(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers you in any way, please contemplate reading something else. Thank you.)
Alright before you whine like an immature five-year old troll without their milk bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.
Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE you have an opinion, you'll get destroyed by the hater army!
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS IS MY TOP TEN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S SONGS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY LIST THEN AT LEAST BE KIND ABOUT IT BEFORE I SLAUGHTER YOU WITH A RUSTY BATTLEAXE.
#10. It's Me (Smike/TryHardNinja)
Starting off this pathetically constructed countdown is a catchy and epic song aptly named "It's Me".
The song was a collaboration between FNAF You-tuber Smike and video-game singer TryHardNinja, and it did NOT disappoint me.
The song has a dark tone to it with a very catchy beat, and even sports some nice effects. I don't know how many hours were put into this, but I think it's safe to say that this song took FOREVER to make.
I suppose you could say..... Over 9,000 minutes? ;););)
I can't f**king believe I just went there.
Seriously though, I really like this song. The lyrics are pretty good and even funny at a few points, the editing is top-notch, the beat is insanely catchy, and overall it's just a very pleasant song.
Well, depending how you use the word "Pleasant" in context.
#9. Salvaged (NateWantsToBattle)
Coming up at #9 is a very intriguing FNAF3 song from Pokemon/Gaming You-tuber NateWantsToBattle.
I heavily applaud to this song being one of the only actually GREAT FNAF3 based songs as well, and the video really shows it!
The song is catchy, the lyrics are fantastic, the editing probably took a millennium to finish, and it's made by one of the best song-writers on YouTube!
IT'S LIKE NO F**KING S**T THIS SONG MADE IT ON THE LIST! TOO OBVIOUS 0/10 UNSUBF**KINGSCRIBED BI-ATCH!
Said pretty much every troll in existence, may I remind you of the rusty battleaxe?
Lastly, I think the best part of this song was the piano in the beginning, that completely sold it for me. I mean, the song was already awesome but the solo you hear when you play the video is probably why this song is on my list in the first place.
And that's all that can be said about Salvaged. If you haven't heard it yet then what the Hell are you still doing here?
#8. Follow Me (Smike/TryHardNinja)
Another song from Smike and TryHardNinja? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!? ARE THEY CHEATING, DID THEY CHANGE THE BALLOTS FOR THIS LIST!? THEY MUST BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CHEATING BASTARDS LEAGUE CONSISTING OF KING KNIGHT, KRACKO, DR. IVO ROBOTNIK, MR. MATCH, AND YZMA!
Only the most awesome person in the universe will get all those references. Now let's stop overreacting and actually TALK about the song.
Taking place in the FNAF3 era, Follow Me is a quaint little song that shows just how downright catchy a song can be. I find the song very avant-garde, not to mention the exceptional effects.
Plus, let's be honest, the transition after the chorus line is f**king awesome. And topped off with some pretty good lyrics about the Purple Man lore, this song is just really good.
Then again, I expect nothing less from Smike and TryHardNinja.
#7. The Show Must Go On (MandoPony)
Hey, you know that popular catchphrase "The Show Must Go On"? Don't even try looking it up now, because all you're going to get is this song.
And believe it or not, that's actually how I found it. Talk about situational irony.
Anyways, The Show Must Go On is a FNAF2 rock song by YouTube gamer and singer MandoPony. And let me tell you, this song ROCKS!
Haha, do you see what I did there? It's a rock song so I said it rocks? Eh? Eh? :D
I have got to get a life.
So the main working attributes I really love in this song is use of guitar and just how easily it gets stuck in your head. Seriously, how many times did you press the replay button?
HOW MANY TIMES!?
Lastly, MandoPony is considered to be a GREAT song artist, making classic songs like Just Gold, and another one you'll see later in this list.........
SUSPENSE FOR THE F**KING WIN!
#6. Stay Calm (Griffinilla)
This is where we get to the songs that I REALLY REALLY
love, starting off with a funny and catchy as F*** song named Stay Calm.
It's pretty short compared to other FNAF songs, being only three minutes, but you know what they say, quality over length!
Or something like that.... Uh, I can't say quantity because we're referring to time-based events, so.....
WHITNEY HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
A big reason I love this song is how funny it is, specifically when the animatronics are talking/singing, and that ending left me laughing so hard.
And of course, the main chorus line WILL NEVER LEAVE MY GODDAMN HEAD.
Throw in a pretty cool effect in the fore and background and you've got yourself a fantastic song that I highly recommend everyone checks out, FNAF fan or not.
Oh, and Bonnie sounds like one of the twins from The Ouran High School Host Club.
#5. Welcome To Freddy's (Madam Macabre)
Well isn't that a fancy name? What're you going to name your daughter, The Countess? Whatever. XD
At #5 on this list is an absolutely terrifying song named Welcome To Freddy's that takes place in the FNAF1 era.
And let me tell you, after watching this song there's not a chance in Hell that you'll be brave enough to play the FNAF games anymore, and that's because the song is just so FRANTIC.
The singer is speaking at a speed of Mach 9, constantly telling you how f**ked you are, and the beat really doesn't help making you any better.
I'd say this is the creepiest FNAF song out there, but not to say that's the only reason why it's good. I find the lyrics pretty good (At making you piss your pants) and the melody is also very catchy.
