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Opinion by zanhar1 posted over a year ago
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By request; the male version of my top villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also love me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?

Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.

10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued by the Joker. He's like the male Bellatrix or Azula and ya'll know how much I love those two. A batshit insane villain is a fun villain.

9. Valtor (Winx): Long story short, this man is the Dracula of Winx. He even has his own little theme song. You know he's here when you hear that awesome guitar rift. He's a pretty neat villain, he's clearly got some power. Later on in the series you find out that he's not even actually human he's this gargoyle like monster created by (the lovely) Icy's ancestor.
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Opinion by zanhar1 posted over a year ago
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I absolutely adore a good and well written villain. From the crazies to the sympathetic ones with a tragic back story to the ones who do it for the lols, I love me a fun fictional baddie. And there are just so many of them, so here are my favorites. Listed as a count down.

I'll start with the honorable Mentions: Jadis and Nehelenia. I couldn't not put Nehelenia on this list as she was pretty much the first villain I ever liked--I just didn't know I liked her at the time. When I was 5 years old, not gonna lie she kind of scared me. And that's part of why I love her character today. Jadis, most people know her as The White Witch as another character whom was simply kick-booty. There was just something about her. I think I have a thing for ice villains.

10. Beatrice (Uminkeo): I really love this woman. She is crazy. She kills people and brings them back to life. Why? Because she's centuries old and got bored. She's so much fun and has this really great psychotic laugh. What makes it even better is that she wears this Victorian ballgown and has her hair styled up in this prim, proper bun. She's this walking contradiction.
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Opinion by TotalDramaFan60 posted over a year ago
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Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but you pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
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Fan fiction by TotalDramaFan60 posted over a year ago
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There once was a woman named Hallie.
Hallie was a doctor.
Unfortunately for Hallie, you could not download illegal movies to show at the Saturday movie nights, which makes sense.
After she got fired, Hallie got a call from a man named Huebert.
"Come to the circus." He said.
"Which one?" Hallie asked.
"The one closeby." said Huebert.
So Hallie went to the closest circus. That was the one that neighbored the hospital Hallie used to work at.
At the circus there were three men.
The first was Huebert.
The second was a man named Jerry.
The third was a man named Ryan.
"Pick one." Huebert said.
"I pick...I pick..."


"Ryan."
Huebert laughed. "Good choice." he said. "But now you have to get married."
"What?" Hallie asked.
Huebert laughed. "That was the whole point of it!"
Hallie gasped. "You BITCH! I thought he was going to be my friend!"
"Quack."
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Review by animereview42 posted over a year ago
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Okay at the beginning of the movie it was wired and I don't like it but at half way threw the movie it was really wired and kind of stupid and unlikable but half way threw the movie it becomes really funny its stupid and I don't know why they added so many stupid musical numbers cause i don't know why or anyone would start dancing in the middle of class and i don't know why people in movies act so strange around their crush when the can just admit that they like them and whats the point of having a diary that's no locked cause then in the movie as the clearly point out its going to turn bad and why in her right mind would she take her diary to school like wtf is she stupid why! why would she take her diary to school and her friend is so funny but she is also really selfish and rude but she is funny and I give her points and also her aunt is sooo cool like I cant even I wish I had an aunt like her also they could have done better in the clothing like what where they thinking and why did they start playing with the granny pants like what even! they popular girl is nice and i don't think she wanted to be rude she is actually a really nice girl and i wish are school had nice people and...
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Review by AWESOMEGAMER22 posted over a year ago
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It all starts off with a man runing from the nothwind a magic snowstorm that can freeze anything! His name was master vagard. He made magic mirrors that the snow queen who had sent the northwind had feared vary much. When he got home the northwind broke in both the master vagard and his wife was froze but there 2 children who were hideing in the closet had taken a mirror that saved them. gdsidggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu h-elp blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blublu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu
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Article by CheetahGirl5147 posted over a year ago
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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight

Then how all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
You'll go down in history

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows,
And all of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph
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Opinion by BlondLionEzel posted over a year ago
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WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS AND MANLY TEARS SHED IN THIS REVIEW!

This movie is a masterpiece. It's a million country miles better than Frozen, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and a lot others. It's a breath of a fresh air.

The story starts with Hiro Hamada and his big brother Tadashi. Hiro decides to join Tadashi's college, with Tadashi's friends GoGo Tamago, Wasabi no Ginger, Fred, and Honey Lemon. Hiro enters a contest for entry, and he invents these awesome nanobots.

Then, on the night before Hrio goes to college, Tadashi dies by sacrificing himself to save a professor named Callaghan. Over the next few days, Hiro is depressed. However, he finds Tadashi's nurse robot Baymax. Hiro also discovers that a thing called the Yokai is using stolen Nanobots.

Hiro and his friends decide to bring Yokai to justice, as they deduce that the Yokai killed Tadashi. They don awesome superhero suits, and they call themselves Big Hero 6.
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Guide by Americsson1776 posted over a year ago
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Just a tip for all of you writers out there. A good method of character development that 8theGreat and I have been using, is to imagine them in normal every day situations, such as:
1: How would he/she react to accidentally walking into a glass door?
2: What kinds of movies or shows would he/she watch?
3: What social group would he/she be in while in high school? Extra curricular activities?
4: Favorite celebrity or person in history?
5: Favorite music, books, or movies?
6: What kind of car would he/she drive?
7: How would he/she react to being invited to see a horror movie with someone he/she likes?
8: His/her computer is being outrageously slow, or even locking up completely? What would he/she do?
9: How would he/she react to being rejected by a long-time crush?
10: Which religion (modern or ancient) would he/she likely follow?
And so on, feel free to come up with your own, or even add to this list. I'd be happy to see what sorts of questions or answers you all may come up with.
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List by BlondLionEzel posted over a year ago
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#11: Swarm

Swarm is a a former Nazi scientist, named Fritz Von Meyer. He became Swarm after mutant bees devoured him.

#10: The Beetle

There are three different Beetles to choose from. They are Abner Jenkins, Leila Davis, and Janice Lincoln.

#9: The Molten Man

Molten Man was once named Mark Raxton, a scientist for Oscorp. His body was altered in a chemical explosion, causing him to be a villain made of fire.

#8: Hydro Man

Hydro Man was once known as Morris Bench, a man who worked on a shipyard, until he was genetically altered by radiation.

#7: Dr.Spencer Smythe and the Spider Slayers

Dr.Spencer Smythe is a scientist who created the Spider Slayer robots to hunt and kill Spider Man.

#6: Scream, Lasher, Agony, Phage, and Riot

Scream, Lasher, Agony, Phage, and Riot are the Symbiote "Children" of Venom.

#5: The Shocker
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Opinion by KristineGiangan posted over a year ago
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Have you ever experience that You don't have any friends ? loner ? Ano ba talaga ng Friendships ?

Diba ang kaibigan laging na diyan sa tabi mo? Hindi ka nila iiwan at higit sa lahat lagi mong karamay .

What if ang mga kaibigan mo ay nakasala sayo ?
Papatawarin mo sila ulit . Pero ayaw naman ng mama mo . na makipagkaibiganka ulit sa kanila . Sila lang yung mga kaibigan mo since elementary hanggang naging High School ka .

Ano ba dapat gawin ? Susundin mo mama or Kaibigan nalang ang pipiliin mo ?

