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There's no reality except the one contained within us. Which is why so many people live an unreal life. They take images outside them for reality and never allow the world within them to assert itself.

Whatever you give to life, it gives back. Don't hate anybody. The hatred which comes out from you will eventually return to you. Love others. And love will come back to you.

There are two ways of spreading light. Be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.

Courage does not...
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I'm a girl and I've seen the boys who are top in class and who have massive crushes on a girl but can't get her and I've seen guys who get beat up daily that have the same prob.And.... let's just say you guys "need" my help. This guide should help at least a bit. so here we go, 7 things,you you've gotta know, counting down from 7...

7. if we forget your name,it's usually because we are'nt impressed by anything you do or because we don't know you well enough. Try a new outlet, perferably though for saftey reasons..Not sports. Try drawing or Drama, you know something that still can impress girls....
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1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks or anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same music as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff or make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. LOL JK JK JK (Thats just me)
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At least a dozen times a day you hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say you hate society, you say you can’t stand it. You say you hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people you see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, you all are. You were born this way, you will die this way. You are society, and society is you. You are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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