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shiriny posted over a year ago

Type out the sentence you end up in comments:

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to agnd he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

HAVE FUN!!
and dont forget to add comments :)

84 comments

	shiriny said: mine is:I had lunch with a stuffed animal riding a motorcycle because my family think i'm stupid anyway!lol posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	RealSunshine said: I danced with a baseball bat riding a motorcycle because Im awsome! posted over a year ago.

	woowie said: I got: I danced with my brother in an elevator because I'm a ninja! posted over a year ago.

	SwarlsBarkley said: I karate chopped a fork in my car because I'm cool like that and that's how I roll. posted over a year ago.

	silverandgreen7 said: LMAO: I karate chopped my brother sliding down a hill because I'm cool like that :> I don't even have bro, but I have close friends who're like my brothers ;) posted over a year ago.

	Domilie4ever said: I danced with a surfer riding a Motorcycle because that's how I roll!!! hahahahahaha!!!!! xD (question: How can someone dance and ride a Motorcycle in the same time? xD ) posted over a year ago.

	padme768 said: i sang to my dog under your bed because someone paid me 1,000,000 dollars! posted over a year ago.

	QueenR said: i had lunch with a surfer under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!!!whoooo that looks like a date but under the bed!!! posted over a year ago.

	xXSweeneyXx said: I yelled at a ninja under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader XD posted over a year ago.

	Jeffersonian said: I had lunch with a llama under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want. posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	yorkshire_rose said: Mine is "I licked Your Mom In The Line At The Bank Coz that's How I Roll" LOL ! posted over a year ago.

	lollipopszx3 said: I kicked your mom in an elevator because that's how I roll :) posted over a year ago.

	peterslover said: This is fun and funny! I got; "I kicked my neighbor under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!!!! yyyeeeaaaa posted over a year ago.

	peterslover said: All of these are too funny :D posted over a year ago.

	lexie2635 said: I ran over Chuck Norris In a hole because I'm AWESOME! posted over a year ago.

	ilovepenguins said: I did the mancarena with my dog in an elevator because I'm not CRAZY :) posted over a year ago.

	dustfingerlover said: Heehee! This is too funny! lexie2635's is one of the funniest for me, for some reason. lol Mine is: "I smelled my sister sliding down a hill because, I'm sexy and I do what I want." Haha! That so don't sound right! Now, if only I had a sister. lol posted over a year ago.

	yashar_safavi said: I ran over a gangster under your bed because i can !:D posted over a year ago.

	jedigal1990 said: lmfao mine is i smelled a gangster in your bathroom because i'm not crazy posted over a year ago.

	suman said: I ran over a homeless guy In my car because I'm NOT crazy. posted over a year ago.

	faizul1971 said: well I had lunch with a phone in an elevator because I can't CONTROL myself. posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	KatiiCullen94 said: i danced with a surfer under your bed cause that's how i roll!!!!!!!!! LOL i like the sound of that! posted over a year ago.

	musicfanaticXD said: Lol I licked my sister riding a motorbike because the voices told me to! posted over a year ago.

	musicfanaticXD said: lol I love faizul1971's one! posted over a year ago.

	nonamenow said: I smelled your mom sliding down a hill because the voices told me to! (it's always the voices' fault.) posted over a year ago.

	ThatDamnLlama said: i smelled a homeless guy sliding down a hill because the voices told me to. posted over a year ago.

	BellaCullen96 said: I sang to an iPod sliding down a hill because I think I need some serious help. posted over a year ago.

	Mrs-Grint said: I just love how Chuck Norris is randomly thrown in there. Mine is: I had lunch with a fork in an elevator because the voices told me to. posted over a year ago.

	jess_osborn said: I smelled a fork on your car because im cool like that.. posted over a year ago.

	number100fan said: I jumped on a baseball bat sliding down a hill because that's how I roll. :D posted over a year ago.

	Tigerslily said: i yelled at a bannana slideing down a hil becuase im NOT crazy! LoL posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	Tigerslily said: thatdamnlama is so freacken funny i smelled a homeless guy sliding down a hill because the voices told me to. posted over a year ago.

	LeahRavenshed95 said: I loved my science teacher riding a motorcycle because im sexy and do what i want posted over a year ago.

	Jacoblackswife said: I sang to my mobile phone under your bed because thats how i roll -lol posted over a year ago.

	segafan said: I yelled at a football player in an elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want. posted over a year ago.

	Pennypatch321 said: I jumped on my sister riding a motorcycle because i'm NOT crazy! posted over a year ago.

	Tigerslily said: my bff is I sang to Chuck norius sliding down a hill beacuase my falmaiy thinks im stuipd anyway posted over a year ago.

	Tigerslily said: yea right posted over a year ago.

