I'm bored so this article is random anyways...
1. Like- it makes you seem younger
2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful
3. Unfuckingbelieveable- you have to have more words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane or out-goddamn-rageous
4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.
5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"
6. Sweet- Only when talking about food
7. Shit- never "shoot"
8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo
9. Buddy- buddy is what you call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, you have friends.
10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged
11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" or "shake hands with an old friend"
12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used
13. Asshole- see son of a bitch
14. Son of a bitch- see asshole
15. Rat's ass- you can also say "rooster's ass" or "badger's ass"
16. Little shit- for males between the ages of 3-16 and some adult males shorter than 5'7
17. Bitch- overrated as an insult
18. Dude- a retired word
19. Yo- use instead of dude
20. Jesus Christ- God bless him
21. Jesus H Christ- a fun way of saying Jesus Christ
22. The 'ol how's your father- slang for sex also for "cleaning the gutters", "engaging in arts and crafts", "tending the garden"
23. Colder than a witch's tit- It just means really cold
24. Bullshit- horseshit, chickenshit, badgershit any animal can be used really
25. In the zone- the zone, the driver's seat, the groove, the saddle, the loop...you get the idea
Thanks for reading :)