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Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to agnd he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!


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shiriny said:
mine is:I had lunch with a stuffed animal riding a motorcycle because my family think i'm stupid anyway!lol
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I danced with a baseball bat riding a motorcycle because Im awsome!
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woowie said:
I got: I danced with my brother in an elevator because I'm a ninja!
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monkey
I karate chopped a fork in my car because I'm cool like that and that's how I roll.
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LMAO: I karate chopped my brother sliding down a hill because I'm cool like that :>
I don't even have bro, but I have close friends who're like my brothers ;)
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I danced with a surfer riding a Motorcycle because that's how I roll!!! hahahahahaha!!!!! xD
(question: How can someone dance and ride a Motorcycle in the same time? xD )
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padme768 said:
i sang to my dog under your bed because someone paid me 1,000,000 dollars!
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QueenR said:
i had lunch with a surfer under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!!!whoooo that looks like a date but under the bed!!!
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I yelled at a ninja under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader XD
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I had lunch with a llama under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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Mine is "I licked Your Mom In The Line At The Bank Coz that's How I Roll" LOL !
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I kicked your mom in an elevator because that's how I roll :)
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This is fun and funny! I got;
"I kicked my neighbor under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!!!! yyyeeeaaaa
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All of these are too funny :D
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lexie2635 said:
I ran over Chuck Norris In a hole because I'm AWESOME!
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I did the mancarena with my dog in an elevator because I'm not CRAZY
:)
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Heehee! This is too funny! lexie2635's is one of the funniest for me, for some reason. lol
Mine is: "I smelled my sister sliding down a hill because, I'm sexy and I do what I want."
Haha! That so don't sound right! Now, if only I had a sister. lol
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I ran over a gangster under your bed because i can !:D
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lmfao mine is i smelled a gangster in your bathroom because i'm not crazy
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suman said:
I ran over a homeless guy In my car because I'm NOT crazy.
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well I had lunch with a phone in an elevator because I can't CONTROL myself.

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i danced with a surfer under your bed cause that's how i roll!!!!!!!!!
LOL i like the sound of that!
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Lol I licked my sister riding a motorbike because the voices told me to!
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lol I love faizul1971's one!
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nonamenow said:
I smelled your mom sliding down a hill because the voices told me to!
(it's always the voices' fault.)
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i smelled a homeless guy sliding down a hill because the voices told me to.
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I sang to an iPod sliding down a hill because I think I need some serious help.
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Mrs-Grint said:
I just love how Chuck Norris is randomly thrown in there. Mine is: I had lunch with a fork in an elevator because the voices told me to.
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I smelled a fork on your car because im cool like that..
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I jumped on a baseball bat sliding down a hill because that's how I roll. :D
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i yelled at a bannana slideing down a hil becuase im NOT crazy! LoL
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thatdamnlama is so freacken funny
i smelled a homeless guy sliding down a hill because the voices told me to.
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kiss
I loved my science teacher riding a motorcycle because im sexy and do what i want
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I sang to my mobile phone under your bed because thats how i roll -lol
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segafan said:
I yelled at a football player in an elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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I jumped on my sister riding a motorcycle because i'm NOT crazy!
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my bff is

I sang to Chuck norius sliding down a hill beacuase my falmaiy thinks im stuipd anyway
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yea right
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I loved a gangster sliding down a hill because I'm a ninja
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My sentence: I kicked a birdbath under my bed because I can!

Gabby's sentence: I ran over a fireman riding a motorcycle because I'm a ninja!
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I jumped on my dog under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader

weird
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I jumped on a baseball bat at the dinner table BECAUSE IM AWESOME!
lol
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cA_iNen11 said:
♪… i karate chopped my science teacher on your car c0z thats how i roll...haha..LOL
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I yelled at a banana in a hole because I'm NOT crazy.
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icewolf10 said:
I kicked a fireman in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
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I karate chopped a stuffed animal at the dinner table because big bird told me to and he's my leader...yeah,strange
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I loved a phone riding a motorcycle coz im sexy and i do what i want
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I jumped on a gangster in an elevator because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
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I karate chopped a pickle under your bed because I'm AWESOME!

That turned out a lot kinkier than I anticipated.
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I did the macarena with a stuffed animal under your bed because that's how I roll.
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