Kaibigan dapat ipapaglalaban . Kung hindi mo alam ang gagawin mo dapat maaliwasan mo muna ang isapan mo.
Pag'isipan mo kung totoo mo ba silang mga kaibigan ?
Kung ano ang maidudulot nila sa buhay mo?
Kung naryan ba sila sa oras na umiiyak ka o nagiging masaya ka .
Minsan kasi na bubulag tayo sa closeness natin sa ating mga kaibigan . Minsan hindi natin namamalayan meron na pala silang ginawang masama .
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Opinion by NagisaTomoya posted over a year ago
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The Day You Slipped Away
I will start off my story by telling you this: Karma is very real. In fact, that is me. I am Karma, though I prefer the name “Exodus.” Karma sounds a bit too feminine for such a strong and mighty force like myself. I, Exodus, have come to write a story for you. If you are expecting a cute and fun filled story get out while you still can. Close this book and get on with your life. Forget about me, even though you will surely encounter me in the rest of your lifetime. You just won’t know when I am approaching you from behind or staring you down from the front. It won’t matter anyway. When I encounter them, most people just pass off my acts as mere coincidences. I feel so unloved when they do that…
It’s alright, continue being the skeptics that you are. It doesn’t really matter to me anymore… And it sure doesn’t matter to her anymore. Not now… Not after everything is said and done. I shall not start my story right away, if you could not tell already. I’ll let the suspense boil and cook in your mind while I dilly-dally with my own useless, idiotic, meaningless stories. Then, once I have finished with those, I shall...
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Opinion by KataraLover posted over a year ago
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks by a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved by the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid or late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people I met on here like to call them "dudes in distress" or "lads in distress" because calling them damsels in distress is apparently stupid. Yes, apparently calling them a term that doesn't exist is worse than calling them by a term that does exist. But I digress. A few years ago I made a list of my top 10 biggest animated damsels in distress, which was A LOT different than this list. This time I will be including live-action characters and even video game characters. Now, not all damsels in distress are annoying. Jane from Tarzan, Meg from Hercules, and Odette from The Swan Princess were...
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Article by CheetahGirl5147 posted over a year ago
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
Goodness sake
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News by CoolWolf471554 posted over a year ago
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I'm sorry if I'm wasting more time here. But last "Drama" for now. I made 3 people upset and filled with hate inside me.

(Don't read this if you have enough Drama for now. But this is Important, and Scary...)

The 1st One I made upset told me, "Willy you suck get outta here." But it was just an online game...

The 2nd One was a Girl. Because I was spamming and it made her lag on a game called Roblox. So same thing... "Leave me Alone Willy."

But the 3rd One I made Upset... It was more important then the last two...

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He was Confront with really Inappropriate online Stuff that's been going on Skype Recently. And Worse, he was being Stalked. And forced to have, ***. (Guess the Words.) I told him "NO. DON'T DO IT." But didn't listen. So I had to choice but to Wait. A few months later, he met another contact, and it was a Girl. Unlucky. But I didn't know the whole thing if it was an unfriendly talk or not. And later with talking, he said, "This just turned Super Awkward and Every wrong." So I knew it was something "Bad." A few 30 minutes later, he went back online, and I tried to tell him did...
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Article by CheetahGirl5147 posted over a year ago
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Milk With Cookies...
Sing to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”
Oh, you better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of pumpkin pie.
Too bad you finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, you needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
You ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows you are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, you better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
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Opinion by CheetahGirl5147 posted over a year ago
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Carving The Turkey
When Daddy carves the turkey,
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.

He makes a fancy show of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.

He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
By the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.

He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
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Fan fiction by deathding posted over a year ago
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Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my heart with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made by a god that lived in a black hole and was forged by his hatred for the god Zeus.

Sabres was faster than anything I'd ever seen in my life, and smiled the closer it got to my heart. I could tell from the beginning this..,..Thing was serious, and obviously wanted my life, and luckily for me I knew that ten steps ahead of him!
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Article by deathding posted over a year ago
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*Sigh* 14 years of age. And yet, life hasn't gotten too much better. I have a bit more friends, and am getting along with life pretty well, so what's the problem?

Well, it's....These haunting memories of mine. They keep coming back to me, back when I was nothing more than a mere shadow, hiding all alone in the corner of my school.

It started out as a weird dream.... I was standing on a cliff, and there was a short gap between another cliff that I could've jumped over pretty easily, but the gap got larger.

And it was right then and there that I realized, I was alone.

It seemed like the dream wanted me to jump, but I couldn't do it. I was just...Too scared! I wanted a friend to help me with it, and cheer me on.

But the more I looked around the deserted area, the more I realized this was an absolute ghost town.

A ghost desert at that.

It reminded me of the times I had no friends, and even then, I don't get much company nowadays.
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Fan fiction by TotalDramaFan60 posted over a year ago
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Giselle: hey joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi




And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.




Later that day...
Sammy: hey miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed by freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i said who
Miranda: d****t sammy





And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive you this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah


i said that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA




WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
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Article by 16falloutboy posted over a year ago
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Ok, I've read an article where a female teacher raped her male student, who was a teenager, he was 16 I believe? But anyway, and many comments stated where, "Oh it's alright for a women to rape a man because he likes sex." and many other comments. When I saw these, I got really pissed. Women are treated badly in life and they're being treated like they can't do anything wrong. Gender doesn't matter, rape is rape. I'm pretty sure a young man with no experience, wouldn't like a grown women raping them. The boy's mind would be traumatized...why do people think a women can do what she wants? So its really bad if a man rapes a girl but totally ok when a woman rapes a guy? Sex isn't essential in our life, sex is for people who are in love and want to have a child. Why are people treating sex like the #1 thing we need? We need roofs over our heads, we need a loving family and others who love us, we need creativity, we need knowledge.....sex is important in a human's life but only if they're in love and wants to start a family......It's alright if a couple are married and they do sexual things, hey they love each other....but people who are not in love and have sex, it's...
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Article by -SkySplitter- posted over a year ago
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I don't own any of these
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

6. Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting story. Buy him a drink and maybe he'll...
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Opinion by Kswifty13 posted over a year ago
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can some people come join some of my clubs they will be fun if people join them and make things on them it will make me happy has everything✌(◕‿-)✌
they are this so if you can think about it i will make you so happy and post some comments on them
they are this♥╣[-_-]╠♥
1.taylor swift fandom(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
2.life is to live웃❤유
3.about wee(˘‿˘ʃƪ)
so if you want you can ask me anything if you need to know why i made them and they will be really fun
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I WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
☜(ˆ▽ˆ)LOVE THEM MAKE THEM FUN POST ANYTHING YOU WANT
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted over a year ago
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Did you know if you try to say the alphabet without moving your lips or tongue every letter will sound the same
Did you know white cats with blue eyes are usually deaf
Did you know wind doesn�t make a sound until it blows against an object
Did you know there is no sound in space
Did you know sound travels 3 times faster through water than in air
Did you know to crack a whip the tip must be travelling faster than the speed of sound
Did you know dolphins can hear underwater sounds from 24km (15miles) away
Did you know most cows produce more milk when they listen to music
Did you know elephants communicate in sound waves below the frequency that humans can hear
Did you know sound travels 15 times faster through steel than air
Did you know a cat can keep purring while inhaling and exhaling
Did you know a whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound
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List by nickfire47 posted over a year ago
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There are many racing games out there and they've been around for many years. Obviously racing game is a too broad spectrum. So, I have narrowed it down to real cars, meaning it has cars like Lamborghini's and mustangs, as well as it has to be a franchise, not a one-off like drive club or the crew. So here it is, my top five real car racing game franchises.

#5. Asphalt
Asphalt has been for the most part, a phone/tablet game, sure it has a 3ds and a psvita version but they get boring quickly. It a simple and fun arcade racer that is a great way to waste time on the go. However the fact that it is a phone game means that it feel into the same problem most phone games did, micro transactions. It is slightly boring to play unless you spend a few dollars but aside from that, it deserves a spot on this list.

