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posted by viju
That is the best song i have written with proper english! well my english is tooo bad and this song takes 5 days to write! lol! ;)


HERE IT GOES------>



I'm sitting there reading silent, softly,
People walk by and they roll their eyes,
They don't even know who I am,
And who I could be.
Oooooh
I am more than what they think I am,
Someday I know I'll prove them wrong.
They walk around just like they're so strong,
When they know they're not.

(Chorus)
Well I guess,
Some guys, they just don't have their brains.
Some gals, they just see me as plain.
Some folks, they just don't have ability,
To see...
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it was on the net, don't blame me if it's crap.

1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.

2. When you see a group of people, follow them around and act as if you belong with them, when they laugh, you laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.

3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have you got anything...
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posted by nmdis
"One Of The Boys"


I saw a spider, I didn't scream
'Cause I can belch the alphabet
Just double dog dare me
And I chose guitar over ballet
And I take these suckers down
'Cause they just get in my way

The way you look at me is kinda like a little sister
Your high five, your goodbyes
And it leaves me nothing but blisters

[Chorus:]
So I don't wanna be one of the boys
One of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys

So over the summer something changed
I started reading "Seventeen" and shaving my legs
And I studied...
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posted by disneyboy122
When i think about her, my face turns red. My body freezes and its as if time stands still.when I think about her, I feel no pain come to me. When I think about her, i wish she could be. When I think about her, it makes me feel confident. When i think about her, I feel like i could fly. Fly far away with her. I go to sleep and still think about her. When i wake up in the morning i'll think about her. I feel free when I think about her.She gives me purpose, and thinking about her would always make my day better. I love her, and no matter what, I won't give up.
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...
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I'm a drama queen
I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming random stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever you want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, or a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything you say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger or you can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if you think you'll...
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posted by milorox18
1.Tell her she is beautiful

2.Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.

3.Hug her from behind

4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5.Wrestle with her (but playfully!)

6.Don’t go hang out with you ex when she is not with you, you might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7.If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8.Write her notes or call her just to say “hi”

9.Introduce her to your friends … as your girlfriend.

10.Play with her hair.

11.Pick her up (she loves it)

12.Get...
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posted by hatelarxene
No. No I don't, Ross.
No. No I don't, Ross.
1. Ally Dawson
I hate Ally! For starters Laura Marano who plays Ally is a hopeless wannabe actress. Her character is ugly, boring, and has absolutely NO social life which makes her dead dull. She makes me want to barf and then fall asleep. Plus she is very thick letting Austin deceive her and then become his BFF and music partner! She can't defend herself and is super socially awkward. Why would she keep writing for Austin, even though he used her. Not to mention, she wears the exact same friggin' clothes in every episode, and they're all ugly just like her (on the both the inside AND the outside)....
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posted by edwardcarlisle
Step1: Add 18 to your birth month.

Step2: Multiply by 25.

Step3: Subtract 333.

Step4: Multiply by 8.

step5: Subtract 554.

step6: Divide by 2.

step7: Add your birth date.

step8: Multiply by 5.

step9: Add 692.

step10: Multiply by 20.

step11: Add only the last two digits of your birth year.

step12: Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!

The number that you get will be a 6-digit number. Example: If you get the number 120586, then you were born December 5, 1986.

Full credits to: did-you-kno
posted by jblovesme4ever
random pic
random pic
1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did you raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if you must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch you "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 more times:D

5. Yell "OMG...
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posted by McDreamyluva
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand- I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek- I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck- I want you
4. Kiss on the lips- I love you
5. Kiss on the ears- I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- Kiss me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I love you too much to let you go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...
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posted by FlufflyHands
Pick what month you were born on...
Jan- I shot...
Feb- I stabbed...
Mar: I disco danced with...
Apr: I sniffed...
May: I ran with...
Jun: I licked...
Jul: I ate...
Aug: I sat next to...
Sep: I farted next to...
Oct: I have a screenshot of...
Nov: I grabbed...
Dec: I spit on...

