(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx
~Ty's POV~
A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.
"We should go, it would be fun" Jason said hugging me from behind.
"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.
"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason said letting go and sitting on the couch.
I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."
Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.
I turned and kissed him on his lips.
I pulled away and he looked a little shocked.
"You haven't kissed me since Alice found out" Jason said a single tear falling from the corner of his eye.
An hour later we met my sister at Starbucks.
"Hey guys" She smiled after sipping her coffee.
"Hey Alice" I smiled hugging her.
"Hey" Jason said hugging her as well.
We sat down.
"Mind if i ask some questions?" She asked her cheeks turning a slight pink.
"Not at all" Jason and i agreed.
"Well how did you meet?" She asked.
I nodded in Jason's direction signaling for him to tell.
"Well Ty and I have been friends long before we actually met face to face, so the day before Pax he picked me up and we went to Adam's house" He said.
He nudged my ribs telling me to talk as well.
"There we slept together-"
"You slept with each other?!?" Alice blurted out.
Many faces were turned towards us, Jason stood up, "Nothing to see here people"
"Not like that" Jason said sitting down when everyone looked away.
"Oh" Alice said.
"May i continue?" I asked.
"Uh, please do" Alice sipping her coffee again.
"After we slept with each other i think we both knew then we had feelings for each other."
Jason nodded.
"The next day rolled around and Pax came, after that it started to rain so we checked in at the hotel across the road." I said.
Jason took over, "There we went to a bar, and i passed out. Ty comes home drunk and well then we did the other type of sleeping together."
You could see his cheeks turn pink.
"The next day i went missing, i had to think about some things. That's when Ty comes, and tells me how he feels, and kisses me in front of everyone, even our friends."
"Wow" Alice said in awe.
I nodded drinking some coffee.
"I'll be right back" Jason said getting up, heading to the bathroom.
"Now that he's gone, Ty i have something i want to talk to you about" Alice said clasping her hands together.
"What is it?" I asked looking at her.
"How long have you been dating?" She asked.
"Two to three months, why?" I replied.
"I know it's a little soon, but i think you should marry him" Alice said with a serious face.
"You not serious, right?" I asked.
"Oh i'm very serious Tyler, i think you two have a future, adopt kids if you want" Alice said with her seriousness face still on and staring back at me.
~Jason's POV~
When i returned to the table Ty's face was completely red, and Alice was grinning from ear to ear.
"What did i miss?" I asked taking my spot back beside Ty.
"Nothing" Ty said quickly.
Alice's grin turned into a smirk.
I pulled on a confused look and Ty grabbed my hand under that table.
"You'll find out soon, later" He said.
"Later as in an hour?" I asked curious.
"Later as in when i have the money" Ty said looking up at his sister.
"How much do you need?" Alice asked pulling out her wallet.
"A couple thousand" Ty said sarcastically.
"That can be arranged" Alice pulled a smile on her face.
"You don't have to do that" Ty and I said in unison.
I looked at Ty and he looked at me.
"See Ty, this is what i mean, you should, and i'm giving you the money" Alice said writing a check.
"But-"
"No buts Tyler" Alice said looking up, then back down at the check.
Ty sighed and accepted the check that was handed to him.
"Coffee's on me then" Ty said pulling out his wallet as well.
"What's going on" I thought to myself as Ty and i walked out of Starbucks and into his car, the car i fell in love with him in.
"I'm going to take you back to the house, and then cash in this check at the bank, then somewhere else after that" Ty said.
I nodded wishing, praying he'd ask i i'd like to come along, he never did.
"Bye" I said kissing him, getting out of the car when i pulled away.
"Bye" He repeated watching me until i walked into the house.
There i was stuck, until Ty came home, which i hoped would be soon.
~Jerome's POV~
Mitch sat in my lap while he recorded a video with Matt.
"So why haven't the other dudes been talking to you guys?" He asked.
"Long story biggums, and we don't have time" I said playing with Mitch's hair.
"We have another hour" Matt said.