#4. Need for speed
I know that it has great installments like prostreet and underground, but its most recent installment really weighed it down. Rivals had a pathetic customization and a really annoying cop system. Also when I played rivals, I rarely found my self in a race, and almost never found my self in a race against other...
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted over a year ago
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



(written in real small text). You’re not old until you can’t read this writing any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!
Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted over a year ago
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1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

8. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


9. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

10. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted over a year ago
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If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

Karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

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Opinion by GDragon612 posted over a year ago
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It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (busted?)
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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Opinion by Kswifty13 posted over a year ago
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ok people let get this good because if you like him you will regret it for ever he was making people do things for his good and he told me to lie about my age when the bible says do not lie that is not good to lie

this is the truth and i am not lieing trust me
you can ask me anything you do get

so if you do not believe me and all that send me something and ask me anything what you do not get in writing just do not over do it

do not fan this person are you will be put up to things you will not want to do

dont dont dont
thank you and good bye
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Article by kicksomebut23 posted over a year ago
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I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega or Sonic the hedgehog fans who love Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did you read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went home and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted over a year ago
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1) Go to a public place, and say "Idiot! Look at me!" see how many people look at you, they are now an idiot.
2) TRY TO LICK YOUR ELBOW!!!
3) Get up during class and just sit on the floor.
4) Give money to children in need.
5) Go up to your friend and say vioces tell me things evil things.
6) Do what you want.
7) Look at the person sitting next to you until they laugh.
8) Put on red face paint, then walk around in public mumbling to yourself loudly 'No one wants to PLAY with me'.
9) Go to any store and carry a hammer. Sing wrecking ball to anyone that walks by.
10) Pretend your a doll and yell this at people "PLAY WITH ME!!!!!"
11) Burp as loud as you can.
12) Put two lollipops in your mouth and pretend to be a walrus!
13) Walk up to a person, get down on your knees and propose. If yes, run away screaming, if no, run away screaming.
14) The next time you hug someone whisper "Help me" Then let go of them and act like nothing happened. ~
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted over a year ago
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1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted over a year ago
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1) Prove a teacher wrong.
2) If in school in a test: if your teacher walks by cover up your test and glare suspiciously at them.
3) Get caught passing a note that says the teacher is great! See what happens.
4) When ever there's a sub teacher, change your accent.
5) Annoy your teacher by pretending to text under your desk while type numbers on your calculator.
6) Stare at your teacher and smile at them creepily.
7) Stare at your teacher.
8) Once your teacher has told you what your homework is, jump up on your desk and yell, "Objection!".
9) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
10) Get caught passing a note that says this teacher is great.
11) Pass a note to a friend in school (noticeably) that says"this teacher is great!"and see what happens.
12) Bring bouncy balls to class and send them everywhere when the teacher turns her back.
13) Leave your best friends # on a piece of paper and put it on your teachers desk saying "CALL ME!"
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List by deathding posted over a year ago
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Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started showing some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of you who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released by sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I said that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for you to get more detailed information, just go to Wikipedia or something, they'll tell you some really cool honest facts!

Mostly honest anyways, yeah I'm kidding.

So first off, the rules. Number 1, I can only list games I HAVE PLAYED, so no Gunstar Heroes, Rocket Knight Adventures, or Alien Soldier. (Also See honorable mentions later in this list.)
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Article by ShadowFan100 posted over a year ago
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I'm not sure if this issue has ever been discussed on here but I'll do this anyway. Right now, I feel it is time that I share my thoughts and feelings about whats on my mind: Gender roles

Look, I know some guys may actually LIKE some of the usual male stuff (and that's great, that's not really my issue) but I also know that not every guy is the same. Just because I am a "male", doesn't mean I have to be like the "traditional male"--and I don't want to be. My body may be male, but my physical appearance only shows you WHAT I am, not WHO. It's not supposed to. Being a male isn't (and shouldn't be) based on superficial things. It is about who were are on the inside.

Traditional male's love cars. I personally don't car for them. They're cool I guess.

Traditional male's love sports. I really don't. They're not "stupid" I just can't get myself to like em.

Traditional male's like out-door's stuff, like fishing and hiking. I don't like it that much. Though I do love nature at times--I admit it's beautiful.
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News by deathding posted over a year ago
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Title says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a list at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny top 15 in this club. Why top 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look forward to this and stay tuned to me if you don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a shower and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^

(Yeah I was kind of lazy writing this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much more on my list!)
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Fan fiction by DragonAura15 posted over a year ago
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Icy Walker
Poptropica: Avatars of Medallion Moon

Part 1

    "Icy Walker, you are needed in the Dome at once."
    As the intercom voice blared through the room, Icy Walker practically leapt out of his chair. "Finally!" he exclaimed. It seemed like forever since he had last heard those words. Hurriedly he got dressed and ready to go, rolling up his island map and practically stuffing it into his backpack. He was to host a mission, and as a Major rank and a Scholar, being late would set a bad example for the Trainees.
    When he reached the Dome, the central area of the building, Walker found the Caretaker, Mighty Typhoon, waiting. Beside him was the newest Trainee, White Bite, and next to her was- oh, no. Walker groaned inwardly. Crazy Bunny.
    Crazy Bunny was a Major and Scholar, just like Icy Walker, but she seemed to be his opposite. She never took anything seriously, usually running off to do her own thing, and jeopardizing Walker's thought-out approach.
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Article by purrloinedlove posted over a year ago
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Yeah you know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz you know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
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Opinion by alphawhitewolf posted over a year ago
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Ok that's it I'm doing it even if people didn't even wanted me to do it I'm doing it anyways.

Hello everybody welcome to Alpha's top ten list (and yes I called it that very unoriginal...) Well I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to list some of the worst fandoms of all of history. Oh and before I start this list, but it's pretty obvious that this is my opinion and I'm not here to hurt anyone. So here we go!!!!

10. Beliebers- You're probably wondering why this isn't higher and yes I find these fans really annoying!!! This is probably an example of an average crazy fangirl, but I don't have enough to say about this one so let's move on.

9. Twilight- Now you know what's more annoying than beliebers,Twilight fans. Now it really doesn't matter to me if you like Twilight or not, but unless you take it too far this starts to happen. (I love Edward better. No!!! Jacob is hotter) And this goes on and on and ON!!!

8. SkyDoesMinecraft- (Also known as the Sky Army) Now I've have watched some of his videos for the past three years. They're pretty funny which I have to admit, but then you get the fanbase. Now to imagine it...
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Opinion by Danndy posted over a year ago
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Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
Friends - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †



Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Friends - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Random Symbol - ♣


NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Friends - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His random Symbol - ‡


Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know more than you all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Friends - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her random sister - ♥



I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
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Article by -SkySplitter- posted over a year ago
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1. Dogs can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy by initiating cuddling.

2. In Iceland, more books are published and sold per person every year than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published author in their lifetime.

3. Hippo milk is pink.

4. President George W. Bush was a cheerleader during high school and university.

5. More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.

9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.

10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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Opinion by -SkySplitter- posted over a year ago
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Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

A. Wheres my tractor?

6. A: Knock knock!

B: Come in.

7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
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Article by BlackPetals posted over a year ago
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While getting out of shower/dressing: *One shoulder towel* I'M GREEK, MOTHERF*CKER! Oookay, and that's how you know I've had too much internet, *nervous laugh* With stories from the four corners of the world. The world is round, you stupid beisch, it doesn't have corners. Yes it does! IT'S ROUND. NO CORNERS. *Self STFU stare* THE ROUND PART IS THE CORNERS, YOU PRAT.
*Cornerception*
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I am the truth... You're dead to me.

