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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 5 months ago
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: You know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You were supposed to make them laugh you idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot? You're the one that got a zero on your english test!
Audience: *Stop booing, and laugh*
Tom: See? They laughed. *Looking at audience* Good ponies. Who wants a special treat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: They aren't dogs.
Tom: Well I wish they were. I wouldn't mind being a dog. Now, for today's crossover parody, we got Welcome Back Potter.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 5 months ago
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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing by a tree overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even more. When John actually loses his temper and shoots at the man... Nothing happens.. It's as if he is incapable of dying.

JOHN MARSTON: DAMN YOU!

STRANGE MAN: Yes, many have.



#2: RANDELL FORRESTER:
Course, it sort of loses its edge when you whip out your double barreled shotgun and kill the cannibal without him even putting up a fight. That line's genuinely creepy, though...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 5 months ago
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The Nut House? Well, I'll tell you. It's a restaurant, similar to one for humans, only this is for shapes. I think you already figured that out. You see, in this world, there are no humans. Only shapes, or talking inanimate objects like myself.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 5 months ago
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Great to see you again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never said we weren't going to do jokes.
Master Sword: Yes you did.
Tom: No I didn't.
Master Sword: Well I'm pretty sure you did.
Tom: Yeah, well that's your opinion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, M*A*S*H Ponies On The Rails
Master Sword: And this is a crossover of.. Do we even have to say it? It's got both of the titles from the shows right there for you!
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 5 months ago
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1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has you reunite a zoophile with his favorite horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when you do the "right" thing, you often end up making people's lives worse. You give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with you to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who you helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.


#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging you to kill him. It's up to you to decide whether or not to oblige him. All because some random crazy guy told you they ate babies. Nice one, Marston.
Least there's a easteregg in GTA 5, where the parody this scene, where it was a guy dressed up as one, and even barks for some reason.


#3:
Seth lost his family, business, and his sanity in a search for treasure.. And in the end all he got was a glass eye.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 5 months ago
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Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.

Song: link

Coming soon to this very club.


Sean: *Going 75 miles an hour with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with Austin*
Jazlin: *Going 80 miles an hour with five coaches. She passes Andrew*
Andrew: *Waiting in a siding for Jazlin to pass*
Edward: *Switching freight cars in the yard*
Mike: *Leaving the yard with 40 freight cars*
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Fan fiction by PeachyKeen1994 posted 5 months ago
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Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJsBKZJ1zkI

Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your report cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good report card. (Sugar sees her report card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and date for your Student of the Year award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my report card, again. But I can swap my report card with Ella's. I could just cross out and switch our names on our report cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her report card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
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Opinion by ace2000 posted 6 months ago
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So these are just a handful of the opinions I have that I think are unpopular. Keep in mind that these are my opinions :)

Mother Teresa was no saint.

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Alcoholic beverages all smell too awful to drink.

Candy that doesn't include chocolate is usually not worth eating.



The multiverse exists.



Pie is better than cake.



Bananas are best slightly green.



French fries are usually meh.



Oreos don't taste very good.



Operatic vocals need more serious recognition outside the classical music world, because operatic vocals are the best vocals.
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Opinion by Renegade1765 posted 6 months ago
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Before I talk about my complaints, I want to say that I'm not homophobe, nor do I hate the LGBT community. Throughout the years, many bisexual and transexual people have faced prejudice and hatred for no reason, other being romantically interested in the same gender. I support their decision, because it makes them different and unique from others. Heck, if my child was gay/lesbian, I wouldn't mind.

Now, the reason why I wanted to write this article is because I have 4 complaints about community that bother me. Again, I'm not attacking anyone who is gay or anything like that; it's just there are some things that bother me.

1."Pride"
This is smaller one, but it's something that really irks me. When I typed in "Pride", I thought I was going to get information about the noun, the 7th sin, or even the character from Fullmetal Alchemist. But instead, I found images about people dressing in rainbow outfits, and promoting "Gay Pride". I'm not against promoting it, because it's nothing to be ashamed off. But I don't see how "pride" could be related to be gay. According to Dictionary.com, pride is defined as: "a high or inordinate opinion of one's own...
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Opinion by miisous92 posted 6 months ago
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Hello ! welcome
if you don't give a f**k ,then go on your life.
this means nothing ,i'm playing
Question 1:who are you?
Answer :i'm just human being with alien benefits.
Q2: do you have any kind of personality?
Answer: may be muffin structure ,with cocktails smoothie taste

Q3: 5+3*5=?
A: in math it equals 24
But in coding it's only 18
cause it counts 3*5 first then add 5 to it.

Q4 :why are you here on fanpop?
A:good question ,but don't know
may be my scary muffin structure called me here.
kind of unknown feelings brought me here.

Q5: Did you ever write a journal?
A: with a lot swears just kidding, i love writing
but i have boring personality who is not into looks

Q6: Do you believe in second chances?
A: yes, but you who would give it to yourself

Q7: What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you?
A: i'm not into looks, so they think i'm poor or something
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Opinion by THaSlimJim posted 6 months ago
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in case u forgot waht my icon looks like
1. he is going to try really hard to type nicely for this even tho he is kind of high

2. he did this same thing with a wiki once but no one noticed i think??? he tried to makeit like wikipedia but he is bad at this.

3. oh i guess the wiki thing is here link

4. idk if he can make it to 100 facts???

5. idk he's a gay japan if you did not no that

6. he ha a hard time typing things nicely

7. he was born on the spooky day

8. this is al in the wiki article that no1 red

9. typing is hard.


