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COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

Article by i_luv_angst posted over a year ago
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65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the snow-mobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late

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LOL!!! :)
I have a question, though: Are you from Wisconsin?? lol :)
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actually, i am....hence the description "WE wisconsinites are tough..."
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Oh, i didnt see the description.... :\
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cocacola said:
lol, I had a friend who moved to Wisconsin
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18squirt said:
lol!!! go Wisconsinites!!! we rock!!!

my fave is "50 below" "hell freezes over, wisconsin public schools open 2 hours late." lol :D i love it!!
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65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
Alaskans run about in bathing suits.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Alaskans play in the sprinkler.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
Alaskans plan a trip to the beach.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
Alaskans go to school in a t-shirt and sneakers.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Alaskan long-sleeves.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Alaskans think it's no longer necessary to wear a jacket.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
Alaskans start the car maybe ten minutes early.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
Alaskans get out the winter coat.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
Time to get the chores done before it gets cold.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
30 minute car warm up.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
Alaskans avoid going into town because the ice fog is so bad.

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Alaskan school board thinks about maybe letting kids have a day off. Bud they don't.


there's my version :P
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i like 35 above zero and 50 below 0 the best! go wisconsin! WE ROCK!!!
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TDI_Angel said:
I'm from California, and your right about everyone here. They can't stand cold (but I love the cold!!!) My cousin was once shaking and her teeth were chattering, because it was only 68 degrees! XD I love cold, but I also love hot.. It's weird...
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i'm from pennsylvania so i get what u mean about the sunbathing in 65 degrees and waiting until like 20 degrees until getting ur winter jacket and turning on the heat
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im from michigan, but i totally agree with this
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jklilly56 said:
lol, im not from wisconsin, but this soo funny, and soooo true!!!!
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lol so true i'm from florida and when it gets below 70 everyone including me pulls out winter coats lol we hate the cold here
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aras527 said:
some of these are actually true tho cuz im from there. i never were a real coat unless its like 20 below 0 lol
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springely said:
tl;dr
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I agree with wisconsinites because us washintonian's are just like you
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I'm from Minnesota, and our temperatures are pretty much the same as Wisconsin! Soooo agree with this.
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mmourer said:
Im from Wyoming an everythings about da same lol
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green6244 said:
Wisconsin is awesome!!! The last one is so true tho:P School doesn't close unless there's been like a foot of snow... or if hell freezes over.
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So what? At my school, the only time we have delayed or cancelled school is when 1.) To much snow is piled in front of the doors 2.) Ice has frozen the school doors shut. We go to school in any other weather
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