*SNK fan, anyone?*
Eren: Don't drop that thun thun thun.
Eren and Armin: Eyy! Don't drop that thun thun thun!
Eren, Armin, and Levi: Don't drop that thun thun thun, don't drop that thun thun thun--
Mikasa: ... *Facepalm*

In shower: It's Leevi. No, uh... Leevei? Damn it.... Livee. No! Stupid brain, you're such a disgrace. >:I It's Leevee... oh goddamnit. Was it too hard, TOO HARD, TO GIVE THIS OCD HUNK A SPEECHABLE(idfk either) NAME? OH MY GOOOOOOD!

After shower: "An' no more Levi (Correct pronunciation) fic--" le gasp. " I said it right. I SAID IT RIGHT. SUCK IT!"
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Article by icare2 posted over a year ago
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What is it about fecundity that so appalls? Is it that with nature's bounty goes a crushing waste that threatens our own cheap lives?

by Annie Dillard
wakened myself last night with my own shouting. It must have been that terrible yellow plant I saw pushing through the flood-damp soil near the log by Tinker Creek, the plant as fleshy and featureless as a slug, that erupted through the floor of my brain as I slept, and burgeoned into the dream of fecundity that woke me up.

I was watching two huge luna moths mate. Luna moths are those fragile ghost moths, fairy moths, whose five-inch wings are swallow-tailed, a pastel green bordered in silken lavender. From the hairy head of the male sprouted two enormous, furry antennae that trailed down past his ethereal wings. He was on top of the female, hunching repeatedly with a horrible animal vigor.

It was the perfect picture of utter spirituality and utter degradation. I was fascinated and could not turn away my eyes. By watching them I in effect permitted their mating to take place and so committed myself to accepting the consequences—all because I wanted to see what would happen. I...
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News by nikkibellafan02 posted over a year ago
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Hey everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bass by Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a fan club about u and make the article their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then by all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. Or U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and top me.
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Article by nikkibellafan02 posted over a year ago
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This is for the Nyackers contest
Chorus: because u know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass no teble, I'm all about that bass bout that bass, no teble I'm all about that bass bout that bass No teble I'm all about that bass bout that bass no teble I'm all about that bass bout that bass. Yeah It's pretty clear I ain't a Juicy piece of meat but I'll let u eat it eat Like your suppose to do cause I go boom boom whenever U say said and all the right things in all the right spots. I see that guy over there hollerin hear juicy juicy If u got that booty booty just turn around cause every ounce of u is perfect from the booty to the thigh. Yeah, My mamma said don't worry about the call she said ''boys like a little more juice to satisfy U know I wont be some stick figure that U like so if that's what u into then Run along.
chorus: because U know I'm all about that bass no teble, bout that bass no teble, I'm all about that bass no teble, Bout that bass no teble, I'm all about that bass no teble bout that bass no teble, I'm all about that bass no teble, bout that bass no teble, Heyo! I'm bringing Juicy back go ahead and tell the skinny shanks that but I'm here to tell ya...
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Article by TheNyackers posted over a year ago
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Hey everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes you all know that sing All About Bass we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About Bass spoof or parody article will get to decide what our next article should be about and we will make a fan club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and you can't use your article to diss or make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to report you than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our articles

But feel free to share your article with whoever

Also we don't mean just share your article to us make one publish it show it to everyone and we will read it

We know our prize isn't too big cause that's because we can't promise anything too big but we can promise to do your idea for our article and we will also make a fan club about you it's May not seem like a big deal to you but that's all we've got if you don't want to join than don't join
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Opinion by BlondLionEzel posted over a year ago
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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to join their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged by you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before you Family Guy fans start to flame me, Meg is my favorite character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the show puts her in the wrong for standing up herself. Don't believe me? Lois and
Chris decide to be little f**ckers and beat Meg down.

After Peter, Lois, and Chris keep yelling mean-spirited things at Meg (which include pointing out her flaws and telling her how ugly she is), Meg starts to point out everyone else's flaws.
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List by Tanjiabo273 posted over a year ago
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Kisshia - Kisshia is more into fashion, she hates sports, but Kisshia is a Young 14 year old born in Paris, Kisshia is always a friend of Johannah
Susie - a young Ukrainian girl who is well almost the oldest, but Susie is a girl who is more into the boys a little, Susie likes to have aroung a young girl named Sassy
Nikky - Nikky is the one who is velvet, and always open minded, Nikky is a young Tuvaluan/Australian girl born in Tuvalu
Brian - Brian is Saudi Arabian And American, Brian is mostly called "BRITISH BRIAN" because he has a British Voice
Ryan - Ryan is Qatari and English, Ryan is the most perverted of the group, Ryan has a little sister named Alexis but born in separate places
Alexis - Alexis is Half Burmese and Half English, Alexis likes to keep things in mind. Alexis is a younger sister of Ryan
Sassy - Sassy is named sassy because she is the most Saasy of the group, Sassy has the real name of Himōro
Bee - Bee is bisexual Japanese girl, she lies a whole lot, she wants Ryan to be a friend of her. Bee is also known as Kiekō
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Article by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH posted over a year ago
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People don't seem to understand what Satanism truly is so here you go! x_x



There are different sects of Satanism. Joy of Satan Ministries is Spiritual Satanism.

Satanism is not a "Christian invention."

Satanism predates Christianity and all other religions.

Satanism is not about spooks, goblins, vampires, Halloween monsters or other related entities.

Satanism is not about "evil."

Satanism is not a "reaction to Christianity."

Satanism is not about death.

True Satanism is about elevating and empowering humanity, which was our True Creator (Satan's) intention.

We know Satan/Lucifer as a real being.

We know Satan to be the True Father and Creator God of humanity.

We know "Yaweh/Jehova" of the bible to be a fictitious entity, and the people behind coercing this lie, to be the true deceivers of humanity and the masters of lies. This is evident in the many contradictions within the Judeo/Christian Bible, revealing this text to be the work of human beings who had occult knowledge and infused it with power to...
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Guide by BlondLionEzel posted over a year ago
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rimson, Crimson, Crimson Helmet of V3
Double Typhoon, the Belt of Life
The wind-wheels of Strength and Technique spin
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood screams with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the limit of my strength
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

Blue, Blue, Blue Bike of V3
Hurricane Jump a flying machine
The wheels and wings defeat monsters
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood burns with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the limit of my life
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

White, White, White Muffler of V3
Twin wings that soar in the sky
Justice and Love protect the world
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood agitates with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the limit of my body
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
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Guide by BlondLionEzel posted over a year ago
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pproaching Shocker, the infernal army.
The black shadow aims for us,
Protecting the peace of the world.
Go! (x2) Let's Go! The Shining Machine
Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
Masked Rider (x2)
Rider (x2)

Approaching Shocker, the demonic army.
The black shadow aims for our friends,
Protecting the peace of the world.
Go! (x2) Let's Go! The Crimson Muffler
Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
Masked Rider (x2)
Rider (x2)

Approaching Shocker, the terrifying army.
The black shadow aims for our town,
Protecting the peace of the world.
Go! (x2) Let's Go! The Green-colored Helmet
Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
Masked Rider (x2)
Rider (x2)
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Guide by staankerdaskunk posted over a year ago
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. You can stuff a pillow with the rat fur on the couch alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. You don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
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Article by -SkySplitter- posted over a year ago
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Legend of Zelda Rap: By Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen you f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't you think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil

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Article by LonkFromPenns- posted over a year ago
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This is a true story. If anyone tells you it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots, all I saw was burnt leather, and the rubber part of my boots wasn't even there. I had a look of shock on my face, there was no food left. My family was incredibly poor and the most money we've ever got was a $20 bill. Sadly, where we lived, there was a famine, which meant all the crops died and the cows that ate the crops died, and the animals that ate the cows died. Or so my mom told me that's how it works.
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Guide by -SkySplitter- posted over a year ago
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Dramatic Song: By Toby Turner (A.K.A Tobuscus)

This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at writing words
If you don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.