"No we don't" Mich said ending their Skype chat.
"The fuck Mitch" Matt typed in chat.
Mitch and i laughed.
"Blame the bacca" Mitch typed back.
"Blame me?! Why me?!?" I blurted.
"Because you lied to me, you're not fluffy" Jerome said teasing me.
"Well all my fur was stolen while i slept" I frowned.
"Oh no, that's bad dude" Mitch said.
"Yes it is biggums!" I said back.
"Oh biggums" Mitch said.
"Mitch..."
"Yes?"
"Surprise!" I yelled jumping off the chair we sat in, causing Mitch to fall on the floor.
Matt killed him while he was getting up.
"Curse you" Mitch laughed at me.
I laughed too.
Mitch and i were still friends, still fuck buddies, i wanted to ask him out but he didn't seem to share my feelings.
That mad me a little upset.
I sighed an walked into the living room.
Mitch walked out behind me, "Jerome what's wrong?"
"Oh, nothing" I forced a smile.
He made some space and sat beside me, "I'm your friend, Jerome what's wrong?"
I sighed again, "I can't tell you."
Why not?" He asked looking at me worried.
"Because you'll hate me" I said looking back into his eyes.
Mitch wrapped his arms around my neck and pulled my closed, our foreheads against the other's, "I'll never hate you."
I held my breath, then let it all out, "Mitch i really like you, my friend, my fuck buddy, but i have feelings for you, real feelings."
"How much feelings?" Mitch asked.
"This much" I said kissing him on the lips.
I refused to go further, i wanted him to know how i felt, how i really felt.
~Ty's POV~
I didn't know how I was going to do this, I was meeting Alice again at a ring store.
"So you don't know his ring size...?" Alice said questioning.
"I never thought i'd need to know until now, and if I asked he'd know" I said rubbing my forehead.
Alice studied her hand, "I'll be right back."
I watched her walk off and pick up a ring.
"My hands are about the size of his, right?" She asked putting her hand up.
I put my hand to hers, "Yeah, the same exact size."
It wasn't then I realized how many people of the dead army -Ty fans- were at that same exact store.
"I'll pick out a ring, don't you worry your pretty little head" Alice said patting my head when I sat down.
"Shouldn't I be saying that to you?" I said after her.
"Nope" She turned around and smiled widely.
A few minutes passed and Alice came back.
"Um, Ty" Alice said.
"Yes?" I asked in reply.
"How do gay people propose?" She asked.
I had a major *face palm* moment.
"Sorry!" She squeaked her cheeks pink.
I stood up and hugged her tight, "It's okay Alice."
"Thank you, Ty" She hugged me back.
~Jason's POV~ -sorry Ty's POV was THAT short but I had nothing left to say and I had a really good idea for Jason-
I woke up in a dark room little by a single candle.
"Hello? Anyone there?" I shouted out.
I heard Ty's laugh, it wasn't in that sweet cute way, more like evil bastard.
"Ty?!" I asked shocked opening a door leading to a seeming to be never ending corridor.
His laugh grew louder with every step.
"It's over Jason" His voice echoed.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Us dating, it's over" Ty said laughing louder.
My heart fell from my chest to my feet.
"W-what?" I stuttered.
Out of no where a hand grabbed me.
I woke up on a couch, Ty looking at me with a worried look.
"What the hell happened?" Ty asked hugging me dropping a small bag beside him.
"Nothing!" I said, "Where'd you go?"
Ty sighed "You'll find out in a second."
He took a deep breath, "Jason, close your eyes."
"But-"
"Please" Ty said looking at me.
I nodded and closed my eyes.
"He took my hand and slipped something on my finger, "Alice kind of dragged me into this, until I saw I wanted this more than her. Jason, will you be mine?"
He opened my eyes and I saw what was on my finger.
I was awestruck.
"Is that a yes?" Ty asked.
"Yes, yes. Hell fucking yes Ty!" I cried hugging him tightly.
~Ty's POV~
A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.
"We should go, it would be fun" Jason said hugging me from behind.
