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Zodiac

posted by LaurieLisa717

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Aquarius January 20 -February 18

Your element: Air

Your ruling planets: Uranus

Symbol: The Water Bearer

Your stone: Amethyst

Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries

Vibration: High frequency

Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original

Pisces February 19 -March 20

Your element: Water

Your ruling planets: Neptune

Symbol: The Fish

Your stone: Bloodstone

Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large

Vibration: Erratic Energy levels

Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities.

Aries March 21 -April 19

Your element:...

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Some things guys should know about girls...

posted by jnrm

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From a girls point of view...

1. If you want to go out with a girl UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU WAIT FOR HER TO ASK YOU OUT, you have to do it yourself girls just expect it of you.

2. NEVER tell or hint to a girl that she needs to lose some weight even if your just joking

3. I know alot of guys think that by being a jerk to a girl they will like you. it just makes them want to have nothing to do with you

4. If you want a girl to know you like them without actually telling them, stare at them as much as you can you may think that they will find it creepy but they take it as a hint that you like...

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50 bored things to do

posted by Jasonfan44

It is also a youtube video

1: Run around in circles until you puke

2: Stare at someone and don't say anything

3: Bang your head off the wall and try not to get a headache.

4: Get into a conversation with the wall

5: Go outside and pretend you are on a reailty T.V show

6: Watch T.V when it's off

7: Try to create another language and speak it to someone else

8: Try to do chin ups on your shower curtain bar(Not recomanded)

9: Get angry at someone for no good reason

10: Make reservations at McDonalds

11: Ask Olive Garden if they have a children's play pen

12: Look at all the words you can make with the word...

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14 Ways : How To Annoy Your Class Mates

posted by chillyneon

1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your desk or forehead.

2 = If you have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's Next Top Model every day.

8 = Ask them every day to sit next to them at lunch, but at lunch say you were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.

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Anubis

posted by Skater_Girl_1

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Anubis (Ancient Greek: Ἄνουβις) is the Greek name for a jackal-headed god associated with mummification and the afterlife in ancient Egyptian religion. In the ancient Egyptian language, Anubis is known as Inpu (variously spelled Anup, Anpu, and Ienpw). According to the Akkadian transcription in the Amarna letters, Anubis' name was vocalized as Anapa. The oldest known mention of Anubis is in the Old Kingdom pyramid texts, where he is associated with the burial of the Pharaoh. At this time, Anubis was the most important god of the dead but he was replaced during the Middle Kingdom by...

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A Random Story (WARNING: RANDOMNESS MAY CAUSE BRAIN TO EXPLODE)

posted by katetekiku

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One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....

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10 fun things to do at the Dollar Store

posted by MsPropHouse

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1 Beg your mom and dad to buy you something

2 Sing a song from your favorite artist (If you like the movie Lemonade Mouth sing songs from them too)

3 Push a shopping cart into the check out lines

4 Throw items in your shopping cart that you don't need

5 Talk really loud so everyone can hear you

6 Walk behind your parents and act like you don't know them

7 Go up to random people and say "Hi"

8 Babble like an idiot

9 Say your favorite show's title's name

10 Talk about your favorite TV show idol or singer

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Funny Urban Dictionary Definitions

posted by smileypop9

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When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

link
There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT...

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Super Scribblenauts Randomness

posted by ky-chan

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First, if you don't know what Scribblenauts is - google it. RIGHT NOW!

If you DO know what it is...I shall continue, or rather, you shall continue to read...anyways, I got the newest game of Scribblenauts (called Super Scribblenauts) which allows you to not only make even more unimaginable things, but also change its size, colour, texture, mood and status (ie. flying, angry...)

The following was what my little cousin and I thought up (don't kill me please...).

First (no wait...I already put that...) okay, uhh...after starting up the game I changed my avatar from Maxwell to the Goth Chick and went...

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Funny ways to annoy a teacher!!

posted by RaydKaydiroxs

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1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any more questions say " why does my dogs breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ love (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells you to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if you dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...

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the ABC's of ex-lovers

posted by karpach_13

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A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without...

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Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom

posted by Shelly_McShelly

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1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...

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100 things to do before you die. . .

posted by yashar_safavi

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# Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

# Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

# Swim with a dolphin.

# Skydive.

# Have your portrait painted.

# Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure you use it.

# Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

# Watch the launch of the space shuttle.

# Spend a whole day eating junk food without feeling guilty.

# Be an extra in a film.

# Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

# Make love on a forest floor.

# Make love on a train.

# Learn to rollerblade.

# Own a room with...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

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Okay, I;m not saying you should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the comments which ones you're going to try out.
__________________________________________________

1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz you hate America."

3. When you go to the princible's office, and when he asks why you were sent, say, "I wrote that you sucked...

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Impossible to please joke

posted by boomerlover

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Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation...

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My Question of Love;; Fear of Loving You && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

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Did you really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be more than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special day
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that day
there was lots to be said
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When you said "I love you"
I said "I love you too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
__________________________________________________

I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be more
What if I did...

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What I Wish I'd Known Sooner

posted by milorox18

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Some are lighthearted‚ some are serious‚ all are very true.
Here are some of them:

-Don't drink grape juice while wearing a white shirt and driving to school.

-Don't let your life wait for other people.

-Dropping a cell phone into a full bathtub‚ kind of kills the phone.

-Your mom will find out if you dye your hair purple.

-You haven't really lives until you've gotten a 48 on an Advanced Placement U.S. History test.

-Don't ever fall in love with someone who is more than a thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work out.

-Milk cartons make boring pets.

-If it hurts‚ DON'T DO IT AGAIN!...

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Life is a test, Graded on a curve.

posted by hm94991

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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cross the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...