You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm singing about
The lack of stuff I'm singing 'bout

This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as you don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would love this song
Please send it to her and she'll probably

Tell her foreign friends about the song
Her grandson or daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.

If the chorus sounds like Cold Play.
Then I put some la, la, las in there
La la la la la la la la la la la
Cold Play!

Hopefully your foreign grandma
listens to this song everyday
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Review by deathding posted over a year ago
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I have made a new-ish series a month ago called toxic and admirable fanfic reviews, where i review fanfics! I have many many fans and many think I am funny! So if you want comedy based bad and good fanfiction reviews, go on Fanfiction.net club and check em out! ^__^

I review the best and the worst in each one, and I love the support I get from my fans! I also have a youtube channel named jared potts if you're interested. I made a top 10 kirby boss fights video, at 700+ views, so check that out too!

Thanks guys, and as always, Keep it SHADY! :D
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Opinion by Brickleberry posted over a year ago
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The other night, I dreamed where I was Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb. While having lunch with Jeremy, I remembered that Phineas and Ferb made a time-traveling tape measure. This reminded me of how awful the Gravity Falls episode went, with Dipper and Mabel losing various items through several dimensions.

This prompted me to write about how Trent would cause tension between Courtney and Gwen if he competed in TDWT.

It went like this:

[I]Trent tells Tyler to reveal Duncan and Gwen's kiss, causing tension between Courtney and Gwen. Even though Trent and Tyler voted for Duncan, Chris ignored the votes and sent an intern home, so he can keep Duncan and the tension between Courtney and Gwen for another episode. This was true, since Gwen was eliminated for losing a [obviously rigged] tiebreaker in Australia. Even though Trent never meant to get her eliminated (in an unintentional way), Trent and Duncan worked together and throw Courtney off her game. However, in China, both Blaineley and Courtney get sent home, due to budget, and the fact that both girls were caught cheating by Heather. Duncan, at long last, gets eliminated when Trent...
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Review by PeacefulCritic posted over a year ago
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I was thinking about doing the "giant spider invasion." But being resist to the Gnomes were pretty bad. Let's just start the episode.*turns on Netflix*

The theme: of course it isn't bad at the same time it isn't that good. At some points it's catchy at others the lyrics gets a little too cliche.

Short video: And it's about how there is only one gnome with a pure heart. And they are resist about any of the others that aren't pixies so of course stead of making a fairy has a past problem with the gnomes. And their greed getting in the way of their broke kingdom and wanting revenge. That'll be a way to make it a better movie. But nope just an elf wanting to put them all in stone for no reason at all. Because you know elf. Has no reasoning for their actions. We don't get a back story. or a reason. Just cause their are evil and the only good thing in the world that isn't animals are pixies. Shall we go on.. No okay next.

Talk about the movie: Our main cast talks about
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Guide by BlondLionEzel posted over a year ago
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I usually like to make my characters after these tropes:

#1: The Hero

The hero (Applies to males and females) is a strong, determined, and just. He defeats his enemies but is willing to show weakness. He fights to defend others, and puts others before himself. It's always the heroes job to protect the weak.

#2: The Princess

The princess (Applies to females mostly) is a kind, gentle, and fair soul. She likes the Hero and despises the Villain. She usually like cute things, but you can change this if you like.

#3: The Villain

The villain likes to cause harm to others. He usually can be found making evil plots from his base of operations. He hates the hero because the hero is the opposite of him. The villain does horrible things like kidnap children, destroy cities, and kidnaps the princess.

#4: The Mentor

The mentor teaches the hero all needs to know and is usually where he finds his inspiration. Something you can do is have the villain kill the mentor so that the hero has more reason to fight the villain.
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Opinion by BlondLionEzel posted over a year ago
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#5: Miss Puff

Oh dear lord...after her Demolition Doofus performance, she's turned into a monster. She tried to freaking murder Spongebob!

#4: The Bikini Bottomites

These people are from the town of evil. They ruined Spongebob's dream (The Sponge Who Could Fly), Patrick's dream (Sing a Song of Patrick), they treated Squidward like a monster (Giant Squidward), did horrible things to Squidward after Patrick read Spongebob's diary (Little Yellow Book), and many more crimes.

#3: Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob is officially the little yellow devil. He crippled Miss Puff (Demolition Doofus), got a Nudibranch which almost murdered Gary (A Pal for Gary), got Patrick to pet-sit Gary (Pet Sitter Pat), and helped Mr. Krabs enslave wild animals (The Jellyfish Hunter).

#2: Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs is the ultimate scrooge who never turns good! He enslaved wild animals (The Jellyfish Hunter), pays his employees with fake money (One Coarse Meal), tries to drive Plankton to suicide (One Coarse Meal), sold rare animals for $5 (Pets or Pests), and many others.
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Article by CheetahGirl5147 posted over a year ago
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Well yes have these...Yes ALL of them at the same time so what I'm talking about is to hear what goes on my head when I'm really crazy or hyper...So first go here BAAUER - HARLEM SHAKE - 10 Hour Loop you type that in Youtube then go to settings.It's the gear and click on it then you will see 3 options but click on the speed it says normal but change it to 1.5 then pause it then get a new tab and go to Youtube and type in Nyan Cat 10 hours (original) then do the same thing as the harlem shake except click number 2 instead of 1.5. Then you get a new tab again and go to Youtube and type Awesome Face Song 10 Hours and then do the same and put 1.25 then new tab and Youtube then you type in Super Mario Bros. Can Can [10 hours] and put it 0.5 make sure It's not 0.25 It will muck things up. So then play them all at the same time and...There you go! What It sounds like when I'm crazy or hyper! And down there is...A picture of an example of what it LOOKS like...X3
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Opinion by KataraLover posted over a year ago
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This article kind of has a story to go along with it. You see, a few years ago I was going to make an article about my top 15 favorite animated characters but all I ever did was the title, the images, and character quotes. So I never got to making the article and it just stayed in my rough draft box all this time, just shows how lazy I am. Along with that, recently I made a video about my top 20 favorite fictional characters but youtube blocked it globally so no one could watch it so I just deleted it. Please comment but keep in mind this is just my opinion. Enjoy!