Pick what day you were born on...
01: my girlfriend
02: my boyfriend
03: a nurse
04: Napoleon Dynamite
05: my crush
06: the gummy bears
07: an IPhone
08: a llama
09: a sandwich
10: a hobo
11: a gay guy
12: ET
13: Peter Pan
13: A T-Rex
14: a kitten
15: a puppy
16: a monkey
17: a cow
18: a Mexican
19: a sumo wrestler
20: a red-head
21: a polar bear
22: The...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Aquarius.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Uranus
Symbol: The Water Bearer
Your stone: Amethyst
Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries
Vibration: High frequency
Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original

Description:
Special note for Aquarians: With the new Millennium heralding the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius, at this time, ready or not, your sign is regarded as the zodiac's leader. You are the trendsetter for the future and because of this high responsibility, many under born your sign will be undergoing at this time, as we approach the Millennium, the pressure of personal...
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posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH
Eve's drawing
Eve's drawing
A woman runs from a soldier from the army F.E.A.R. She clutches a necklace as she runs through the desert. She’s out of breath but keeps going, knowing that if she stops she’ll die. She looks back often as thoughts run through her troubled mind.
‘When will we kill them? Or will they win? Will the rebels or F.E.A.R. prevail?’
Her heartbeat quickened and it grew harder to breath every second. But she pushed on. The soldier of F.E.A.R. was closing in on her. She cried out as she saw F.E.A.R. just behind her.
As the soldier approached her she spun around and held the necklace in front of...
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks
Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation...
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posted by lalaland101
every hour of every day, gamblers lose $696,000 in Las Vegas casinos

south africa fad: some boys in cape town have their upper teeth extracted to look cool

at last count, the U.S. had 612,020 fast food cooks and only 393,730 farm workers

sean connery and lionel richie both keep their oscars in the bathroom

a heated jawbreaker can explode when bitten into

studies show that covering a wart with duct tape is more effective than having a doctor remove it

your more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket then you winning the lottery

a glass bottle can take as long as 4,000 years to decompose

in...
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posted by misscrazel
                 Prologue
When I was young I heard that once, long ago, it was bright, the sun shined, children went outside to play. Now it's dark and foggy. No one goes outside. It seems it will never go back to the way it was. But people say it will. And maybe, thousands of years later it will. But right now, it's terrible, and I have the feeling it will get worse. Though I don't know quite how that is possible it's awful enough right now with all the smoke and fog. Not to mention the wars. Everyone is at peace now but soon I know they'll start again. 

Chapter one

Smoke filled the...
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posted by ruhani_noor
As I looked back on a seemingly unending journey I commenced years ago, I found myself in an ocean of memories. The days that I hurt the most, became my source of strength for the cruel and real world. The days I laughed now seem like a distant dream and I no longer remember the faces of those who made me smile. The dreams that I chase has come this far and now I already see it as a part of my life. My dreams are daunting but are the only thing that keeps me going.
A lot of you may be wondering by now as to what this person here is even talking about... well it's just my escape from the reality that I am writing here. I am certainly not sad or depressed just someone who loves to love but don't know how to express letting others misunderstand. while the best thing about this site remains the secret of my identity.
Here are the rules for this one:Quiz Crazy Rule(QCR):For every question you answer yes,subtract 3 years from your age now.For every question you answer no,add a half.For example,if you're 13 and you answer yes for a question,you would subtract 3 years,leaving you at 10.See how simple?

1.When you see a kid jump off a small roof,you go ahead and do it too.
A.Yes B.No

2.You ask the man in front of you in line to pull your finger.He does...and it was NOT pretty.
A.Yes B.No.

3.When your mom refuses to let you go on the big swirly slide at the water park,you throw a tantrum.
A.Yeah I wanted to ride that thing!!!
B.No...but it looked fun!!:(

OK,tell me what you got in the comments!!!!
posted by hannah16
1. run in squares
2. chase a squirrel
3. go into walmart with a big stick and pretend to be blind
4. go up to some random old man and say, "grandpa, you're alive! it's a miracle!"
5. go up to someone and pull out a piece of their hair and yell, "DNA!"
6. blink wildly, then close your eyes for an amazing light show
7. see how long you can hold a not
8. use your secret mind power
9. pretend you're a robot
10. scratch yourself
11. rate passers by
12. repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
13. pinch yourself
14. try and swallow your tongue
15. pretend to be a car
16. make star trek door...
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