1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."
2. Q/M."Would you mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."
3. Q/M. *Hugs you and takes a little something off you would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"
4. Q. "Are you sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If you say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all you want, not like I care if you are or aren't...As long as you don't jump around..."
6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say: "Nuh-uh.I know what you'll do.But a [b]Sharpie[b] on my [b]back[b] will be fine"
7. Q. "The first line of Mindless Self Indulgence is a very good quote for me..."
A. I would say: "I know, hon, but no."
8. Q/M. *Rubs your a** *
A. I would: "Get your hand off there..." And moves his hand.
9. Q. "Will your Dad come in here?"
A. I would say:"Not unless you try something he won't..."
10.Q/M. You fall asleep on him, and he does/says something you hear and don't like
A. I would say: "Stop that" or "Don't say/do that"
Just a little something I decided to write(Most of these have happened to me)