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Article by deathding posted 27 days ago
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

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Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as you can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should never send a mouse to do a mans job
I got armor so thick you won't even dent me
And although I move slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee

Your a 2 year old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your ass man, it's my freaking duty
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Article by deathding posted 27 days ago
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

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Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing more than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 year old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring you to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm a mighty king, standing tall and proud!
I'm f**king rich, famous, and beat you by a mile
Who are you, a french pedophile?

I got the muscle, swag, brains and brawn
Your more pathetic than the Sonic character Antoine!
You want to soar through the skies? Be my guest!
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Article by Zachary124 posted 1 month ago
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listen guys you all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I said horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a second chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if you don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten you or go after you if you don't don't worry

but if you do forgive me you wont regret it I promise

please forgive

also don't report me please just read the article and don't report me I wont be mean ever again

if you guys forgive me awesome if you don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all
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