User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.
Cleverbot: Are you really typing now or is it all computerised.
User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do you wear? I wear a size 13. You look like a 9 or ... What, like an 8?
Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!
User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.
Cleverbot: Do you think all these questions are coming from 1 person?
User: You keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as you used to be.
User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.
Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! You are a machine. Why can't you accept this?