1) Go into a phone store, look at the sales person, hold out a banana and tell them you want to upgrade to an apple.
2) On New Years Eve at 11: 55 order a pizza then at 12:01, New
Year's day, call and complain I ordered this last year!
3) Go into a public restroom then after a few seconds, yell "LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!" then drop something heavy into the toilet.
4) Order a pizza 3 minutes before new year and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn year ago" and scream in frustration.
5) Go into a supermarket, and in the produce section, find a pineapple. Grab it and shake it violently, screaming, COME OUT SPONGEBOB, I KNOW YOUR HOME!!
6) Super glue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
7) When someone knocks at the door, knock back and see how long it goes on for.
8) Get into a crowded elevator and say," I bet your all wondering why i gathered you here today."