20.Aang and Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

It's hard for me to decide which one of these two I like more and I just had to have them on this list so I just gave them both the number 20 spot. These two are both really different and really similar at the same time. Aang is more fun-loving and positive while Zuko is more serious and negative. In the episode, "The Storm", you can see how much they're alike. They both have a complexity to them, like all the main characters on the show do. Zuko has been through so much with his father banishing him and burning...
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Article by deathding posted over a year ago
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Lives. What do you think of them? Have you ever found true happiness? Did you ever lose something valuable to you? Is there something constantly saying to you on your mind, "Please Don't Happen!"
Well, those all make your emotions deep. It's actually pretty obvious, when somebody steals the last cookie from the cookie jar, you get mad. Not on a personal level but anger gets induced into you.
Now, you're probably reading this and wondering what the hell I'm talking about. Well, my life.
I am not going to complain that it sucks and everything is so boring and nobody has a soul, but there are just some things, burning deep in my heart, that I need to get out. And maybe teach a lesson or two.
You see, I wasn't always a normal person. I was an average 5 year old going to kindergarten, but I was never really liked. Heck, I had no idea what it was like to be loved.
My sister was loud, mean, rude, and overbearing, my mom, no offense at all and I don't want to sound like a bully or a complainer, but she is so lazy always watching television. And my dad can be REALLY rude and loud at times and often makes me cry.
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Opinion by zanhar1 posted over a year ago
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So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my favorite characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past or fantasy time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs it most, the battery is shot because the group screw up left the lights on or it ran out of gas. However she’s the one who comes up with all the plans and strategies. The smart one of the group in essence and takes on the leadership role, much to the dismay of Icy and Azula. Neither of the two want to admit that she’s in charge, but everyone knows she is. I can also see Regina as the one to eventually find a solution/cure to the apocalypse, or at the very least find out how and why it had happened.
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List by goatfacewwe posted over a year ago
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There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
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Opinion by goatfacewwe posted over a year ago
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It was the year 2009, a young couple of nobodies arrived on the scene and one of those nobodies was a man by the name of Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino. I knew when I first saw him that I WASN'T gonna like him and sure enough I didn't. He had a bad reputation from the moment they showed him and it just kept getting worse. Not only that but he's a selfish, self-centered, ego driven guy that cares to much about his abs then he does people. When he signed up for Dancing with the stars It made me hate him even more because he cared too much about his show to even get in a day of training done. To add even more fuel to the fire he SHOULD of been sent home first but u people saved him for basically no reason whatsoever.
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Opinion by ITF posted over a year ago
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There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most of the purebred dogs in shelters are housebroken, have some basic obedience, and are well-behaved, affectionate pets. They have not abandoned their families--they are the victims.

How do dogs (and cats) end up abandoned in animal shelters? Its simple--people purchase puppies for all the wrong reasons:

On impulse because the puppy is adorable-all puppies are adorable-actually, all baby animals are adorable but with shorter life spans than humans, they quickly grow into gangly adolescents.
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News by goatfacewwe posted over a year ago
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There was once a kid on here by the name of Zackkem who had some pretty cool content on here. he had Like Top ten polls and other awesome things but the main thing was that he was a HUGE fan of one Ariana Grande and I think that it was wrong for Fanpop to Suspense him. So If u guys read this article please Help Campaign to get him back anyway possible. Also he was a pretty cool guy to talk to. Also if u guys don't mind Please contact Fanpop to ask what qualifies an account for suspension. Some of his Top ten polls Included Fave Tv actor, Fave female artist, fave reality show,fave movie actor, fave reality star, and fave song.
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Opinion by ITF posted over a year ago
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(written by ITF - also known as TheShadowWarrior - in memory of all the little goldfish in the world)


Here I swim, round and round
Same old thing, round and round
From morning's dawn to evening's light
I swim in circles day and night
My keeper's coming. Something new?
No, it's not. Just the same tasteless food.
Friends all gone and my water's stale,
I wanted a paradise, instead I got a jail.
What did I do? What have I done?
This bowl on the counter top, it ain't no fun.

Here I stay, round and round
In constant misery, round and round
People came to take a look
Like I was just a picture from a book,
No one considered that I have a life
Which should be full of joy, not pain and strife.
I would be better off to be a dog or be a cat
Who would never be confined to a bowl and left like that.
Does anyone care? Will anyone set me free?
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Opinion by Nick16 posted over a year ago
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Some of what I'm about to say regarding Fanpop.com Website's prevarications is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how what Fanpop.com insists are original philosophies are nothing more than warmed-over versions of Marxism. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, it has been said that it breaks my heart and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see Fanpop.com violate values so important to our sense of community. I, in turn, profess that some day, in the far, far future, it will realize that it throws a tantrum every time it doesn't get what it wants. This realization will sink in slowly but surely and will be accompanied by a comprehension of how I have a hard time reasoning with people who remain calm when they see Fanpop.com keeping us hypnotized so we don't call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least.
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Opinion by popular567 posted over a year ago
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Ok. Here is my crazy hetalia middle east story

One morning. Qatar got up and woke up everyone for breakfast. "Wake up everyone! Its time for breakfast." Shouts Qatar when she tried to wake up her younger sister Bahrain. And everyone went to the table. "What is this again? I really don't like this kind of food" says Libya when she sits down at the edge of the table. "WHO HATES PANCAKES???" shouts Qatar across the table after breakfast everyone took A joyride in the truck. "Ok. Who is driving? And where are we going" says Syria when she cross her arms. "Ok. So Kuwait is driving. And Kuwait where will we be going today?" Says Qatar . "TO THE COOKIE STORE" shouts Kuwait very cheerful. "No Kuwait. We are going to be going at Grammy's house" says Qatar "but Qatar!! We can't go over there. She is at bingo!" Shouts Iran. "Grammy is not going to be happy about this." Says Yemen. Qatar slapped Yemen in the face. "GRAMMY IS WHERE WE ARE GOING AND THAT IS FOR YOU TOO KUWAIT. AND YOU LIBYA AND.." shouts Qatar very loud. Everyone went back inside. Qatar went to. Saudi was on the couch eating pasta. "Hey babe" says Saudi. "Shut up" says Qatar
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Article by BlackPetals posted over a year ago
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(Literally sat down and typed this out...)

She gave away the secret.
She told him he was my crush.
I wanted her to keep it.
Now when he meets my eyes I blush.

Cheeks are red.
Heart is hammering.
I wasn't mistaken, wasn't misled.
Somewhere, others are yammering.

But in this closet, it's only us two.
This small room is full of me and you.
It should last.
It shouldn't end.

But afterwards, he told his friends.
I was just another girl he got alone.
I was just another girl to flirt with on the phone.
Whenever he was bored, when he had nothing to do.
I wasn't the first.
The first was you.

I met you the next day,
You told me the truth.
It hurt at first,
As you well knew.

Now we are friends,
Brought together by disappointment.
I hope this parade of girls with broken hopes ends.
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Article by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH posted over a year ago
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Eve's drawing
A woman runs from a soldier from the army F.E.A.R. She clutches a necklace as she runs through the desert. She’s out of breath but keeps going, knowing that if she stops she’ll die. She looks back often as thoughts run through her troubled mind.
‘When will we kill them? Or will they win? Will the rebels or F.E.A.R. prevail?’
Her heartbeat quickened and it grew harder to breath every second. But she pushed on. The soldier of F.E.A.R. was closing in on her. She cried out as she saw F.E.A.R. just behind her.
As the soldier approached her she spun around and held the necklace in front of her, trying to repel it. The soldier swung his weapon, knocking the necklace from her hands. She fell to the ground and began franticly trying to get back up. However F.E.A.R. was hovering over her, chasing her backwards, jabbing the weapon towards her. Suddenly he reared back and stabbed her in the stomach.
Warm blood flowed from the open wound and onto the ground. The necklace lay beside her hand and drops of blood trickled onto the edges of the symbol. To the rebel the world was a blur. The cloudy sky above her head seemed to be fading, slowly fading...
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Article by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH posted over a year ago
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The kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you, not in a mansion of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood and God is there. Lift a stone and you will find God.

