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Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
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Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This article was too short so I have to write this sentence.
1. Grab your spoon and put food on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water OR soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every table and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When you take a drink of your water or soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When you got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives you a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
2. When your parents arent looking splash water OR soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every table and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When you take a drink of your water or soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When you got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives you a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
