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60 things girls need to know about guys

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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about there ass.

54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal or not .

55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it, it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that after you let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

it's so true too!!!! (I think)
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pardon some of the language, this was pure copy and paste, no modifications
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sweet
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DavidJS23 said:
hmmm. id say almost all of it was dead on. a few here and there i disagree with but overall it was good :)
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Well since this is aparently "accurate"..... this makes me feel better! :) haha
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OMG!!! That is so sweet! Where is the guy that wrote this? I wanna date him! Lol its kinda funny though lol
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tooch said:
These are awesome !!~
I really like some of these facts too.
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I think 12 is definately undeniably true. I can almost always reach a guy's emotional side.
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monkey
God1 said:
How did you compile this list? Most of it I agree with.
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monkey
lol, i want to hear our side of this!(girls side)it would be funny to hear 60 things guys need to know about girls, hmmm i shall do some snooping!!
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Awww all of these are totally sweet i wish i knew this earlier!
xoxx
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brooki said:
The only one I found that I -personally- think isn't true is #46. Girls don't stop talking about guys. Ever. (:
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haha(: add meh please ;]
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TavenNVM said:
I'm not ticklish on the ribs!!!
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cute20k said:
yes jake u r admit it
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I think #49 was ssssooooo hilarious! I think that one could go both ways, though. And I would be veryyy embarassed if a guy could read my mind, even if it was just for a day.
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Norrapang said:
if this is true, then it's awesome ^^
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This kinda sucksss..... Im rllly skinny..:'( Not by choice tho im jsut so small...:'( Ugh, this is terrible..:(((((
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ekmilie said:
awww thats so sweet thanks for shareing
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glad to know they hate whores just as much as girls do
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hmmm
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It's really obvious that this was written by a girl.

Do you have the author's credit? I'd like to know who wrote it.
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i like it,i think its good advice
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I died at 26 xD The whole list was good and funny.
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i think we lerned a lot today...
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o i liked it.
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love it :D
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thats from yahoo news.
get a life. Fat Whore
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laurocio said:
it´s curious , but i think the guys are totally difficult to understand
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lmao
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theres one girls feels sorry when a guy gets hurt even if they actually hate them also girls like guys who are cool,sweet,and the most of all respectful.
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40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. Just one question bout this. In what way is he thinkin. LoL hopefully hes thinking your hott, and not saying eww look at that chick. Overall I think this was great. I think I shall test this out. lol
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Haha very cute/funny
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lol ! so true !
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RPatt said:
ssssso true its amazing
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Shepard14 said:
I like this article...I think both the :"Things you need to know about girls/Guys" were very informative
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cloudy
I like it, all of this is true
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you know,some of the language was a little disturbing but i think it was very good.i do have one question...:youre a guy right?









is that...cake...?----->
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ooops thats two question..
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everjoy said:
Kol, who rote dat? SO SWEET!
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ahhh thats so sweet lol. if only i could believe that where true 4 some boys i.e. my bother lol
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i am so yousing this !
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WOW its quite accurrate and now i have understood more the world of boys....
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jblover98 said:
its awsome thats its so accuate
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QueenR said:
GREAT...!!!
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AnnBlack said:
It's too long!
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Not so sure all of it's true, but funny over all...I think it was very informational.
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wow this is so true!(at least the half i read)lolz.
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One question.....where are these guys? I mean come on maybe these facts are true but I can't find any guy who's like that
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I don't agree with 11, 17, 26, 27, 29, 36, 38, 46, 49 or 53, I am a guy. But some of them were pretty funny!
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How come all girls go "Omg, this is so true!"
They're not guys so... they don't know if it's true or not.
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Heya said:
My boyfriend can be over protective sometimes....But, I love him just the same
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