‘Angel or beast along with powerful forces. The Wild Ones appear,’ a young girl named Eve Black wrote in her notebook. She continued for awhile, finishing with ‘an army large enough to destroy the mass of the matriarch.
Her journal was full of a story she had been writing about The Wild Ones and The Legion of the Black. She hurried to school. She waved to a few friends and went to her first class- history. She sat down and put in her earbuds.
You’ve been running for so long, still breathing
Hoping soon to find a song worth singing
Every chapter of this note, they’re reading
But you’re slowly losing hope on bleeding
The lyrics of Devil’s Choir blasted into her ears and she pulled out her notebook again. She began to write.
‘Victim to the dark seduction of the serpent matriarch, together The Wild Ones and this Legion of the Black march against the army of F.E.A.R. in an effort to free mankind from the bondage of F.E.A.R. and...
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Fan fiction by Tailsfan99 posted over a year ago
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Jeremy:Yeah, why wouldn't I?" ???:"Exactly! Now follow the stranger into this magic portal!" Suddenly, Jeremy felt a rumble. Jeremy:"Hey! What are you doing!?" Just then Jeremy blacked out. He then woke up in a castle? Jeremy:"Where am I!?" ???:"Your in Margonia! Names Oliver. Don't you know that fictional things are real? Mario's a nice guy, he's kind of annoying with his jumping sound effects, and Sonic is...well, OK. I mean, you don't really get used to giant talking foxes and stuff that easily.

And don't even get me STARTED on this guy! I mean, who would be bad-ass enough to carry a sword and shield, but still has a fucking fairy!!! Just then, some one walked in the room. ???:"Oh, so he's here! The hero that the prophecy's told of! Oliver:"Erm...yes,your highness." ???:"Since i'm your cousin, call me Cecilia."

Oliver:"Yes, of course." Yeah, so that's with cheese and, OH! YES! Um...I was getting some..........paint! So anyway, Jeremy was blankly staring at the picture of a golden double-bladed sword on the window over the throne. Jeremy:"Is that..." Cecilia:Yes, it indeed is." Oliver:"The hero's sword is the only thing powerful enough to defeat...
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Fan fiction by Tailsfan99 posted over a year ago
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THE LEGEND OF HIRO:EPISODE 1, THE HERO'S SWORD
It was a sunny night, in the peaceful state of New Mexico. Jeremy had not been able to sleep for the past 3 days. He had been suffering strange dreams of some...sword. Made of unbreakable gold and had two blades. But the thought of the sword faded as he heard a scream and.....woke up in his bedroom. "JEREMY!!!YOUR LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!SO GET YOUR SORRY SELF TO THE FRONT DOOR!!!NOW!!!" Jeremy knew that he WAS, in fact late, but only by a minute. He quickly got dressed and brushed his hair and teeth, then passed his red-faced mother and went off to school. Jeremy was a wimpy boy with bright blond, spiky hair, and a very skinny body. After a boring,normal day at school with no friends to talk to, he went straight to bed without even thinking about his homework, for he was wondering if he was going to have another dream. But this time it was no dream. He saw his window open, and herd a voice from his closet. He opened it slowly to find......"Hi!" There was a strange boy in his closet. Jeremy:"Who...who are you?" ???:"I could be anyone. for all you know I could be a gay version of Justin Bieber! Wait, he's already gay. Well anyway i'm...
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Opinion by Tailsfan99 posted over a year ago
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Why do so many people use Facebook? Well for one, I think that so many people use it because of
persuading. There are millions of videos, posts peoples opinions,so people would want to see all of them. Facebook can also persuade you to make an account, because you may want to comment your opinion on something, but need to make a profile to do that. It's like Facebook combines all of the popular types of websites such as: Gaming websites,video websites(Youtube),and sites like Fanpop! Facebook is a persuading brainwashing site that I
do not recommend going to. Facebook CAN attract anyone. Facebook is sort-of like some businesses. For example: Have you ever walked into a grocery store and noticed deals you think are better like 5.00 for 1 can each of tuna, but only 20.00 for a four-set container with four cans of the same exact tuna? Well yes, that's sort-of what facebook does. ©2014Tailsfan99(Fanpop),all rights reserved.
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Review by Tailsfan99 posted over a year ago
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Frozen," the latest Disney musical extravaganza, preaches the importance of embracing your true nature but seems to be at odds with itself.

The animated, 3-D adventure wants to enliven and subvert the conventions of typical Disney princess movies while simultaneously remaining true to their aesthetic trappings for maximum merchandising potential. It encourages young women to support and stay loyal to each other—a crucial message when mean girls seem so prevalent—as long as some hunky potential suitors and adorable, wise-cracking creatures also are around to complete them.

It all seems so cynical, this attempt to shake things up without shaking them up too much. "Frozen" just happens to be reaching theaters as Thanksgiving and the holiday shopping season are arriving. The marketing possibilities are mind-boggling. And in the tradition of the superior "Beauty and the Beast" and "The Little Mermaid," surely "Frozen: The Musical" will be headed to the Broadway stage soon. The songs – which are lively and amusing if not quite instant hits—are already in place.
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Review by Tailsfan99 posted over a year ago
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In the past six months alone, dozens of studies examining the health impact of drinking sugary beverages or diet soda have been published in medical journals. Some suggested a relationship; others did not.

Sometimes, the media coverage of these studies took the researchers by surprise.

That was the case for epidemiologist Hannah Gardener, PhD, of the University of Miami. In February, she presented early results from her ongoing research at a health conference, and was completely unprepared for the media attention it received.

The story appeared on all the major networks, in most major newspapers, and on the Internet, including WebMD.

The early findings showed a 48% increase in heart attack and stroke risk among daily diet soda drinkers, compared to people who did not drink diet sodas at all or did not drink them every day.

Most reports cautioned that the findings were preliminary and did not prove that diet sodas cause stroke.
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Article by Trinity360 posted over a year ago
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Yes before you ask me 'oh my god go to the assassins creed club' there won't be half of the people there to see this post.

So spoiler alert.

This will relate to ac4 and rogue.

So we all know the main protagonists will die later in every game (some by murderers and other cause of old age) But the new protagonist die's way earlier then expected, but both of the games are based in the 18th century, and you can find some 'templar armor' in the Great Iguana hideout. So now I directly propose a theory towards both of the games now. So here is the first clue, Rogue is set between 1752 and 1761 during the Seven Years' War and will take place in various North American locations, including the frozen North Atlantic, the Appalachian River Valley, Alabama, New York and Quebec.

The North atlantic has the great Iguana in it (well in game :/) Witch holds the Armour, and there is 5 keys to unlock it that are with some of the highest templar commanders in the game in ac4 and considering it has a house that has been growing lots of vegetation nearly covering up the house on the cliff. It seems that the owner left or died ago, [b] or died...
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Guide by BlondLionEzel posted over a year ago
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Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all you can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your heart and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all you can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do you think this age is testing us?

Power is awakened in an unknown area
Unleash the light, aim for the ultimate level!
We will all clear a series of trials
And overcome what we are now
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Guide by BlondLionEzel posted over a year ago
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Nobody believes in the end of the world
A sadistic melody thunders through the air
Darkness was born, Darkness haunts, and Darkness rules
Fill this world rampant with despair with an insane love

Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war.