	Ashley-Alice said: I loved a gangster sliding down a hill because I'm a ninja posted over a year ago.

	zanesaaomgfan said: My sentence: I kicked a birdbath under my bed because I can! Gabby's sentence: I ran over a fireman riding a motorcycle because I'm a ninja! posted over a year ago.

	dustfinger said: I jumped on my dog under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader weird posted over a year ago.

	totaldramarox said: I jumped on a baseball bat at the dinner table BECAUSE IM AWESOME! lol posted over a year ago.

	cA_iNen11 said: ♪… i karate chopped my science teacher on your car c0z thats how i roll...haha..LOL posted over a year ago.

	breebree446 said: I yelled at a banana in a hole because I'm NOT crazy. posted over a year ago.

	icewolf10 said: I kicked a fireman in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want! posted over a year ago.

	werewolflover said: I karate chopped a stuffed animal at the dinner table because big bird told me to and he's my leader...yeah,strange posted over a year ago.

	sapphire007 said: I loved a phone riding a motorcycle coz im sexy and i do what i want posted over a year ago.

	DivyaHarry said: I jumped on a gangster in an elevator because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	samlover316 said: I karate chopped a pickle under your bed because I'm AWESOME! That turned out a lot kinkier than I anticipated. posted over a year ago.

	Queenoftard said: I did the macarena with a stuffed animal under your bed because that's how I roll. posted over a year ago.

	nigahigarocks98 said: I did the Macarena With a baseball bat at the dinner table because that's how I roll. xD posted over a year ago.

	kwlski4ever said: I carate chopped a fireman ( lol )at the dinner table ( lol ) because I'm not crazy. xDD posted over a year ago.

	melikhan said: I sang to my dog under your bed becuz i'm awesome posted over a year ago.

	TDAPlayer158 said: I karate chopped a snowman posted over a year ago.

	MileySelena982 said: I smelled a snowman in your bathroom because I'm a Ninja! posted over a year ago.

	luvmurtagh33 said: I sang to a baseball hat because thats how i roll. LOL!! posted over a year ago.

	TVjunkie7598 said: I jumped on my mobile phone at the dinner table because I think I need some serious help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posted over a year ago.

	Rawr-baybee said: I Yelled at my phone under my bed cos i am NOT crazy! - Lmao! why not? LooL! posted over a year ago.

	green6244 said: i danced with a fireman at the dinner table cause the voices told me too. Okay, i am SO staying away from firemen for a while.... LOL! posted over a year ago.

	renesmeeroxx11 said: i got" i smelled my science teacher in an elevtor because i think i need serious help" lol posted over a year ago.

	percyandpotter said: I ran over my neighbor in an elevator because I'm cool like that. posted over a year ago.

	IsabellaMCullen said: I danced with a fireman On your car because I'm a Ninja! XD posted over a year ago.

	MissClumzy1593 said: Mine was I smelled my brother sliding down a hill because I'm AWESOME! posted over a year ago.

	dina_ichigo93 said: ok so i licked a monster in a hole coz am sexy i do wt i want lmao !!!! posted over a year ago.

	Princesskiara15 said: i ran over a homeless person under your bed because i'm sexy and i do what i want posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	shiriny said: Princesskiara15: Lol!!! posted over a year ago.

	TwilightGirl312 said: i ran over a noodle sliding down a hill because im sexy and i do what i want! posted over a year ago.

	Channyfan1 said: I yelled at my sister in an elevatot cuz that's how i roll. posted over a year ago.

	xangelx said: I karate chopped a ninja on a motorcycle because I'm sexy and I do what I want posted over a year ago.

	Sam_Iam99 said: I sang to my science teacher at the dinner table because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. posted over a year ago.

	Twilightfan_10 said: I got: I did the macarena with a homeless guy at the dinner table because I'm a ninja. lol posted over a year ago.

	Demonic_kitten said: I smelled a gangster under your bed because that's how I roll. lol posted over a year ago.

	galou_2010 said: i ran over a goat inline at the bank because the voices told me to. xP posted over a year ago.

	_T__I_P_ said: I jumped on a spoon in line at the bank because I'm NOT crazy!! posted over a year ago.

	lazyass said: I got:- I ran over a football player in your bathroom because that's how I roll. lolololololllll lmfao.... posted over a year ago.

	Tdinoahiscute4 said: I ran over a banana in line at the bank because I'm a ninja. I like mine! posted over a year ago.

	ColieAnne91 said: i ran over a fork with my car cause im awesome~! posted over a year ago.

	nevenkastar said: I danced with my best friends' boyfriend in an elevator because I'm cool like that. OMG Wow!! This is so cute and crazy in one! My BFF will hate me!! posted over a year ago.

	hakadoshi12345 said: I yelled at a homeless guy at the dinner table because the voices told me to... LOL posted over a year ago.

	90sfan said: i kicked a snowman in your bathroom because thats how i roll.AWESOMEXD posted over a year ago.

	123KittyCat said: I sang to a birdbath at the dinner table because I'm NOT crazy posted over a year ago.

	tieless4ever said: mine is i ran over a noodle in an elavator because thats how i roll posted over a year ago.

	123KittyCat said: I sang to a birdbath at the dinner table because I'm cool like that posted over a year ago.

	danbag888 said: i like feeding my chinese catfish ice trolls because the nose hair is well connected to the toliet brush. posted over a year ago.