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Sallymagi, carsfan and 1 other like this

justingurl99 I agree with Derpette, if that's her name here...

deidaraisgod @justingurl99 WHAT!!! justin bieber king/queen... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

XxKeithHarkinxX @justin, he is not better than Michael Jackson...

Sallymagi I guess that's what happens if you critizise a "Belieber" ^Agreed. For me, MJ will always be the King of Pop. No teenager can beat that.

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jokes

posted by TheRealSexyKate

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?

A: To get hit by my car.

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by JoannaVonDoom

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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So did you know..?

posted by BlackSunshine

Lol I found this on the internet.

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

5. Humans...

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How to make people feel uncomfortable

posted by invadercalliope

Ok let me tell you 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy

1)Put your arm around a person you don't know

2)Then twirl another random persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a random persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool singing the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and show them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a random person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!

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Whoahhhh ! Randommmmmmm !

posted by Mallory101

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.

6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

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52 ? quiz i took plz read

posted by 789703011

1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If you could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this quiz

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...

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Hetalia

added by SymmaGirl2

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Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....

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Billboards Top 100 Artist of 2010

posted by lexie2635

1
LADY GAGA

2
TAYLOR SWIFT

3
EMINEM

4
LADY ANTEBELLUM

5
KE$HA

6
USHER

7
THE BLACK EYED PEAS

8
JUSTIN BIEBER

9
RIHANNA

10
DRAKE

11
KATY PERRY

12
SUSAN BOYLE

13
JASON DERULO

14
B.O.B

15
TAIO CRUZ

16
TRAIN

17
LUDACRIS

18
TREY SONGZ

19
MICHAEL BUBLE

20
LIL WAYNE

21
ALICIA KEYS

22
BRUNO MARS

23
CARRIE UNDERWOOD

24
MILEY CYRUS

25
ZAC BROWN BAND

26
JAY-Z

27
ADAM LAMBERT

28
MICHAEL JACKSON

29
YOUNG MONEY

30
ANDREA BOCELLI

31
IYAZ

32
OWL CITY

33
JOHN MAYER

34
MIKE POSNER

35
NICKI MINAJ

36

JASON ALDEAN

37
GLEE CAST

38
JAY SEAN

39
SELENA GOMEZ

40
MIRANDA LAMBERT

41
THE SCRIPT

42
TIMBALAND

43
ONEREPUBLIC

44
SNOOP DOGG

45
DAVID GUETTA

46
SADE

47
SUGARLAND

48
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS...

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Original song, called Need You.

posted by cute20k

Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope you like it.

Need You

INTRO:
(Hey Hey Hey)
Hear what I say
I need you I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres more to life.
Than waiting, for you to realize.
(What you need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for you to call back
(But you never...