The effects in this song are also very well done, and overall, I really like this song. However, if it's late at night where you live and you want to watch the song, then you might want to consider planning your funeral.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
#4. It's Been So Long (The Living Tombstone)
Alright, am I the only one who thinks the first and third Living Tombstone FNAF songs are just a BIT overrated? And don't get me wrong, they're really good songs, BUT NOT FORTY-SIX MILLION VIEWS GOOD, JESUS CHRIST. (And no, I'm not even joking.)
But if there's one song from The Living Tombstone that actually deserved all those views, it's their FNAF2 song, AKA It's Been So Long AKA The only FNAF song they made that actually has a goddamn title AKA One of the best FNAF songs ever made AKA JESUS CHRIST JARED STOP SPAMMING THE AKA'S.
First off, the effects in this song are astounding. Seriously, all you need to do is watch twenty seconds of the video and you'll know exactly what I mean.
Next, the song has amazing lyrics. I honestly think this song has the best lyrics of any FNAF song to date.
Third, like a majority of the songs on this list, IT'S SO CATCHY! I've been head-bopping to this song since the first goddamn day it came out, and I haven't even thought about stopping.
This song does get a lot of hate for being "Another overrated FNAF song", but in the words of Squidward Tentacles: "They wouldn't know talent if it bit them in the face!"
#3. Not Here All Night (DAGames)
NO PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME SENPAI! D:
Don't pretend you didn't think that whenever the phone guy stopped talking to you in any of the FNAF games.
Anyways, Not Here All Night is a very unique kind of song. It completely changes the pace twice and it has a wide variety of music to it to make it appeal to as many people as possible.
It has rock, singing, rap, techno, THIS SONG IS THE FNAF VERSION OF MIRACLE MATTER FROM KIRBY 64!
And yes for the people who were wondering, they DO all work. In fact, the entire song is just so fun to listen to. And I'm not even going to lie, I replayed this song well over 30 times.
That's TWICE the amount of watches the #4 entry had!
Combined with an EXTREMELY catchy chorus line, great lyrics, and awesome effects, Not Here All Night EASILY got in the top three.
Seriously, what the Hell do you think I'm listening to right now, Drive By?
#2. Mangled (NateWantsToBattle)
Yeah, Mangled. As in your head will be mangled from all the head bopping you'll be doing to this song.
In fact, I should've just given you the ten-hour version instead. Because once you hear this song you'll be pressing the replay button like it's a goddamn machine-gun. You'll be mashing it so hard so fast people are going to think you're vigorously masturbating.
And if you like rock music, then you literally can't get any better than this song, at least in the FNAF category of music.
The song is so damn catchy, the lyrics are very good, the tempo, cents, pacing, chorus line, I LOVE IT ALL!
The song takes place in the FNAF2 era and is about, well, God only knows. That's like telling me to answer the square root of 16.7428% of 56.3 in 5 seconds.
But the lyrics are certainly interesting, and I really do think it ties to the whole "No doors" concept pretty well.
IT'S ALSO ANOTHER SONG THAT LOVES TO KEEP REMINDING THE PLAYER HOW F**KED THEY ARE, SO THERE'S THAT TOO.
And at the top of the cherry sundae you have great effects that really make the music video pop-out at you! (Literally.)
In conclusion, this song is fantastic. And that statement is even more true if you like rock music, or a darker variant of it. If you haven't watched it yet, then what the F**K are you still doing around here?
And now, some honorable mentions before we get to #1.
If there were any.
I'm just kidding.
HM1: The FNAF Rap Songs (VideoGameRapBattles)
They're all f**king TERRIFYING and insanely catchy.
HM2: No More (NateWantsToBattle)
As in NO MORE NATEWANTSTOBATTLE SONGS! XD Seriously though, I didn't like this song enough to put it on the list, but it's still a pretty good song.
HM3: Mechanical Instinct (The Aviators)
Unique and has good lyrics, but the fact that it doesn't really ever get stuck in your head kind of holds it back. Plus, the cents needed to be slightly adjusted.
HM4: Just Gold (MandoPony)
OVERRATED, COME AT ME HATERS. (Seriously though, it's pretty good, but not as good as people praise it to be.)
And now, the number one spot.................
#1. Survive The Night (MandoPony)
How ironic, I say one of MandoPony's songs are overrated and here I am literally a few seconds later putting another one of his songs at the number one spot.
OH THE SITUATIONAL IRONY!
Anyways, the reason I love this song so much is how catchy it is. Yeah, I really like the lyrics, tempo, effects, and yadda yadda BING BOM BOOM!
But this song is just so ridiculously catchy I couldn't help but put it at the number one spot.
Taking place in the FNAF2 era, this song is about the toy animatronics finding the new employee and making friends with him, while somehow simultaneously scaring the living s**t out of him.
It doesn't make the most sense, it DAMN it sure is a trip down THIS IS AWESOME lane.
Plus, it has this mystic feeling to it that I can't get enough of, and similar to The Show Must Go On and Stay Calm, I love the little audio effect in the background.
And that's my Top 10 FNAF Songs. I hope you enjoyed my article, I know I did. XD
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See you next time, this is Jared Potts signing out.
Let me know if I made any mistakes please. Thanks in advance!