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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ...

55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

61. Your best friend, the guy you can go to with anything, is the guy who loves you more than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always love you. When he sees you cry he wishes he could change the stars to make you happy. He would go to the end of the world for you and loves you deeply.
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Lolly4me2 said:
Are you sure about #53? XD
Because I was with my sis and we were with our guy friend, and I was like;
"GOD!! MY BRA IS TO TIGHT!! IT'S SQUISHING MY CHEST!! IT HURTS!!" and my sis said; "Thats the thing about being a girl. Bad things happen to your breasts."
*blah blah blah blah*
... The whole time my guy friend was like; "-_________- WTF!?"
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this is so cute
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ridiculous
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Thank you soo much for posting this! It's really helpful and reassuring :)

... More importantly, this'll prove to my friend that I was RIGHT about her boyfriend all along! She doesn't give him enough credit for stuff.
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KusjSann said:
haha great article
and i recognize a lot of stuff :D
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aww... this is sweet
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jlhfan624 said:
Aw that's cute.
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brooki said:
no way. nope nope nope. guy friends act like this and i know some are not true. i think. ??
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I like this.
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this is adorable :) and it helps my little situation... :) haha
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Haha 21 is the best
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49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

haha lolz
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me and my friend were gonna send this to all of the guys in our class but then we kept reading and were like WHOA 49.and thought we dont need the guys acting stranger then they are now.but i do think i know a guy that is kinda like these things......omg...thats not good.....HELP!!!!!!!!!!
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Pamzii said:
Uhm...I'm a girl and I knew almost half of it.I can't say half because its 61. I do most of this stuff, except 49 lol! XD
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rofl this saved and being printed outt!!
haha but some stuff you said in there, is what girls do too!!

+ umm are all guys like that? because seriously half the guys i know do that but they are retarted and idk! lol grr guys.
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this is rele gud :)
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OK so guys tease me all day and every single day and all day in school but that does not neceserly mean they all like me so 21 isn't true.And 42 is a lie because guys just love it when I chase them around trying to punch them for messing with me!!
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MF114 said:
There's something I strangely liked about #57...
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liked it
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Nayeli53 said:
this is the most sweetest thing ive ver heard!!!! its so cute!
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ackena45 said:
this is just so cute i will always remember this
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46 # Just cant be true :D
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I love this its major cute ;) xxx
1 of the best things i've seen on fanpop yet x
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carsfan said:
Nice job on this! :)
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James moon'
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i recognize some of these
and thx for postin, it kinda helps me with the situation im in
really helpful
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I led my friend on my accident :( ugh I hate myself right now
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Zebra17 said:
I wish every girl could understand 51.
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These seem mostly helpful, actually. I'm not too interested in boys yet, but I'm sure it will be helpful then.
#45: I don't wear perfume, and I rarely wear makeup. If he wants me too, he's just trying to get me to be someone I'm not, and I'm not staying with someone who wants me to be a different person than I really am.
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This is the most complete bullshit I've ever read in my life. Wait one second..First of all, Andrew, you've been ripped off, and I think you have some serious issues that need to be resolved. You can go the shrink that you can forget about mom for a while, cause you have a whole set of new problems.... Anyways back on track. I'd tell you which ones I think are completely false, but it's a solid 1 through 61. There are some general ones that might not be too bad, but other than that, I was very dissapointed to find that these rules were written from the male variety. Being that this opinion is coming from two very educated college students who have had their fair share of both "HOE's", actual relationships, parties and nights with the guys, I would venture to say that you're "61 things you don't know about guys" is very flawed. I would also venture to say that according the article 53.2-7 of the Geneva Convention, Sir, your man card has been taken. But hey maybe you are like that, but don't generalize the male type because personally, I'm not a big bitch like yourself. Thank you... and God be with your poor soul in the next few years..... By the way I would like a complete refund of all the IQ points I have lost while taking the time I've wasted in my life to read your stupid ass "guide"......... Note my emote.. you've rained on my day.
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xJ9VRqZe said:
Speak for yourself dude. Some of these are true pretty universally, but some are rarely true. A lot of them are completely opposite:

#3. The last thing I think about before going to sleep is what I have to do the next day. On the rare occasion I can't get a girl out of my mind it is a supermodel or pornstar - never my girlfriend.

#6. I don't care if a girl notices me. I will hit on her if I want to whether she is aware of my presence or not.

#7. There is no "unless". I don't want to hear, at any time for any reason, about a girl's ex-boyfriends. Never!

#9. Reassured? It depends on what you mean by reassured. If she makes my life more comfortable (massages, making my favorite foods, blow jobs first thing in the morning) she cares. Words and cuddly behavior mean nothing.

#13. When girls do that it is extremely annoying. I chalk it up to the fact that girls have great difficulty being direct. I tolerate it, but I don't like it and unless it is really important I put it out of my mind within minutes.

#14. I don't stammer.

#15. I work for my money. If you are a real man, that's what you do.

#17. That's just bonkers. I don't know any guys that are open about themselves. I certainly am not.

