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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason said hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason said letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and he looked a little shocked.

"You haven't kissed me since Alice found out" Jason said a single tear falling from the corner of his eye.

An hour later we met my sister at Starbucks.

"Hey guys" She smiled after sipping her coffee.

"Hey Alice" I smiled hugging her.

"Hey" Jason said hugging her as well.

We sat down.

"Mind if i ask some questions?" She asked her cheeks turning a slight pink.

"Not at all" Jason and i agreed.

"Well how did you meet?" She asked.

I nodded in Jason's direction signaling for him to tell.

"Well Ty and I have been friends long before we actually met face to face, so the day before Pax he picked me up and we went to Adam's house" He said.

He nudged my ribs telling me to talk as well.

"There we slept together-"

"You slept with each other?!?" Alice blurted out.

Many faces were turned towards us, Jason stood up, "Nothing to see here people"

"Not like that" Jason said sitting down when everyone looked away.

"Oh" Alice said.

"May i continue?" I asked.

"Uh, please do" Alice sipping her coffee again.

"After we slept with each other i think we both knew then we had feelings for each other."

Jason nodded.

"The next day rolled around and Pax came, after that it started to rain so we checked in at the hotel across the road." I said.

Jason took over, "There we went to a bar, and i passed out. Ty comes home drunk and well then we did the other type of sleeping together."

You could see his cheeks turn pink.

"The next day i went missing, i had to think about some things. That's when Ty comes, and tells me how he feels, and kisses me in front of everyone, even our friends."

"Wow" Alice said in awe.

I nodded drinking some coffee.

"I'll be right back" Jason said getting up, heading to the bathroom.

"Now that he's gone, Ty i have something i want to talk to you about" Alice said clasping her hands together.

"What is it?" I asked looking at her.

"How long have you been dating?" She asked.

"Two to three months, why?" I replied.

"I know it's a little soon, but i think you should marry him" Alice said with a serious face.

"You not serious, right?" I asked.

"Oh i'm very serious Tyler, i think you two have a future, adopt kids if you want" Alice said with her seriousness face still on and staring back at me.

~Jason's POV~

When i returned to the table Ty's face was completely red, and Alice was grinning from ear to ear.

"What did i miss?" I asked taking my spot back beside Ty.

"Nothing" Ty said quickly.

Alice's grin turned into a smirk.

I pulled on a confused look and Ty grabbed my hand under that table.

"You'll find out soon, later" He said.

"Later as in an hour?" I asked curious.

"Later as in when i have the money" Ty said looking up at his sister.

"How much do you need?" Alice asked pulling out her wallet.

"A couple thousand" Ty said sarcastically.

"That can be arranged" Alice pulled a smile on her face.

"You don't have to do that" Ty and I said in unison.

I looked at Ty and he looked at me.

"See Ty, this is what i mean, you should, and i'm giving you the money" Alice said writing a check.

"But-"

"No buts Tyler" Alice said looking up, then back down at the check.

Ty sighed and accepted the check that was handed to him.

"Coffee's on me then" Ty said pulling out his wallet as well.

"What's going on" I thought to myself as Ty and i walked out of Starbucks and into his car, the car i fell in love with him in.

"I'm going to take you back to the house, and then cash in this check at the bank, then somewhere else after that" Ty said.

I nodded wishing, praying he'd ask i i'd like to come along, he never did.

"Bye" I said kissing him, getting out of the car when i pulled away.

"Bye" He repeated watching me until i walked into the house.

There i was stuck, until Ty came home, which i hoped would be soon.

~Jerome's POV~

Mitch sat in my lap while he recorded a video with Matt.

"So why haven't the other dudes been talking to you guys?" He asked.

"Long story biggums, and we don't have time" I said playing with Mitch's hair.

"We have another hour" Matt said.

"No we don't" Mich said ending their Skype chat.

"The fuck Mitch" Matt typed in chat.

Mitch and i laughed.

"Blame the bacca" Mitch typed back.

"Blame me?! Why me?!?" I blurted.

"Because you lied to me, you're not fluffy" Jerome said teasing me.

"Well all my fur was stolen while i slept" I frowned.

"Oh no, that's bad dude" Mitch said.

"Yes it is biggums!" I said back.

"Oh biggums" Mitch said.

"Mitch..."

"Yes?"

"Surprise!" I yelled jumping off the chair we sat in, causing Mitch to fall on the floor.

Matt killed him while he was getting up.

"Curse you" Mitch laughed at me.

I laughed too.

Mitch and i were still friends, still fuck buddies, i wanted to ask him out but he didn't seem to share my feelings.

That mad me a little upset.

I sighed an walked into the living room.