"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.
"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason said letting go and sitting on the couch.
I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."
Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.
I turned and kissed him on his lips.
I pulled away and he looked a little shocked.
"You haven't kissed me since Alice found out" Jason said a single tear falling from the corner of his eye.
An hour later we met my sister at Starbucks.
"Hey guys" She smiled after sipping her coffee.
"Hey Alice" I smiled hugging her.
"Hey" Jason said hugging her as well.
We sat down.
"Mind if i ask some questions?" She asked her cheeks turning a slight pink.
"Not at all" Jason and i agreed.
"Well how did you meet?" She asked.
I nodded in Jason's direction signaling for him to tell.
"Well Ty and I have been friends long before we actually met face to face, so the day before Pax he picked me up and we went to Adam's house" He said.
He nudged my ribs telling me to talk as well.
"There we slept together-"
"You slept with each other?!?" Alice blurted out.
Many faces were turned towards us, Jason stood up, "Nothing to see here people"
"Not like that" Jason said sitting down when everyone looked away.
"Oh" Alice said.
"May i continue?" I asked.
"Uh, please do" Alice sipping her coffee again.
"After we slept with each other i think we both knew then we had feelings for each other."
Jason nodded.
"The next day rolled around and Pax came, after that it started to rain so we checked in at the hotel across the road." I said.
Jason took over, "There we went to a bar, and i passed out. Ty comes home drunk and well then we did the other type of sleeping together."
You could see his cheeks turn pink.
"The next day i went missing, i had to think about some things. That's when Ty comes, and tells me how he feels, and kisses me in front of everyone, even our friends."
"Wow" Alice said in awe.
I nodded drinking some coffee.
"I'll be right back" Jason said getting up, heading to the bathroom.
"Now that he's gone, Ty i have something i want to talk to you about" Alice said clasping her hands together.
"What is it?" I asked looking at her.
"How long have you been dating?" She asked.
"Two to three months, why?" I replied.
"I know it's a little soon, but i think you should marry him" Alice said with a serious face.
"You not serious, right?" I asked.
"Oh i'm very serious Tyler, i think you two have a future, adopt kids if you want" Alice said with her seriousness face still on and staring back at me.
~Jason's POV~
When i returned to the table Ty's face was completely red, and Alice was grinning from ear to ear.
"What did i miss?" I asked taking my spot back beside Ty.
"Nothing" Ty said quickly.
Alice's grin turned into a smirk.
I pulled on a confused look and Ty grabbed my hand under that table.
"You'll find out soon, later" He said.
"Later as in an hour?" I asked curious.
"Later as in when i have the money" Ty said looking up at his sister.
"How much do you need?" Alice asked pulling out her wallet.
"A couple thousand" Ty said sarcastically.
"That can be arranged" Alice pulled a smile on her face.
"You don't have to do that" Ty and I said in unison.
I looked at Ty and he looked at me.
"See Ty, this is what i mean, you should, and i'm giving you the money" Alice said writing a check.
"But-"
"No buts Tyler" Alice said looking up, then back down at the check.
Ty sighed and accepted the check that was handed to him.
"Coffee's on me then" Ty said pulling out his wallet as well.
"What's going on" I thought to myself as Ty and i walked out of Starbucks and into his car, the car i fell in love with him in.
"I'm going to take you back to the house, and then cash in this check at the bank, then somewhere else after that" Ty said.
I nodded wishing, praying he'd ask i i'd like to come along, he never did.
"Bye" I said kissing him, getting out of the car when i pulled away.
"Bye" He repeated watching me until i walked into the house.
There i was stuck, until Ty came home, which i hoped would be soon.
~Jerome's POV~
Mitch sat in my lap while he recorded a video with Matt.
"So why haven't the other dudes been talking to you guys?" He asked.
"Long story biggums, and we don't have time" I said playing with Mitch's hair.
"We have another hour" Matt said.
"No we don't" Mich said ending their Skype chat.
"The fuck Mitch" Matt typed in chat.
Mitch and i laughed.