10. when he wrte this he has 106 fans

11. exactly 100 props

12. zero medals

13. he thinks death note is cool

14. he is not that 1 specific pic of L he spams on his
gallery

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List by jlhfan624 posted 6 months ago
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Because why not, right?

1. My favorite foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. Or tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I love love love LOVE retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My favorite colors are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.

8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or not.
11. I have a Pinterest.
12. I collect DVD's. I have many. Many.

13. My favorite TV show is and always will be 24.
14. I even met my hero Kiefer Sutherland and got my picture taken with him!
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 6 months ago
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are you called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then you would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: You will one day my friend. You will one day. *Looking at audience* Now, we're gonna start off our show with a segment we like to call Crossover Parodies, and that's when we make a crossover of something, and make fun of it.
Master Sword: That's right, and our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 6 months ago
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a month since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban* Get him inside.
Narrator: I was on a mission, trading information with a Chinese agent. They wanted to know about North Korea, and we wanted to know about the recent terrorist attacks in England. I still had the files on me. I was just hoping the Feds wouldn't find them.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 6 months ago
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#1: MY SISTER'S EX:
Learning that someone not only cheated on your little sis, but was caught.. It tends to leave certain emotions.

#2: EVERYONE ON TUMBLR:
And Rob Dyke would put me on his show for it.

#3: NICHOL ARBOUR:
Yes, if I had to hit a girl.

#4: MY COUSINS EX:
Again, if I had the balls to hit a girl.. Well, at least toliet her house, like in the movies.. I mean, the girl been part of our family 5 years, and did we ever get a thank you for the cruise ride, the really expense meals, the christmas gifts?.. Nope, after Shane and her broke up, she took our money, and went on with her life. And even did a swimsuit calander, to add insult to injury.

#5: MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLY:
Just for kicks.

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 6 months ago
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 6 months ago
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Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Opinion by Canada24 posted 6 months ago
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Random picture, with no connection to the story
I made this when I first started writing. So the grammer isn't very good..


Grady Edwards. A constant on the run serial killer, that is always changing his name. Today he met Susan at the grocery store, he introduced himself as David Harris. He pretended to be divorced, but in reality he murdered his old wife, and her family. "Yep, she was mad at me for my constant tenancy to take shit in the pool" David said. Everyone took a step back. David walked away. Unaware of the danger it will eventually cause Susan asked David to stay with her family. He agreed.

Susan's oldest son, Michael was returning from military school. His family had a surprise party waiting for him, and when he arrived the party had started. Michael met David and he lead the two down towards the basement. He tried befriending him over drinks. "We will bring the family together, farther and son" David said. "STEP farther" Michael said. "Of curse" David said with a grin. "What if mom disagrees?" Michael asked. "Then I'll have to kill her" David whispered to himself. "WHAT!" Michael cried. "WHAT!" David cried. "Did you just say your kill my mother" Michael asked. "No" David said quickly....
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 months ago
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I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, showing Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song (Start at 0:05): link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 Magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots? Or only five? Well to tell you the truth I kinda lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* You gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you punk? Do...
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Guide by miisous92 posted 7 months ago
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What is good life? What is happiness? What is success? What is pleasure? How should I treat other people? How should I cope with unfortunate events? How can I get rid off unnecessary worry? How should I handle liberty?


1- Be a Responsible Human Being. Approach yourself with honesty and thoroughness; maintain a kind of spiritual hygiene; stop the blame-shifting for your errors and shortcomings.

2-Worry only about the things that are in your control, the things that can be influenced and changed by your actions, not about the things that are beyond your capacity to direct or alter.

3-Experience True Pleasure. Avoid shallow and transient pleasures. Keep your life simple. Seek calming pleasures that contribute to peace of mind. True pleasure is disciplined and restrained.

4- Experience True Pleasure. Avoid shallow and transient pleasures. Keep your life simple. Seek calming pleasures that contribute to peace of mind. True pleasure is disciplined and restrained.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 months ago
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Article by miisous92 posted 7 months ago
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1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant salamander can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest salamander in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a day in the age of dinosaurs was just 23 hours long.

5-There are more than 1,200 water parks in North America.


6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh about as much as a half gallon (2L) of milk.

9-You lose about 50 to 100 hairs a day.

10-New Jersey has the highest concentration of shopping malls.

11-All apes laugh when they are tickled.

12-In Japan, instead of a "man in the moon," people see a "rabbit in the moon."
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 months ago
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Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to cross the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the limit of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train, going over the car*
Ian: *Watching Sean avoid the car*
Sean: *Gets himself, and his train back on the tracks* Good thing this commercial has no logic, otherwise I would have killed that guy.
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Article by Kibahina96 posted 7 months ago
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My Dream: Go To FullMetal Alchemist and meet Alphonse(Al). (Yeah I know. be quiet.I dont tell you what to dream about!!!)

My best friend: My laptop and anime. (No im not a nerd. Im just shy.)
Favorite Color: Black
Why i like that color: Its the color of a wolves fur and alot of animals and i love wolves and animals.
Pets: I have one dog named Princess. (She's a Jack Russell and Chiwawa mix.)
Favorite music: Country and Pokemon or anime.
Well thats it I guess.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 months ago
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Song: link

Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to cross the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the limit of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train, going over the car*
Ian: *Watching Sean avoid the car*
Sean: *Gets himself, and his train back on the tracks* Good thing this commercial has no logic, otherwise I would have killed that guy.
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