#19. Never even close to true in my experience.

#20. If I talk about a problem I want a solution. If they can't or won't help solve the problem I won't talk about it.

#21. Nope. A sure sign he likes you is trying to get sex. I don't want teasing, that's just delay of game.

#25. What?!? Men don't understand women, and the smart ones don't even try.

#28. A lot of guys try to get advice from girls. That is the worst thing you can do. Obviously, all men do NOT think alike. This article is case in point. If I want advice on girls I talk to someone who gets laid more than me.

#29. My brother has never had his heart broken and has a great marriage.

#30. Don't go overboard. I wouldn't obsess over it.

#31. Huh? What planet are you from anyway? Looks trump personality every time.

#33. Depends on what you mean by "worry". I wouldn't obsess over it, just make sure it doesn't happen.

#34. The exact opposite for me.

#36. WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! If I say leave me alone it means I want to be left alone. I say what I mean and mean what I say.

#37. Dude, you are weak if you don't make final decisions. ALL my decisions are final.

#38. I'm always serious or I wouldn't even bring it up.

#41. Not sure what you mean by "feebleness". I want a girl to completely submit to me. Most men do.

#49. Not really. I know all I need to know by her actions.

#52. Speak for yourself. I like skinny girls. I do NOT like fat girls.

#57. I'm only ticklish on the bottom of my feet.

#59. As a rule in life (work, relationships - everything) I go straight on till someone says stop. Then I try to convince them otherwise.

***61. Now that IS true. I try not to be that guy.



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Finally! Psychology! Brilliant!
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ok?
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Pucca83 said:
#21 is so true! Happened to me before alot :)
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This is SO helpful I have a guy friend and he is exactly like this!!! Thank you
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Renee814 said:
Wow, interesting but sad. If this is true--

3... Guys may be flirting around all day YET... 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to

Seems hypocritical, don't you think?


and 1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

Wow. Even 'those' girls are human too, anyone who can't see that is dealing with a huge amount of bitterness and misery inside....


Dude, that's too bad. Maybe one day you'll learn to have genuine compassion and let go of the bitterness. I hope so, that's no way to live, and it's not the way to be someone who is capable of true love.
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Attirox2 said:
49. cracks me up! I am going to ask my guy friend right now if that is true!
ROFL
That was so cute though
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I don't know about this articles. There's this guy in my class who is a complete ass and he teased me all the time. I don't know if he like me or not but if he does I will eat my school uniform.
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This is an amazing list of things. I think guys like this are great. I mean a lot of guys are great, but now that I know these things I know how my crush may be on the inside.
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Thank you for this its is going to help alot
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23Trip said:
15. LADIES SHE'S JUST A GIRL IN SCHOOL... lol

Don't take her advice
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Its a real miracle temple. Wao! Till today i still imagine how Lord Lugard made me rich and famous..I'm Miss Carol Donald. from Moore-park. before i met this man on the internet, i was very poor, and cannot even afford my daily living. until i encountered Lord Lugard who help me with his miracles, and today i am a rich and famous woman, and he helped me too in getting my husband who divorced me some months back to my life.. I don't know how best to express my feelings and my appreciations to Lord Lugard the miracle worker.. i wanna say thank you FOR YOUR MIRACLES IN MY LIFE. if you need help in urgent money or you want any help from him, no need to die in silence or borrow anymore. why not contact him, and let him help you out..here is his email adress..miracletemple@live.com. And he is also a specialist in all kind of problems.. SUCH AS BRINGING BACK YOUR LOST LOVER. OR YOU NEED A CHILD, OR WANT TO JOIN OR BECOME A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI. he told me to tell you that he is always there to help you, just the same way he did my own. And if you think you do not believe in miracles, why not give him a trial! Thanks to you Lord Lugard the miracle worker... miracletemple@live.com.
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This guy in my school I go to is always calling me by my first name and always telling me to fucking stop. What does that mean?
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Its a real miracle temple. Wao! Till today i still imagine how Lord Lugard made me rich and famous..I'm Miss Carol Donald. from Moore-park. before i met this man on the internet, i was very poor, and cannot even afford my daily living. until i encountered Lord Lugard who help me with his miracles, and today i am a rich and famous woman, and he helped me too in getting my husband who divorced me some months back to my life.. I don't know how best to express my feelings and my appreciations to Lord Lugard the miracle worker.. i wanna say thank you FOR YOUR MIRACLES IN MY LIFE. if you need help in urgent money or you want any help from him, no need to die in silence or borrow anymore. why not contact him, and let him help you out..here is his email adress..miracletemple@live.com. And he is also a specialist in all kind of problems.. SUCH AS BRINGING BACK YOUR LOST LOVER. OR YOU NEED A CHILD, OR WANT TO JOIN OR BECOME A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI. he told me to tell you that he is always there to help you, just the same way he did my own. And if you think you do not believe in miracles, why not give him a trial! Thanks to you Lord Lugard the miracle worker... miracletemple@live.com.
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