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posted by sweetseena97

One late night there was a girl name kat IT was her brithday and. She was waking to the batingcade to meet some of her friends. She hered something. she said it was just the wind mabe?.Then her cellphone rang she got scared she ansered it was her friend Lilly she said are you on your way? becouse me and morgan are here. Kate said yes i am by the woods i am almost here. O ok then bye. Then Kate stared waking again 5 minutes latter here cellphone rang again she ansered hello she said. Hey i see you. who is this? she said. Hahahahh said the voise you are so cute when you freack out, REALLY WHO...

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MILEY CYRUS IS DEPRESSED ABOUT HER PARENTS DIVORCE

posted by ShiningsTar542

Some of you girls will remember that on Wednesday i told you that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news source HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated by her parents Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile ago and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started acting out...

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Random Facts

posted by i_luv_angst

This was forwarded to me in an e-mail, so I don't really know where it comes from:

1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
5 Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
7...

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More Random Facts

posted by i_luv_angst

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...

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Torture

posted by LittleOtaku1

Kakuzu: gettin tired?
Hidan: fuck yah...
Kakuzu: dont yawn
Kakuzu: yawn
Hidan: ....
Kakuzu: dont yawn...
Hidan: ..........
Hidan: yawn
Hidan: FUCK!!
Kakuzu: HA!! i knew you would yawn!
Hidan: your an asshole. *sticks up middle finger*
Kakuzu: yah, i know.
Kakuzu: and i dont give a shit :D
Hidan: t(-_-t)
Kakuzu: ...

it needs to be longer, so
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If you LOVE your Darling "mom"..."why u owe to your mom"

posted by scarlet009

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...

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Racism is Wrong

posted by milorox18

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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That Darn Turtle!

posted by AnimeFan66

(A funny fanfic writtin by me. Hope ya'll enjoy it. :3)

"After school, I decided to take a long walk through the park. While I was walking, I ran into this large turtle. It appeared to be stuck on something so I helped it get into the river. Just when I put it in the water, it turned its head and bit my middle finger! It hurt so bad that I waved it around and complanied. The turtle looked at me and gave a slight grin- the little snapper thought it was all funny. After I stopped crying, I walked to it and saidm "You think you're smart enough to bite my finger? Than how about I kick your shell?"...

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Silver Object and Red Sharpie.

posted by I_love_Mikey

A silver object,
It's all it took,
One silver object,
An entire life's crook.

It was just an experiment,
It was nothing more.
Nothing more than an experiment,
That closed every door.
All opportunities are gone,
And you cry that hateful song,
The words don't mean anything,
Just take the silver object,
And ignore every other aspect.

You cannot deny,
that making these lines...
It never crossed your mind;
You were so blind.
It solves every problem,
Just lie, and stay solemn.
It's only red sharpie.
Let's throw a party.

After a party, you go and lay down.
You think about the mistakes you've made.
You take the pills and...

The Nut House Episode 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown,...

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Things I hate about teenage girls

posted by danmarino900

You get everything!! You teenage girls get special treatment from everyone just cuz ur girls. You have the power to make any guy you want fall for you. Girls don't get rejected and called a loser by guys when flirting like ever!! It's like your better than everyone and everyone gives you everything and all you can do about it is complain! Complain that you have it harder than guys cuz you pms or because life is more comPlicated for you. Guys have to get rejected by girls all the time, most are super lonely in high school where less girls are, and we have to do hard manual work. Pmsing is tough...

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Fear Of Sourness

posted by Schnusch

What Is Fear Of Sourness

For some, the fear of certain tastes can trigger intense and long-lasting anxiety, as well as a host of physical maladies. The fear of sourness, known as Acerophobia, is more common than you might expect.

Reasons For The Fear Of Sourness

Sourness shows up more in certain foods, and these will be avoided by the person who suffers from Acerophobia. Some common examples of sour foods are lemons, grapefruit, limes, and some dairy products that have been fermented.

Everyone has a different palette, and all people react to tastes individually. Those who fear sour tastes may have...

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the truth about guys

posted by karpach_14

1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex...

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20 Comebacks hetalia style ^^

posted by XxEmolovexX

This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just jelly because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just jelly because you're the hero.

6. Call them a tomato bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...

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30 ways to annoy your teacher

posted by smileypop9

Found this on www.funny.com.

1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt
2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any more questions say " why does my dogs breath smell like dog food"
3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ love (your name)
4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells you to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh
5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if you dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.
6....

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How can you be serious?!

posted by canal

There is a game called woozworld -add me you you have one as well my name is ellanem- i've been playing it for a long time i've made tons of friends and one friend named Harrystyonede -name say Harry Sty one de- he says he harry styles -i know he's not- but i decide to dress up like louis tomlinson for the lol's and then harry acts around me -as louis- as if he would it were really harry and i think he's cute,funny,nice and all that but then i freeze and when i get back on he's gone im sad and sulk over him for a few days until i see him again and after all that, after i fall in love with him..he doesn't remember me :(

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Tons upon TONS of questions to ask people

posted by randomgirl3000

1-How are you?
2-Do you ever wish you were someone else?
4-What is your entire name?
5-How old are you?
6-Age you get mistaken for:
7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:
8-What did you do on your last birthday?
9-What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday?
10-What is your hair color?
11-Have you ever dyed your hair?
12-What is your eye color?
13-If you could change your eye color, would you?
14-Do you wear contacts/glasses?
15-Your opinion about your body and how confortable you are with it:
16-Have you ever considered plastic surgery? What would...

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Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window

posted by BellaCullen96

Specify that this order is "To Go".
Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear seat passenger make the order.
At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.
When ordering, start talking about the problems you were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.
Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "Would you like fries with your order?"
When asked if they can take your order,...

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Horrible Parenting.

posted by doremirocker

So, I had a conversation with a friend of mine about my lover's mom

Me: This is what Victory said:

"Sorry.. I got in trouble because I didn't notify mom properly that I was staying after school. She has my phone all evening starting now.
Love you"

WELL FUCK YOU, VICTORY'S STUPID-ASS MOM. I'm surprised Victory can live with that. If I were her, I would have sweared my parents out by now and ran away from home. -_-

Adriel: Not Again.....*facepalm*.....What is up with her parents? Do they have something against technology? betcha they are one of those people that believe that Technology is EVVVILLL...

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random facts

posted by TheRealSexyKate

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...