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posted by klaine_forever
1. Lobster – Crayfish: Lobsters come from the sea; crayfish come from freshwater. Crayfish (also known as crawfish) also tend to be smaller. Further confusion over these animals exists in some countries like Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa where the term crayfish is often used when referring to lobster.

2. Broth – Soup – Stock: While these terms are often used interchangeably, they do all have a difference. Stock is water (and optionally other liquids) in which vegetables or animals or both are simmered over a long period to extract flavors. Stock normally contains no salt. When...
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posted by Paice2Pacegurl
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes you think 'Hey, I don't care what you think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.

The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, or stupid. They are three very different things, and if you don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.

Obviously, some people are more reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out random things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
posted by koolamelia
1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his bacon to a 10 year old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic you have to dial 62442 to get...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
darker then light brighter then bright
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares

just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a volcano flair.

(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
This list DOES belong to me. Please don't copy without permission!

1. The teachers will pick on you.

2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when you don't play with your jewelry.

3. The teachers make rude faces at you when you wave at them.

4. The kids always cuss.

5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.

6. The kids will steal your stuff.

7. The bus drivers all are either psychos or have attitude problems.

8. The bathrooms are disgusting.

9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if you see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.

10. There is innappropriate...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i will tell you 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I love animals
2.I own tons of manga and anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i love writing my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i love going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i love the stars
10.i love to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my friends on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink by putting chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope you enjoyed!
posted by meow_girl
One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd you get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So you broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So you broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your acting like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't...
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all you twilight lovers who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's question asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So you know i didn't include anything about the war between those who love and those who hate twilight or anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the question i am responding to

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posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to date him, we were the perfect couple, until last year after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class next to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be writing to pen pals from London England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today you are going to...
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posted by itachifan1
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of more than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities said Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's den and found a trove of footwear down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," said a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen stole them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
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I've always been a huge fan of the Scarlet and Ivy book series, and the main theme of the book is the constant relocation of twins, Ivy and Scarlet, and their adventures in boarding school. If you are very similar to your twin, you should check out this list inspired by it!

1- If your twin gets into trouble, it will be easy for him to blame you.

2- Whatever your twin does, it will be expected from you.

3- Your names will be mixed a lot.

4- Your twin will joke around pretending to be you to other people.

5- People will confuse your temperaments.

6- One of you will be seen as the shadow of the other....
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Elijah Jones - Rumored 2019/2020 album
Elijah Jones - Rumored 2019/2020 album
Jones has currently inactivated most of his accounts. And recently - a forum expressed by yet another anonymous user that Jones - previously known as "Kinlee And Elijah" Will be promoting a new album this year.

The last album Jones promoted was Stirling's third album "Brave Enough" Which released respectively on August 19, 2016. Nearly 3 years ago. Following the promotional album Jones released his third album "Forgive To Forget" in January 2017. After releasing his final video in November 2017. Jones has refrained since than from uploads. Other than the release of his third and final book in...
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