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands

Nobody notices the darkness in hearts
Nobody can hear the screams from the heart
Covered in lies, controlling lies, and lies are allowed
Fill this society filled with hypocrites with rotten dreams

And the All spark was lost to the far reaches to the space
Searching for every star, every world,
Drew us to an unknown planet called…

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
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Article by slenderman777 posted over a year ago
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I Always liked the Mario creepypastas. they were good and might i add not that creepy....that all changed when.... i had the dream...so i went to bed i woke up and first thing. everyone was dead. my brothers. my sisters. my parents. friends .random other people all dead. then out of no where Mario came out of nowhere. he started to say something. he said."survive my deadly maze and you will live but fail and you will die" i then was in a maze. walking what seemed like hours of no point of ending.at this point i was scared out of my mine.just then Mario Came at me and said "you failed my maze therefore you must be dead" it was at this point i woke up Screaming. i was back in the real world. the end
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Article by Dr6112002 posted over a year ago
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~ barium tetraiodomercurate

~ barium hexafluorosilicate

~ beryllium acetylacetonate

~ barium pyrovanadate

~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon

~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride

~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate

~ tetrahydrocannabinol

~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride

~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine

~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide

~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate

~ tetrafluoroethylene

~ bromoisobutyric acid

~ cyclopentadienyl anion

~ acetylbutyric acid

~ butyl glyoxylate    

~ hydroxypropyl acrylate

~ propyl pyruvate

~ decaprenoastaxanthin





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Article by Dr6112002 posted over a year ago
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~ being able to affirm others for who they are and not for what they can do or what they can give.
~ being able to love simply, so that others may simply live.
~ not excluding but including, for the good of all.
~ calling forth the other to see his/her mistakes.
~ being of service to others.
~ the art of giving.
~ not really blind. You need eyes to see the other as other, to see the goodness and value of another person. Antoine de Saint-Exupery said, "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
~ not possessive or dominating. Love says "I want you to become what you want to be. I want you to be where you will truly be happy and a better person. I will help you realize your own personality and dreams in life."
~ bringing out the best in the other. "I have become a better person because I was loved."
~ giving meaning to lives of others.
~ creating a new, better you and me.
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Article by ShadowFan100 posted over a year ago
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There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry or start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right or wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights and crap.

What I mean is that, its similar to this....

Believer: "Your view is wrong! You're gonna burn in Hell!"

and then....

Non-believer: "No, you're wrong! You're belief is illogical!".

Now I know people have their own thoughts on how they view things (which is fine) but its when they use their views of things to cause unnecessary, silly arguments. And I get it, not every human will get along but I know if some tried, they'd find that life is easier when we realize...
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Opinion by BelleRose829 posted over a year ago
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Opinion by octaviavsdjpon3 posted over a year ago
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randomness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Article by blueberry0x1 posted over a year ago
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CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN BY THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a list of celebs who have been turned down by their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We love a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”

Justin Bieber: “My first crush was when I was 13, in my little town in Canada. I asked her out and she said no.”

Harry Styles asked Jillian Harris, a 32-year-old reality star, for her number, but she said “I'm way too old for you”, and later said she would never date an 18-year-old.

Liam Payne asked the same girl out 22 times! He said “"She always said no. Finally, I sang to her and then she said she’s go out with me. [Then] she dumped me the next day.”
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Guide by blueberry0x1 posted over a year ago
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1.Go out for coffee
2.Cut a stencil and put a design on an old t-shirt
3.Learn a new recipe
4.Properly fold all of your cloths
5.Find a marker with a blue or green lid and run around pretending it’s a sonic screwdriver
6.Walk to McDonalds and get a McFlurry
7.Organize your iTunes library and make sure everything has album art
8.Start a blog
9.Read through old posts on your favourite blog
10.Have a movie marathon
11.Ride the transit all the way around, until you’re back to where you started
12.Make a friendship bracelet for yourself
13.Shave off all your body hair
14.Go shopping with only $5
15.Try to invent a new way to play solitaire
16.Take a really long bath
17.Sleep
18.Pretend you’re on a cooking show and talk out loud while cooking
19.Catalogue your home library
20.Go to the library
21.Count all the blue things in your house
22.Build a fort!
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Article by blueberry0x1 posted over a year ago
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Justin
I think Selena and Justin's drama has to stop. If they break up they have to understand that they are done, but if one of them still feel for each other than they can talk it over.But the Relationship has to stop now. Selena should stop making Justin jealous and just accept he is moving on and so does Justin beiber. He should also stop. People don't care anymore of them. People are just annoyed how they have on and off relationship. If they get back together they should at least make it last long. If they can not just deal with the relationship they should just break up for REAL! But hey! That is just my opinion.
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Article by humpherywolf34 posted over a year ago
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The Teenage Boy
Chapter 1
Brett

There is a kid, a male, age of 15, in the 9th grade. He has brown hair that stops at the nape of his neck. He has bangs that cover his right eye, he likes to keep his hair behind his ears, he has dark blue eyes. He never sweeps it away from his right eye, never. He is in his bed, a king size bed with covers with a unique design, of the colors red, blue, and green, which are his favorite colors. He likes listening to various music, he has albums of The Wanted, Five Finger Death Punch, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Lorde, One Republic and Hollywood Undead.

He is sleeping, it is six in the morning on a Monday. Beep, beep, beep, beep, bee - - The noise is cut short by Brett. He groans and gets out of bed he brushes his hair to the right. He puts on some black Levi jeans, A brown T-shirt with a design of a skate park. He scoots into the kitchen and pulls out honey bunches of oats, the honey roasted kind, he gets a glass of milk and then he begins to pour in the cereal. Next, the milk, then he gets a spoon out and...
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List by BlondLionEzel posted over a year ago
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#5: Death of Cliffjumper (Transformers Prime)

I know we didn't know a thing about the guy, but he died a heroes death.

#4: Death of Mothra (Rebirth of Mothra)

Mothra saves her son Mothra Leo, but drowns in the process. This one is sad because Mothra was a very kind mother.

#3: Death of Burai (Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger)

Burai's left was bound by the Green Candle, kept hidden in the Lapseless Room, which was destroyed by Bandora ,killing Burai.

#2: Death of Godzilla (Godzilla vs Destroyah)

Godzilla, who is on the verge of nuclear meltdown (which would destroy the whole Earth), losses his son, who was killed by Destroyah. Godzilla retaliates be killing Destroyah. Finally, Godzilla begins to melt, and the humans use special freezing weapons to keep Godzilla from killing everyone. Godzilla melted right before my eyes. As a child, it was like watching Superman or Optimus Prime melt to death. Thankfully, Godzilla's son is revived and becomes the new King of the Monsters!
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Opinion by -SkySplitter- posted over a year ago
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Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.

"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
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Opinion by -SkySplitter- posted over a year ago
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On the internet, nearly anyone respects someones opinion. People tell each other to go to hell for disliking something. Like, if you were to say you hate Miley Cyrus some fan might say go to hell even though you were just saying your opinion. This is really bad. People aren't getting proper respect of their own opinions. This is how I feel about it. :/


















This article is really short. And I mean really really short. Like little baby kitten short. Or puppy... or cub.... or sushi.... or chick.... the chicken kind....
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Article by misscrazel posted over a year ago
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Why are so many people so mean? Why is there child abuse?
I noticed something strange at school. When someone cries no one asks them what's wrong. They'll point it out to others, but no one does anything. It's almost like they're afraid. I wondered why they didn't say anything later, but I didn't either. I think sometimes people don't want to interfere or maybe it's because no one else does something. Then again humans could just be cold hearted and ignorant.
People shouldn't feel so sad that they harm themselves or others. People shouldn't be so cruel as to let others feel that way.
Almost everyone experiences depression in their life.



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Fan fiction by misscrazel posted over a year ago
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I realized I loved Ashley a while ago. We were onstage and my microphone cut out. I was forced to use Ashley’s until mine was fixed. For just a moment our lips brushed together and I realized I loved him.
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It was the end of Valentine’s Day. I wished I could get something for Ashley. Maybe next year I would be braver. I was alone in my room when I decided to call Ashley. I wouldn’t tell him I loved him yet, I just wanted to hear his voice. I picked up my phone and dialed his number. As I held the phone to my ear I heard a faint ring.

‘Hello?’ I heard Ashley’s voice.

‘Hi,’ I said, ‘this is Andy.’

‘It’s the middle of the night,’ he replied, ‘What do you need?’

‘I was just, uh, going to ask you something,’ I stumbled over my words, ‘sorry.’

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