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50 things girls wish guys knew

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50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about you ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that you can eat all you want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
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i don't particularly mind number 25, 30, 34, 41, and 45, but other than that, this is pretty much what i would think a girl would agree on! great job!!
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sami-Q8 said:
that's great
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im so gonna abuse of these hints time 2 make ppl blush and call them strawberry face AGAIN hehe eviiiiiiiil y must i b like this y darn hehe nice job u done there im srewed tho cuz i eatt rlly rlly ALOT but i dont getfat but if u dont like me fat y would u mind if i dont get fat
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rlly coool
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XD
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Most of these are so true! My favorite is probably number 6 :)
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ssolanki said:
yes most of these are especially kiss matter
i mean i never kis but it is true that is a fact
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I'd agree with lots of these. But I'm 13 soo some of them I just don't agree with. Like #5
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Here's another one- Saying her name. I love it when guys do this :)
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I feel sorry for the guy who ends up with this bitch
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I made an account just to say this whole thing is total bullshit. And I agree with "danmarino900" I do feel sorry for whoever ends up with you. And to the person above who said she likes #6; that's like my least favorite. Great that you think of us all the time. It's definently no both ways. And for #48, what the hell are we supposed to say then if you say that you love us.... Ya, it's IMPOSIBLE to find I way outta that hell. Whatever, I could go on for hours about how bullshity this is.
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lol, danmariano900 and TheNamesMac are probably gays.
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