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Fake Friends compared to Real Friends

Opinion by Nayeli53 posted over a year ago
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Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason you have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake Friends: Are for awhile.
Real Friends: You cant get rid of.

Fake Friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
Real Friends: Will knock the crap out of them.

Fake Friends: Will ask if you okay when you fall down.
Real Friends: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupidity.

Fake Friends: Laugh when you laugh for no reason.
Real Friends: Laugh when they find it funny.

Fake Friends: Will read this.
Real Friends: Will steal this, just like i did.
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Lol, the sad part is that all of that is true about my friends ^^;
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reesesdog said:
cake!!!!!!!!!!!
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laugh
LOTI
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E-rock said:
Real Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"

Yup. :D
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that is not true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!­! i dont care its not!! so if one of ur friends bail u out of jail using THEIR money they're suppsoedlyn bad friends? or in order to prove they're true friends they have to beat up every person who makes fun of you? here r the only ones i agree with:
Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
Fake Friends: Are for awhile.
Real Friends: You cant get rid of
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I also have so many fake friends,but still I love them all....And they don't even seem to care
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No what i thaught was wrong...I LOVE MY REAL AND FAKE FRIENDS EVEN THEY DON'T DO THE SAME
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