS NARNIA?!?'"
"You walked up to a semi- truck and whispered 'I know your secret..... Optimus Prime'"
"You were splashing around in the sink screaming "Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming'"
"You were in my pool screaming "WHERE IS NEMO?!?!'"
"You saw a midget, and tried to give him a sock. When he ran away you screamed "DOBBY!! STOP! I AM YOUR SAVIOR!!' and ran after him"
"You picked up my hamster and said "I choose you! Go pikachu!'"
"You were trying to swim in mud and said 'IM IN WILLY WONKAS CHOCOLATE RIVER!!!'"
"You spent 2 hours trying to drown my goldfish"
"You kept shouting 'NEVER!!' at my sisters Justin Beiber posters"
"You asked my mom is she was a virgin"
"You pushed your girlfriend into my pool and shouted "BE FREE ARIEL!!!'"
"You tried to throw a squirrel in my pool and shouted "BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU SANDY!!'"
"You kept asking my cat why he killed Mufasa"
"You ran into a brick wall screaming "HOGWARTS HERE I COME!!'"
"You grabbed a sponge from my kitchen and begged it to tell you the krabby patty secret formula"
"It was raining and you fell in a puddle and screamed "HELP IM DROWNING!!'"
"You held my cat in the air saying 'Simba!!'"
"You hugged an old man and said "Dumbledore! You're alive!'"
"When I drove you home last night you were in the back seat pretending to steer with a paper plate"
"At a point I convinced you to bite your own nose and you spent an hour rolling around on the floor screaming 'IT'S GETTING AWAY!!!'"
"You ran up to a tree and said "LOOK HOW BIG THIS PIECE OF BROCOLI IS!!!'"
"You took out a kitchen knife had Kelley throw fruit at you and yelled 'I AM THE ULTIMATE FRUIT NINJA!!'"
"You took my cat put it in a pillow and started singing 'IT'S A PILLOW IT'S A PET ITS A PILLOW PET!!!'"
"You preached at a Barbie dolls wedding"
"You congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story"
"You were telling yo' mama jokes to orphans"
"You were arguing with yourself over the phone and got upset when you hung up"
"You got my parents replica of the efile tower stood on top of it and screamed 'I AM KING KONG!!!!'"
You put your phone on airplane mode and kept throwing it up into the air screaming "WHY WON'T YOU FLY?!?!'"
"You put your new apple IPhone in the blender because you wanted a smoothie"
"You got in a fist fight with Amy about her being on Team Jacob and then showed us your copies of the twilight books"
"When I drove you home you yelled 'SWERVE SWERVE!!" when you saw the tree air freshner"
"You saw my sisters 1D poster and screamed 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!!'"
"You picked up a ginger kid and yelled 'ELMO WHERE IS YOUR GOLDFISH?!?!'"
"Your cell phone vibrated and you hid under a table screaming 'EARTHQUAKE!!!!!'"
"You glued a pop tart to my cat and threw it out of a window screaming 'NYAN CAT FLY!!!!'"
"You covered yourself in glitter and screamed 'I AM EDWARD CULLEN'!"
"You took my hat and muttered 'Not Slytherin'"
"You picked up a little Hispanic girl and yelled 'DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!!' and the party was at your house"
"You jumped off the counter screaming 'I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!'"
"You stood on the edge of a cliff singing 'I'm on the edge of glory'"
Title says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a list at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny top 15 in this club. Why top 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look forward to this and stay tuned to me if you don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a shower and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy writing this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much more on my list!)
So yeah look forward to this and stay tuned to me if you don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a shower and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy writing this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much more on my list!)
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
Dont Read If You Like JB Cuz I Dont Want To Deal With You Guys
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare You Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If You Killed A Balck Person You Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well You Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
You So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. You Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A Fan Of You. You Cant Sing Or Dance. I Hope You Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be Next He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The Fans Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare You Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If You Killed A Balck Person You Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well You Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
You So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. You Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A Fan Of You. You Cant Sing Or Dance. I Hope You Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be Next He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The Fans Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
