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shiriny posted over a year ago

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Type out the sentence you end up in comments:

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to agnd he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

HAVE FUN!!
and dont forget to add comments :)

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	shiriny said: mine is:I had lunch with a stuffed animal riding a motorcycle because my family think i'm stupid anyway!lol posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	RealSunshine said: I danced with a baseball bat riding a motorcycle because Im awsome! posted over a year ago.

	woowie said: I got: I danced with my brother in an elevator because I'm a ninja! posted over a year ago.

	SwarlsBarkley said: I karate chopped a fork in my car because I'm cool like that and that's how I roll. posted over a year ago.

	silverandgreen7 said: LMAO: I karate chopped my brother sliding down a hill because I'm cool like that :> I don't even have bro, but I have close friends who're like my brothers ;) posted over a year ago.

	Domilie4ever said: I danced with a surfer riding a Motorcycle because that's how I roll!!! hahahahahaha!!!!! xD (question: How can someone dance and ride a Motorcycle in the same time? xD ) posted over a year ago.

	padme768 said: i sang to my dog under your bed because someone paid me 1,000,000 dollars! posted over a year ago.

	QueenR said: i had lunch with a surfer under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!!!whoooo that looks like a date but under the bed!!! posted over a year ago.

	xXSweeneyXx said: I yelled at a ninja under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader XD posted over a year ago.

	Jeffersonian said: I had lunch with a llama under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want. posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	yorkshire_rose said: Mine is "I licked Your Mom In The Line At The Bank Coz that's How I Roll" LOL ! posted over a year ago.

	lollipopszx3 said: I kicked your mom in an elevator because that's how I roll :) posted over a year ago.

	peterslover said: This is fun and funny! I got; "I kicked my neighbor under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!!!! yyyeeeaaaa posted over a year ago.

	peterslover said: All of these are too funny :D posted over a year ago.

	lexie2635 said: I ran over Chuck Norris In a hole because I'm AWESOME! posted over a year ago.

	ilovepenguins said: I did the mancarena with my dog in an elevator because I'm not CRAZY :) posted over a year ago.

	dustfingerlover said: Heehee! This is too funny! lexie2635's is one of the funniest for me, for some reason. lol Mine is: "I smelled my sister sliding down a hill because, I'm sexy and I do what I want." Haha! That so don't sound right! Now, if only I had a sister. lol posted over a year ago.

	yashar_safavi said: I ran over a gangster under your bed because i can !:D posted over a year ago.

	jedigal1990 said: lmfao mine is i smelled a gangster in your bathroom because i'm not crazy posted over a year ago.

	suman said: I ran over a homeless guy In my car because I'm NOT crazy. posted over a year ago.

	faizul1971 said: well I had lunch with a phone in an elevator because I can't CONTROL myself. posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	KatiiCullen94 said: i danced with a surfer under your bed cause that's how i roll!!!!!!!!! LOL i like the sound of that! posted over a year ago.

	musicfanaticXD said: Lol I licked my sister riding a motorbike because the voices told me to! posted over a year ago.

	musicfanaticXD said: lol I love faizul1971's one! posted over a year ago.

	nonamenow said: I smelled your mom sliding down a hill because the voices told me to! (it's always the voices' fault.) posted over a year ago.

	ThatDamnLlama said: i smelled a homeless guy sliding down a hill because the voices told me to. posted over a year ago.

	BellaCullen96 said: I sang to an iPod sliding down a hill because I think I need some serious help. posted over a year ago.

	Mrs-Grint said: I just love how Chuck Norris is randomly thrown in there. Mine is: I had lunch with a fork in an elevator because the voices told me to. posted over a year ago.

	jess_osborn said: I smelled a fork on your car because im cool like that.. posted over a year ago.

	number100fan said: I jumped on a baseball bat sliding down a hill because that's how I roll. :D posted over a year ago.

	Tigerslily said: i yelled at a bannana slideing down a hil becuase im NOT crazy! LoL posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	Tigerslily said: thatdamnlama is so freacken funny i smelled a homeless guy sliding down a hill because the voices told me to. posted over a year ago.

	LeahRavenshed95 said: I loved my science teacher riding a motorcycle because im sexy and do what i want posted over a year ago.

	Jacoblackswife said: I sang to my mobile phone under your bed because thats how i roll -lol posted over a year ago.

	segafan said: I yelled at a football player in an elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want. posted over a year ago.

	Pennypatch321 said: I jumped on my sister riding a motorcycle because i'm NOT crazy! posted over a year ago.

	Tigerslily said: my bff is I sang to Chuck norius sliding down a hill beacuase my falmaiy thinks im stuipd anyway posted over a year ago.

	Tigerslily said: yea right posted over a year ago.

	Ashley-Alice said: I loved a gangster sliding down a hill because I'm a ninja posted over a year ago.

	zanesaaomgfan said: My sentence: I kicked a birdbath under my bed because I can! Gabby's sentence: I ran over a fireman riding a motorcycle because I'm a ninja! posted over a year ago.

	dustfinger said: I jumped on my dog under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader weird posted over a year ago.

	totaldramarox said: I jumped on a baseball bat at the dinner table BECAUSE IM AWESOME! lol posted over a year ago.

	cA_iNen11 said: ♪… i karate chopped my science teacher on your car c0z thats how i roll...haha..LOL posted over a year ago.

	breebree446 said: I yelled at a banana in a hole because I'm NOT crazy. posted over a year ago.

	icewolf10 said: I kicked a fireman in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want! posted over a year ago.

	werewolflover said: I karate chopped a stuffed animal at the dinner table because big bird told me to and he's my leader...yeah,strange posted over a year ago.

	sapphire007 said: I loved a phone riding a motorcycle coz im sexy and i do what i want posted over a year ago.

	DivyaHarry said: I jumped on a gangster in an elevator because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	samlover316 said: I karate chopped a pickle under your bed because I'm AWESOME! That turned out a lot kinkier than I anticipated. posted over a year ago.

	Queenoftard said: I did the macarena with a stuffed animal under your bed because that's how I roll. posted over a year ago.

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