"Blame the bacca" Mitch typed back.
"Blame me?! Why me?!?" I blurted.
"Because you lied to me, you're not fluffy" Jerome said teasing me.
"Well all my fur was stolen while i slept" I frowned.
"Oh no, that's bad dude" Mitch said.
"Yes it is biggums!" I said back.
"Oh biggums" Mitch said.
"Mitch..."
"Yes?"
"Surprise!" I yelled jumping off the chair we sat in, causing Mitch to fall on the floor.
Matt killed him while he was getting up.
"Curse you" Mitch laughed at me.
I laughed too.
Mitch and i were still friends, still fuck buddies, i wanted to ask him out but he didn't seem to share my feelings.
That mad me a little upset.
I sighed an walked into the living room.
Mitch walked out behind me, "Jerome what's wrong?"
"Oh, nothing" I forced a smile.
He made some space and sat beside me, "I'm your friend, Jerome what's wrong?"
I sighed again, "I can't tell you."
Why not?" He asked looking at me worried.
"Because you'll hate me" I said looking back into his eyes.
Mitch wrapped his arms around my neck and pulled my closed, our foreheads against the other's, "I'll never hate you."
I held my breath, then let it all out, "Mitch i really like you, my friend, my fuck buddy, but i have feelings for you, real feelings."
"How much feelings?" Mitch asked.
"This much" I said kissing him on the lips.
I refused to go further, i wanted him to know how i felt, how i really felt.
~Ty's POV~
I didn't know how I was going to do this, I was meeting Alice again at a ring store.
"So you don't know his ring size...?" Alice said questioning.
"I never thought i'd need to know until now, and if I asked he'd know" I said rubbing my forehead.
Alice studied her hand, "I'll be right back."
I watched her walk off and pick up a ring.
"My hands are about the size of his, right?" She asked putting her hand up.
I put my hand to hers, "Yeah, the same exact size."
It wasn't then I realized how many people of the dead army -Ty fans- were at that same exact store.
"I'll pick out a ring, don't you worry your pretty little head" Alice said patting my head when I sat down.
"Shouldn't I be saying that to you?" I said after her.
"Nope" She turned around and smiled widely.
A few minutes passed and Alice came back.
"Um, Ty" Alice said.
"Yes?" I asked in reply.
"How do gay people propose?" She asked.
I had a major *face palm* moment.
"Sorry!" She squeaked her cheeks pink.
I stood up and hugged her tight, "It's okay Alice."
"Thank you, Ty" She hugged me back.
~Jason's POV~ -sorry Ty's POV was THAT short but I had nothing left to say and I had a really good idea for Jason-
I woke up in a dark room little by a single candle.
"Hello? Anyone there?" I shouted out.
I heard Ty's laugh, it wasn't in that sweet cute way, more like evil bastard.
"Ty?!" I asked shocked opening a door leading to a seeming to be never ending corridor.
His laugh grew louder with every step.
"It's over Jason" His voice echoed.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Us dating, it's over" Ty said laughing louder.
My heart fell from my chest to my feet.
"W-what?" I stuttered.
Out of no where a hand grabbed me.
I woke up on a couch, Ty looking at me with a worried look.
"What the hell happened?" Ty asked hugging me dropping a small bag beside him.
"Nothing!" I said, "Where'd you go?"
Ty sighed "You'll find out in a second."
He took a deep breath, "Jason, close your eyes."
"But-"
"Please" Ty said looking at me.
I nodded and closed my eyes.
"He took my hand and slipped something on my finger, "Alice kind of dragged me into this, until I saw I wanted this more than her. Jason, will you be mine?"
He opened my eyes and I saw what was on my finger.
I was awestruck.
"Is that a yes?" Ty asked.
"Yes, yes. Hell fucking yes Ty!" I cried hugging him tightly.
Just reading some of the Terminator Quotes through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. You might get annoyed by it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. You might get annoyed by it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
from the internet :)
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds you of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his home adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he answers he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds you of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his home adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he answers he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.