1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag or what ever you can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and fruit aisles and ask every minute "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? or rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age you are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in.
6.Go in the aisle where the poptarts are.stare like your in never land while standing by the poptarts. everytime someone picks up a poptart Sing "poptarts! poptartssssss! Oh poptarts!!!!"
7. ATTENTION FOR PEOPLE OVER 21! Go in the beer cooler with a thick coat and when someone picks up a pack of beer ask "are you sure you are over 21 ? you look 4!"
8.sit in front of a place that blocks food. when someone asks you to move say "you are blocking the view! why dont you move mr./mrs. ISSUES!"
9.in the pet food section ask "what is your dog/cat type?
10.when the cashier scan something stare mezmorized and say "OoOoO magic!"
11. Pretend to read a magazine in the checking line and say OoOo! for no reason. when the cashier asks Ms/mr Your items say " WAIT! DON'T INTERRUPT!! THIS IS THE BEST PART! BELLA SLAPS EDWARD!" though you are reading a magazine.
12. stand in the busiet aisle and spin around in the middle of the aisles screaming "RING AROUND THE ROSIES PLEASE PEOPLE JOINZIE WE ALL STEAL FOOD"
13. Follow a person around the store until they leave then follow another person
14.yell at peanuts (in a peanut aisle) and say "open you little brats!!!!"
15. go to the automatic doors and move your arms when the open and say "OPEN SESIME!"
16. look at the stickers and temporary tatoo machine and yeal "open magic portal!!!"
17.when you see a claw game say "i will save you little teddy bear people!" and insert pennies and ask "why isn't this working"
18. grab already flat stuff like tortillias and step on them.
19.go to an aisle that has lollipops and continusely sing "lollipop lollipop oh lolli lolli lolli lollipop! *POP!* a doom doom doom"
20. go to candy aisle and sing "sugar sugar Honey Honey You are my candygirl!"
21. say mean things that are true about the cashier.
22. ask people with a clipboard and pen and paper (but scribble dont write words) and ask "so how did you find the food?"
23. sit outside of the automatic doors (but dont make it where they open) and slowly chant every few seconds " I wish i could be free"
24.sit on the floor and pretend to cry
25.wear black sunglasses and bring a reusable tote and hairdryer and hum sneaky music and grab random items from each aisle (save ice cream for last) and if some one looks at you aim your hair dryer at them and say "dont you dare get any closer!" then pay.
26.sit in your car and when someone passes by aim a banana at them see if they slow down.
27.dance or skip everywhere you go and say Come on everyone one! join in!
28. ask your friend to come and make a jump rope contest
29.ask everyone what their name is.
30. Yell while you are in the middle of the automatic door IM STEALING FOOD!
if they ask what are you doing or your getting arrested say " i was testing reactions to bad human behavior."
have fun.... ☺
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and fruit aisles and ask every minute "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? or rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age you are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in.
6.Go in the aisle where the poptarts are.stare like your in never land while standing by the poptarts. everytime someone picks up a poptart Sing "poptarts! poptartssssss! Oh poptarts!!!!"
7. ATTENTION FOR PEOPLE OVER 21! Go in the beer cooler with a thick coat and when someone picks up a pack of beer ask "are you sure you are over 21 ? you look 4!"
8.sit in front of a place that blocks food. when someone asks you to move say "you are blocking the view! why dont you move mr./mrs. ISSUES!"
9.in the pet food section ask "what is your dog/cat type?
10.when the cashier scan something stare mezmorized and say "OoOoO magic!"
11. Pretend to read a magazine in the checking line and say OoOo! for no reason. when the cashier asks Ms/mr Your items say " WAIT! DON'T INTERRUPT!! THIS IS THE BEST PART! BELLA SLAPS EDWARD!" though you are reading a magazine.
12. stand in the busiet aisle and spin around in the middle of the aisles screaming "RING AROUND THE ROSIES PLEASE PEOPLE JOINZIE WE ALL STEAL FOOD"
13. Follow a person around the store until they leave then follow another person
14.yell at peanuts (in a peanut aisle) and say "open you little brats!!!!"
15. go to the automatic doors and move your arms when the open and say "OPEN SESIME!"
16. look at the stickers and temporary tatoo machine and yeal "open magic portal!!!"
17.when you see a claw game say "i will save you little teddy bear people!" and insert pennies and ask "why isn't this working"
18. grab already flat stuff like tortillias and step on them.
19.go to an aisle that has lollipops and continusely sing "lollipop lollipop oh lolli lolli lolli lollipop! *POP!* a doom doom doom"
20. go to candy aisle and sing "sugar sugar Honey Honey You are my candygirl!"
21. say mean things that are true about the cashier.
22. ask people with a clipboard and pen and paper (but scribble dont write words) and ask "so how did you find the food?"
23. sit outside of the automatic doors (but dont make it where they open) and slowly chant every few seconds " I wish i could be free"
24.sit on the floor and pretend to cry
25.wear black sunglasses and bring a reusable tote and hairdryer and hum sneaky music and grab random items from each aisle (save ice cream for last) and if some one looks at you aim your hair dryer at them and say "dont you dare get any closer!" then pay.
26.sit in your car and when someone passes by aim a banana at them see if they slow down.
27.dance or skip everywhere you go and say Come on everyone one! join in!
28. ask your friend to come and make a jump rope contest
29.ask everyone what their name is.
30. Yell while you are in the middle of the automatic door IM STEALING FOOD!
if they ask what are you doing or your getting arrested say " i was testing reactions to bad human behavior."
have fun.... ☺