Mitch walked out behind me, "Jerome what's wrong?"

"Oh, nothing" I forced a smile.

He made some space and sat beside me, "I'm your friend, Jerome what's wrong?"

I sighed again, "I can't tell you."

Why not?" He asked looking at me worried.

"Because you'll hate me" I said looking back into his eyes.

Mitch wrapped his arms around my neck and pulled my closed, our foreheads against the other's, "I'll never hate you."

I held my breath, then let it all out, "Mitch i really like you, my friend, my fuck buddy, but i have feelings for you, real feelings."

"How much feelings?" Mitch asked.

"This much" I said kissing him on the lips.

I refused to go further, i wanted him to know how i felt, how i really felt.

~Ty's POV~

I didn't know how I was going to do this, I was meeting Alice again at a ring store.

"So you don't know his ring size...?" Alice said questioning.

"I never thought i'd need to know until now, and if I asked he'd know" I said rubbing my forehead.

Alice studied her hand, "I'll be right back."

I watched her walk off and pick up a ring.

"My hands are about the size of his, right?" She asked putting her hand up.

I put my hand to hers, "Yeah, the same exact size."

It wasn't then I realized how many people of the dead army -Ty fans- were at that same exact store.

"I'll pick out a ring, don't you worry your pretty little head" Alice said patting my head when I sat down.

"Shouldn't I be saying that to you?" I said after her.

"Nope" She turned around and smiled widely.

A few minutes passed and Alice came back.

"Um, Ty" Alice said.

"Yes?" I asked in reply.

"How do gay people propose?" She asked.

I had a major *face palm* moment.

"Sorry!" She squeaked her cheeks pink.

I stood up and hugged her tight, "It's okay Alice."

"Thank you, Ty" She hugged me back.

~Jason's POV~ -sorry Ty's POV was THAT short but I had nothing left to say and I had a really good idea for Jason-

I woke up in a dark room little by a single candle.

"Hello? Anyone there?" I shouted out.

I heard Ty's laugh, it wasn't in that sweet cute way, more like evil bastard.

"Ty?!" I asked shocked opening a door leading to a seeming to be never ending corridor.

His laugh grew louder with every step.

"It's over Jason" His voice echoed.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Us dating, it's over" Ty said laughing louder.

My heart fell from my chest to my feet.

"W-what?" I stuttered.

Out of no where a hand grabbed me.

I woke up on a couch, Ty looking at me with a worried look.

"What the hell happened?" Ty asked hugging me dropping a small bag beside him.

"Nothing!" I said, "Where'd you go?"

Ty sighed "You'll find out in a second."

He took a deep breath, "Jason, close your eyes."

"But-"

"Please" Ty said looking at me.

I nodded and closed my eyes.

"He took my hand and slipped something on my finger, "Alice kind of dragged me into this, until I saw I wanted this more than her. Jason, will you be mine?"

He opened my eyes and I saw what was on my finger.

I was awestruck.

"Is that a yes?" Ty asked.

"Yes, yes. Hell fucking yes Ty!" I cried hugging him tightly.
Just reading some of the Terminator Quotes through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. You might get annoyed by it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! You can think what ever you can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people love batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One day he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my next hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that you can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at you a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments you a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if you are single.

06. He asks you out for lunch.

07. He asks you out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats you like a lady.

12. He walks you to your door.

13. He wants to see you often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells you he likes you.

16. His friends know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He said he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I said "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give you the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over by a cop and he or she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, you have been caught speeding, how much do you think you were going?" Don't say, "Well you must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when you haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron or born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period or PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have you been putting on a little weight?" It's a bitch slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down and beat you with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make you Christian even more then standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the list though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been posted before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been posted alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality or sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope you like!!! This was written by me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time reading my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help you feel better. And who knows, over time you might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an author :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If you love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids by their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and GIR in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. GIR simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, more or less a link with the United States. If you look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses more firmly. Ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup or sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds you of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his home adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he answers he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the source of much amusement.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's safe to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write or draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell you all these: What dates & Why You don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's Day
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday or the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, you know how if you see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why you ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would you want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 year old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. You fall down the stairs.

2. A tree falls down on you.

3. A llama spits in your face.

4. You eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. You are making out with a person and then you trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your pillow gets a face and bites you head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate you and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, you get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that you are going to die, then you die.

11. When you are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are you addicted? Are you a super fan? Are you just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are you on Fanpop too much?

1. You see something you like, and think Oh, I want to fan that club!

2. You start shipping people you know or see.

3. You hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. You hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. You hear something and you want to comment on it.

6. You have great ideas of something you should post on Fanpop at completely random times of day.

7. You get a new favorite and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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