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No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a day off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...

Day 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: Hey Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, you know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 minutes later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...

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Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if you don't have enough water, or shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if you bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...

Dragon Ball Z, a show from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a show that had stylish animation and art to it, insane battles, and a show where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published by Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed by Tose Software, who has made...

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed by the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a year after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss or even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...

You know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!



And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....

1. Ice Cube's: To be honest I never been to Europe, I only traveled in North America like Canada and Mexico but I am aware that in many countries it is uncommon to put ice in your drinks. To be honest am not the biggest in putting ice in my drinks. The only time I do that is when I order a iced coffee or if the water is warm when we refill the water thingy we have at home, other than that I don't put ice in my drinks. To be honest I don't like putting ice in my drinks because it just water's down my drink and loses it's taste. I have seen video's on Youtube of these two English Youtuber's who...

Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.

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Coming soon to this very club.


Sean: *Going 75 miles an hour with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with...